After 2 previous attempts i've finally passed my adi test today (advanced driving instructor)

I was fookin brickin it cos if i'd failed it today then i would'nt be able to re-take the test until 2 years had passed!

BSM are sorting out me a brand new corsa now & i should be on the road within a month teaching people how to drive badly i mean propperly

 

Well done mate

 

well done mate

 

Sweet nice one mate!!!

Why dont u use the Evo for driving lessons? I will be up for a lesson

 

well done mate

can see the leson now look, signal, look again, manover, flash em up to get out the way

 

 

well done m8

 

Thanks lads

Rhys - i doubt the evo's gonna get a look in now that i'll have a brand new corsa

Darren - i would call you a coooont but im propper happy at the mo so i wont

 

 

Lol!!
They don't seem to let anyone wholefully sane become an instructor , my two are nuts 'Kate, the speed limits 30, now other instructors may tell you this is the maximum speed you should go, but we're in a rush, so drop a gear and sharply apply pressure to the right pedal.....'

Well done mate anyway! =)

 

Katie - im sane.......i think
Thanks hun

 

Lmfao.....well if I haven't passed in a couple of months (not that I've bothered to have any lessons from december until last week due to the 'stress' of christmas) I'll get you to teach me.... 'Mirror, signal, lipgloss'

 

Mirror - Signal - lipgloss - kerb

 

you mean, mirror, signal, lipgloss, kerb, pavement, halfords shop window.................oh look we have an evo

 

'pull out- advance toward a roundabout- come within 2'' of crashing into passing volvo - shout as instructed 'YOU FUCKING OLD TWAT, BUY A PROPER CAR'- quietly pull away allowing cars from the right on the roundabout to have right of way'

 

Im not saying a word

 

Nice one AJ fancy giving me lessons

 

Fook off Darren

Check you out Katie, bad influence or what!

 

Tiffany Spears - i've told BSM to order me a black or silver one

Dave - i'll teach ya but fook picking you up & dropping you back off your miles away!

 

Nice One AJ

i couldn'tbe doing with being a driving instructor....

but think of all the 17 years old little sweaters

 

well done hun

very pleased for u!! a corsa hey.. can i borrow it when ur not using it hehe...

even better can i borrow the evo when ur cruising in the corsa...

ill remember to keep my eyes open for u with ur little clip board being driven round brum

katie xx

 

Lol bad influence? On you? within about 20 mins of getting in the car on my first lesson I had road rage, lol.

The instructors like a professional looking football hooligan aswell mind, worth paying just to listen to his cynical remarks about people who think they can drive because they passed 30 years ago
'Kate, get out of the car, that old dear over there needs the time more, I dont think you'd be capable of killing anyone'

 

Exactly Smit

 

does it pay well? What kinda things do you have to do for the test? Written and Practical?

 

AJ, i'll pay u in banana's

17yr old skirts

 

PMSL @ Katie

Thanks Katie (Jamieslittleracer) You can drive the evo anytime babe

 

i really am going to hold u to that.... and the RS hehe

does that mean that u teach normal driving or advanced driving too??

either way.... no point on ur license for u now hey!! textbook driver....

u cant teach any more if u get any points can u??

i saw a yellow car the other day... reminded me of u

 

Congrats mate!

did they order that high seat for you as well ?? or will some phone books do?! as one obviously aint enough!

 

Smit - at the moment the pay is about Ł20 ph & i know instructors that make about a grand a week
There's alot of work involved mate, you have to pass a theory test first which is alot harder than the normal one they use for learner drivers, then you have to get loads of lessons in order to drive 100%!!
Now that was the hard part - i failed it twice! The driving test is about an hour & half long & the standard of driving has to be to a mega high standard & your only allowed 6 minor mistakes!

I get a trainee badge now so i can start work but within 6 months i have to do the last part to the whole thing & that is teaching a driving examiner to drive!!
(He gets in the car & play's the part of a learner on his first lesson)!

 

Lol.....people like me would get upset by that, The new mini I am learning in doesnt accomodate the shorter individual, and I have to make do with whatever book or catalogue his missus has left in the car!
Had the new argos last week.

 

Kate, if i get points then i have to attend a meeting with BSM (who i've got a franchise with) & they tell you what happens next. Thanks for thinking of me when you saw the yellow car

Rene - you foreign goon! You aint gonna get to me today as im happy










PS - the drivers seat in the corsa is height adjustable

 

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM YES PLEASE

 

tehehehe... how funny...

how scary does that test with the examiner pretending to be a new driver sound!!

hey aj my sister might be coming to birmingham next year.... u can teach her she has a vague resemblance to maureen from driving school!!!

 

The looks, driving or both?

Oh dear

 

hehe no she looks like me... unless i look like maureen

definitely the driving.... well shes never really driven except when i tried to teach her in the pajero and she took both feet of teh pedals and it was in gear... that was fun i fell off my perch and hit my head on teh windscreen

shes a bit of a dappy blond bless her

 

"now if you'd like to remove your nickers i'll get you to back up onto my drive (shaft) " )

 

sounds like a good deal. I personnaly couldn't be a driving instructor..i would be comfortable with a learner at the side of me...just one of them things u know.

 

No probs i'll teach her (i'll try anyway)

 

Dave -

Smit - you have controls on your side of the car too mate

 

i'd jus take the piss out them, "lift the clutch up slowly" (while i got it held down ) jam on the brakes randomly PMSL (to see her paps wobble )