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This thread is real entertainment

scoooby slayer

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more bull as 600 bhp skylines aint laggy unless there specced wrong and mgt certainly wouldnt do that.

does that look laggy or unresponsive at a mere 1.2 bar



stop bullshitting silly boy, i think its time to grow up.

Cosworth Lad

I aint piking on you but one of the last threads few months back somebody said you were getting shit times or was it due to your launching skills?

Cosworth Lad

chip was that your 3dr for sale on ebay is it still for sale?

scoooby slayer

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12.2 123 mph isnt that slow is it

Chip

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No mate, my 3 door hasnt ever been for sale.
Although I was referring to my nova when i said "my car" as thats a lot quicker than my 3 door anyway, the 3 door is only about 450bhp even on the nitrous and is heavier than the nova.

stishy

LOLING

DrewHughes

shut up

xr4x4rs

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mgt do not produce laggy cars lol, they are less than 5 mins away from me and ive seen and been in some of there monsters, gart and mark know exactly what there doing lol, my mates r32 gtr had sum fuk off turbo on it he choped the inner wing out to get it to fit, once mapped it was less laggy than my t34 cossie, and what he didnt realise is he had lost 8 valve guides and the thing still produced 608bhp on the rollers

essexRSTSouthend

Get them graphs up mo and make sure it from a decent tuner,other whys no one will believe you still...
Also come to fordfair with your username on your windows,get on track and 0 to 60mph if you want to prove everyone wrong.plus do the dyno run at fordfair,film it etc..

Alps Pacino

or he could just stop telling whoppers

DanCossie

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Classic Thread LOL 11 PAGES !!!!

stuart collins

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which is the black s2 that spec 1 built with a zetec turbo in on beige injectors and ofab and sum big fuckin turbo , tried telling me it was 400+ bhp and was proper well fast , then went and run a couple of high/mid 14s , was 2007i think was on fast fords stand with the 2 s1 cossies , that yours or u mates ?

RS Grant

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If I may be so bold, I think you should be jealous of:

- The ability to load it up and take off with zero wheelspin.
- It's legendary skimmed piston'd Zetec powerplant.
- Mo and Momo's rep 'up hams'.




Cheers,
Grant

badnews

a classic tale and a proper funny read ahahhahaah, you my friend are a grow up pal
there are many many fast cars on this site that make far less claims than you do and for
good reason "they live in the real world"

rs-tuner

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It must be the ability to spool a t4 to make full boost at 1500rpm

Chip

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If he had a quid for every bullshit tale he tells, he could afford a proper engine by now

oibren85

I'm with you, love the banter!

DS81

MO MO MO your boat
Gently Down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

CossieRich

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Fantastic thread. which model of Lambo were you racing against?

zetec-Sam

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You really need to get the fuck out more. Maybe if you weren't so scared that every group of youths on every street corner were 'chavs' that are going to stab you, maybe you'd realise that we're not all the same

If you had your mental way, I'm sure you'd shoot me, as I wear hoodies, have a fiesta, and fall into your bullshit 'chav' category. When in reality, I've never mugged anyone, have 0 points, haven't had an insurance claim, and the last time I had a 'fight' was in primary school. Oh, I've also had access to guns and knives since I've been old enough to hold one, and I've never shot/stabbed anyone.

Chip

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Genius!

Luca

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Agreed that makes sense

Glenn_

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Is this lad on drugs.

Ken_ZS

bet it was a kit car!!!

smokey

I'm well Jel!

DanW@FastFord

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Was this the Lambo Mo?

oriurbo

Well that was an interesting read from start to finish !!!!
I have to say i dont understand why this is so hard for some people to believe i am inclined to agree that it is possible.
Although MO RS TURBO'S attitude is not helping himself.
I think it would be a good idea to go Pod and prove some times.
People may remember me last year getting a big slating for saying my orion would run a 12 at pod a week later i did indeed run a twelve to prove the haters wrong but that still wasnt good enough for some people as they say it should have been done at Brunters.
There is quite a few of us on here all running 12's (Qplate rst,crazycage,louis etc etc )
and a big up to Luca for cracking an 11 this month.
I myself have had some interesting races with interesting outcome's
When you add the figures up as some have done then why's this not possible ???????

oriurbo

+1 ....

dojj

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i've never said it's not possible, just that if the guy has the "ability" to afford a lambo, doesn't necessarily credit him with the "ability" to drive it to the limits

lots of people hire them nowadays so it could have been one of them

Chip

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If it was Luca saying it, we would all believe him, but this mo idiot spends his entire time chatting shite, and also there are loads of inconsistancies in his tale of events, like apparently they were driving along at 100mph having a nice chat to each other etc

Its perfectly possible for the right modified RST etc to beat a lambo, but this tool changes his stories constantly and is talking shite on here all the time and then despite apparently loving racing people never goes to any quarter mile days or trackdays etc where he could actually do so properly if he wanted.

oriurbo

As you say i do agree that there are a few inconsistancies which is why i agree he should get himself to Pod.
Some people have been alot harsher than you and just laughed him out the door, whereas u have obviously thought about it a little more as have others.
SOMETIMES on here all the big poster's on here just slate us newbies and unless your a god on here like Luca (no offence Luca lol) you get ignored or laughed at.

Derby_Gav

Mo it just didn't happen, ok!

Years ago I had a Clio 172, half ish the power of your claimed power, about the same weight. I tried racing a BMW 645, maybe a bit more than half the lambo power but more weight too.

Anyways it pissed all over me. And lambo either did do that or would have done if he was trying!

If you had said you had given it a good go but lost big time you wouldn't have got hardly any of the stick you're getting now!

arch

Sorry, but I thought you name was now 'Granty'

Psycho Warren

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I work with teenagers most days of the week so im fully aware of what goes on in the real world

and its not me you have to convince. I know your not all chavs. And in fact ive said your not all chavs. But its the impression a lot of young people give.

Think to the older folk, they see chavs causing trouble, a kid wearing a similar hoodie being a bit loud with their mates (ie not really causing any harm) but in their eyes how do they know any different??? they dont until you walk on by and do nothing so you wonder why they tarnish you all with the same brush???

same with shops etc. Many shopping centres have a no hoodie policy now because teenagers out to cause trouble or theiving will wear their hoody up to conceal identity. So how do the store staff tell the difference between a robbing cunt and some teen being a moody teen and hiding from the world in their hood, or someone who was cold outside?? again until you commit a crime they dont, so no wonder they tar you with the same brush as it protects their stock if they do so.

Also, like it or not, a lot of teen behaviours that teens consider normal these days were socially unacceptable 20/30 years ago, the general reduction in respect for authority and older people etc, the teen need to shock and push boundaries means in this "liberal" "unshockable" world we live in that to get the same effect you have to push the limits further. And do you think older people take the changes for the worse in society into account with teen behaviour?? of course many dont, they just look back to when they were a kid and remember how such things would have got them a clip round the ear/grounding/beating off dad and come to the conclusion therefore that kids today have no respect etc etc etc

hardly rocket science is it.

Young people are just as bad as older folk at not seeing other peoples perspective.

and lets not get started on the binge drinking culture...

i wouldnt shoot you for just wearing a hoodie

I treat people on the way they behave. And i believe in giving most people one chance to change. Most of the scum i would shoot would include paedo's rapists , drug dealers, life long benefit scroungers who refuse to change, people who genuinely act like CHAVs (wether because they are a CHAV or just choose to act that way as it makes no difference to the misery caused wether you are "sorry" for what you did later). But remember all except the sex offenders would get a chance to change their ways.

If people are not prepared to change to be a part of our society rather than abuse it, then why should we tolerate them??? Its only the worst ones who'd get shot in my ideal world.

But of course we all know that it is unrealistic to get away with "putting down" scum as it goes against our softly softly modern values. Note i say putting down as i dont consider removing vermin from our society as murder.

And before you say it, of course there is the potential to get the wrong people hence why its unrealistic at present.

Chip

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I take fuck all notice of how long someone has been on here or how many posts they have etc, in fact in MO's case unless I go and look now I couldnt tell you even vaguely what either of those numbers are.
I just know that everything he posts is childish shite, normally about how his remapped bora is the worlds fastest car etc, I have remapped enough diesels to know what they fucking go like and its nothing like he presents them, but then I have driven or been in dozens of cars at 500bhp+ so my perception of performance is greatly different to his im sure.
He just needs to learn to keep his mouth shut TBH about all these "races" he claims to have, even if it was all accurate its still a load of nonsense as its totally unscientific and proves nothing other than that most people have more sense than him and go to a track instead if they want to test their car out.

Lambchop

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I read the whole thread.

Pete frst

interesting thread now!

its gone from highly improbable to quite achievable.........

Less.

Things is though who have said they can might be able to do it,have proven cars and no their specs and will say who mapped em and know their full spec?

Pete frst

I see your point,lack of proof...
lets see what turns up,dyno printout maybe?
I bet there is a similar thread on passion lambo,the shocked lambo owner quoting watch out for those crazy rst's,keeps with yer up to 140........