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Old 26-11-2010, 08:48 PM
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Following my thread about paying a fly visit to the wee bird in my works canteen and finding out she had a man. I went into work and on my break she pulled me aside and told me her bloke was at work wed and she'd be home alone. I told her i had my daughter to think about and could well do without the drama anyway on Thursday i get a text saying "Great my fella seen the messages and knows you were here." Well i ignored it thinking no way would anyone be that stupid!! So later on i go in for my break and she comes upto me and said "did you get my message?" I replied i had but no way could she be that stupid and i didn't wanna play these stupid games. So she gave him my number and i get an angry call so i say to this joker look i never knew fook all about you but to be honest i aint gonna go anywhere near her again thanks very much so the up shot is he is sticking with her but out for some sort of revenge so i've told her tell him to wind his neck in and to remember i know were he lives. Why is life never simple??

I'm almost convinced she has got caught on purpose too get a reaction or try and end what is maybe a shit relationship i just can't imagine someone been that stupid on purpose!!
Old 26-11-2010, 08:51 PM
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Women eh
Old 26-11-2010, 08:52 PM
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Never trust woman she probably showed him!!
Old 26-11-2010, 08:55 PM
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Smash him up before he gets you
Old 26-11-2010, 08:56 PM
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hmmm that was my way of thinking too but tbh even if they split knowing how easy she cheated i wouldn't get into a relationship with her i had no clue she had a fella till the morning.
Old 26-11-2010, 08:59 PM
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what a fucking punk he must be lol !!!
Old 26-11-2010, 09:00 PM
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Rape her and show her whos boss! then tell her to keep it all quite and it never happened!

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Old 26-11-2010, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by nichol4s
Never trust woman she probably showed him!!
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i totally agree if she had not wanted him to find out she would have deleated it or made some shit up hope it turns out alright for you buddy.
Old 26-11-2010, 09:20 PM
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Sleeping with one eye open at nights now are you ?
Old 26-11-2010, 09:20 PM
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Anal rape is the answer! To both of them!

In the same room.... And make them watch!
Old 26-11-2010, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Anal rape is the answer! To both of them!

In the same room.... And make them watch!
Old 26-11-2010, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Anal rape is the answer! To both of them!

In the same room.... And make them watch!



i was just gonna suggest doing the big man up the bum and telling him to pipe down, but daves idea is better

ps dave, is that REALLY Benni in your avatar?

Old 26-11-2010, 09:32 PM
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Do you know what he looks like ? that would be handy incase he fills you in when your not expecting it
Old 26-11-2010, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by carlo
Do you know what he looks like ? that would be handy incase he fills you in when your not expecting it
I made a point of finding out and i'm not worried

Just could do without the hassle or been reported for assault after he starts the hassle
Old 26-11-2010, 10:33 PM
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Let's hope you did everything to that girl you possibly could do No point eating through a hose if it was missionary all night long
Old 26-11-2010, 10:54 PM
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So you knobbed a bird that has a bloke who found out and now he is the bad guy for getting a pisser about it? and he needs to wind his neck in?
Old 26-11-2010, 10:58 PM
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Ring him back and tell him you've got AIDS and did his missus bareback
Old 26-11-2010, 11:01 PM
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So have you already fucked her then? I'm on my phone so can't look for the last thread in your recently posted to find the gossip.

Good work, btw, it's nothing to do with you whether she's single or not, that's her responsibility.
Old 26-11-2010, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Will Pedley
Ring him back and tell him you've got AIDS and did his missus bareback
i like that one
Old 26-11-2010, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Kieron
So you knobbed a bird that has a bloke who found out and now he is the bad guy for getting a pisser about it? and he needs to wind his neck in?
If you read my first thread it is a bird from work i don't know her outside of work and knew nothing about this bloke it started with drunken texts Now fare play the bloke is pissed i would be but i wouldn't be hanging about with the bird either so he is been a tadger for sticking by her and trying to cause trouble. I told him i won't be back knew nowt about him he can do what he thinks he needs too but he won't get away from it without some form of defence from me and if he gets his head kicked in was it worth it nah he may kick my head in either way he will get a sore face if he comes and starts shit so the best thing for him to do would be forgive her and move on or dump her move on at the end of the day she instigated it and it was her house but he chooses to ignore that part
Old 26-11-2010, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Will Pedley
Ring him back and tell him you've got AIDS and did his missus bareback

pmsl
Old 26-11-2010, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Alan_D
So have you already fucked her then? I'm on my phone so can't look for the last thread in your recently posted to find the gossip.

Good work, btw, it's nothing to do with you whether she's single or not, that's her responsibility.
Yeah mate long story short i was out she text me after i recently got her number a few texts later she was telling me she was home alone bored with her address in the text so i thought it would have been rude not too
Old 26-11-2010, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by turbochild
a few texts later she was telling me she was home alone bored with her address in the text so i thought it would have been rude not too
Correct, it would be.

How old is this hussy?
Old 26-11-2010, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by turbochild
Yeah mate long story short i was out she text me after i recently got her number a few texts later she was telling me she was home alone bored with her address in the text so i thought it would have been rude not too
Hahaha, ideal end to a night out. The boyfriend must be a bit of a mug! His bird having folk round for a shag. Did he have seconds without realising I wonder?
Old 26-11-2010, 11:23 PM
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Snakes wi tits! as mentioned in the previous post lol
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Originally Posted by Danster76
Correct, it would be.

How old is this hussy?
Just turned 24
Old 26-11-2010, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Alan_D
Hahaha, ideal end to a night out. The boyfriend must be a bit of a mug! His bird having folk round for a shag. Did he have seconds without realising I wonder?
Turned out he was away at the football i done her in the morning too then she told me about her fella been back later when she'd made a brew
Old 27-11-2010, 12:18 AM
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i'll ask if no1 else is gonna man up and ask the man................












u gonna post the naked pics she texted u?
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please tell me you bagged up otherwise it will be the pregnancy scam next!!
Old 27-11-2010, 05:35 AM
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What a dirty slag you did the bloke a favour atleast he knows he's going out with a cunt.
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Should have just said to the twat, if you're happy to go back to her after what i did to her that night it's up to you mate.....i certainly won't be goin back to the wreckage
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Originally Posted by rstdave
Should have just said to the twat, if you're happy to go back to her after what i did to her that night it's up to you mate.....i certainly won't be goin back to the wreckage
Quick re-sleeve, shove a leg of lamb up there then pull the bone out, and she'll be good as new!
Old 27-11-2010, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Rich170
Quick re-sleeve, shove a leg of lamb up there then pull the bone out, and she'll be good as new!
Loool not heard that one before
Old 27-11-2010, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Rich170
Quick re-sleeve, shove a leg of lamb up there then pull the bone out, and she'll be good as new!
Old 27-11-2010, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenpenalver
please tell me you bagged up otherwise it will be the pregnancy scam next!!
i definetly did i know some people think it's like getting in the bath with your socks on but it beats getting athletes foot
Old 27-11-2010, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by shaun_focus4x4
i'll ask if no1 else is gonna man up and ask the man................












u gonna post the naked pics she texted u?
never got any pics
Old 27-11-2010, 05:41 PM
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just text him some pics of some random fith and say it's her and you and you took pics, and if he wants them all over the place then carry on

text him and not her to wind him up if he stasrts to give you more grif
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