idiot drivers going straight to outside lane!
06-10-2010, 12:32 AM
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idiot drivers going straight to outside lane!
What is it that goes through the mind of these fucking idiots?? you see them all the time on motorways and dual carriageways coming straight on and swerving from slip road to the outside lane in one go clearly without having looked in their mirrors (or more worryingly looked but not cared/assumed people will stop).
this prick really takes the piss though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsp2XYG4iig
for those who cant see it, he joins straight into outside lane despite it being clear in both lanes ahead for a good half mile then proceeds to hold me up hogging the lane for 40 seconds doing 60mph until he passes a vehicle. He hogs the lane for another couple of minutes until he gets bored of my full beam lights.
is it really that hard to use your fucking mirrors and pull into left lane when safe???
this prick really takes the piss though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsp2XYG4iig
for those who cant see it, he joins straight into outside lane despite it being clear in both lanes ahead for a good half mile then proceeds to hold me up hogging the lane for 40 seconds doing 60mph until he passes a vehicle. He hogs the lane for another couple of minutes until he gets bored of my full beam lights.
is it really that hard to use your fucking mirrors and pull into left lane when safe???
06-10-2010, 12:42 AM
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You've already killed him, haven't you?
Or have you have GPS bugs on the car and are amassing info on his daily movements before you strike.
That would piss me off as there was no need for him to pull out. Just a mong, part of driving, i try to switch off to it or abuse them there and then to vent.
Or have you have GPS bugs on the car and are amassing info on his daily movements before you strike.
That would piss me off as there was no need for him to pull out. Just a mong, part of driving, i try to switch off to it or abuse them there and then to vent.
06-10-2010, 12:53 AM
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what i want is american police style nudge bars so i can just ram the bastards out the way!
I bet the fuckers will soon move over after you give them a couple of light taps from behind!!
Neil, why sad about the demise of said cunt driver?? surely you should be pleased that less cunts are on the road??
I bet the fuckers will soon move over after you give them a couple of light taps from behind!!
Neil, why sad about the demise of said cunt driver?? surely you should be pleased that less cunts are on the road??
06-10-2010, 12:59 AM
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Because i know you have skinned him. You're wearing it as a cape. Tucked your 'ol boy between your legs and givin' it the full Buffalow Bill treatment in the mirror.
06-10-2010, 01:05 AM
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06-10-2010, 06:40 AM
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06-10-2010, 11:16 AM
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Undertaking is only an offence if it's deliberate, if you are travelling faster in your lane with the traffic and the oute lane is slower it's not an offence.
I'm sure that's what you were refering to chip and not the coffin type of undertaking
I'm sure that's what you were refering to chip and not the coffin type of undertaking
06-10-2010, 11:31 AM
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One cunt in a van came flying down the slip road and expected me to stop to let him out. fuck him couldnt do a thing so he give the wife a look pulss up along side when he gets out and goes to say something and blow his horn. so i turns to look at him and he shat it and fucked off. Cause i had a trailer on he thought i was an old yin.
06-10-2010, 12:21 PM
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People that do this cunt me off an absolute treat! Always get full beam+fogs, only time my fogs get used I think! I'll sometimes go into the middle lane of a 3 lane motorway from the slip, but only when there's mongs around that don't know how to join a motorway, and sit at 40 on the sliproad, and the middle lane is clear. People should HAVE to sit an extra 'lesson' after they pass, on how to join and drive on a motorway, kinda like passplus, but mandatory!
06-10-2010, 01:42 PM
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06-10-2010, 02:39 PM
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People that do this cunt me off an absolute treat! Always get full beam+fogs, only time my fogs get used I think! I'll sometimes go into the middle lane of a 3 lane motorway from the slip, but only when there's mongs around that don't know how to join a motorway, and sit at 40 on the sliproad, and the middle lane is clear. People should HAVE to sit an extra 'lesson' after they pass, on how to join and drive on a motorway, kinda like passplus, but mandatory!
06-10-2010, 02:40 PM
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The only time that undertaking is actually 'allowed' is in a traffic jam type situation, and IIRC on a one way road.
06-10-2010, 03:25 PM
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pass pluss is balls iv done it me and my instructor read through the shit in an hout got to in edinbugra BK stuffed our face and drove homejob done suppose i kinda knew what i was doing tho but have mates that are shit at joining and wont speed up to join motorway/dual carrageway does my nut in.
I knew how to do it anyway, but wanted passplus for insurance discount, so my instructor did a shorted course, but still talked me through eveyrthing. He realised I knew what I was doing pretty quick though...You've contradicted yourself a bit aswell, saying your mates don't know how to join...If they had to do a lesson LIKE passplus that tought how to do things like joining a motorway, then they'd know...(shit, if they'd just done passplus they'd know it! Not really 'balls' is it...)
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06-10-2010, 03:33 PM
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Your instructor sounds utter wank then I knew how to do it anyway, but wanted passplus for insurance discount, so my instructor did a shorted course, but still talked me through eveyrthing. He realised I knew what I was doing pretty quick though...
You've contradicted yourself a bit aswell, saying your mates don't know how to join...If they had to do a lesson LIKE passplus that tought how to do things like joining a motorway, then they'd know...(shit, if they'd just done passplus they'd know it! Not really 'balls' is it...)
I knew how to do it anyway, but wanted passplus for insurance discount, so my instructor did a shorted course, but still talked me through eveyrthing. He realised I knew what I was doing pretty quick though...You've contradicted yourself a bit aswell, saying your mates don't know how to join...If they had to do a lesson LIKE passplus that tought how to do things like joining a motorway, then they'd know...(shit, if they'd just done passplus they'd know it! Not really 'balls' is it...)
they should hammer it home in the actual test/lessons not an extra thing as it is a basic thing to do...
06-10-2010, 06:30 PM
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its the uni that has deliberately not put in enough parking on campus, much to the local residents disgust!!
to get a car pass as a student now you even have to submit the CO2 emissions of your car as a criteria. too high emissions and you get rejected
fucking eco faggots are taking things too far!! Last year i was rejected a car pass (despite half empty car parks on campus) despite living over 15 miles away. For 9am lectures i could leave at half 8 and get there in time by car. by bus i had to leave house before 7am to catch a bus and get there at 5 to 9 if the bus isnt late! they thought that was reasonable get fucked!! It was rediculous as large parts of the term time the local side streets were congested with students parked up (our campus in crewe is not inner city and has a abnormally high number of students who travel from outside the area), yet the student car park on campus was mostly less than half full even in busy periods
great planning... not!!The residents even started putting up signs and cones to try and stop people parking on the public highway.
now if people are blocking their drives then fair enough but like it or lump it that is public highway and the residents can do fuck all about students parking outside their house as long as they park legally. Its an issue for the uni to sort out!!
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17-10-2010, 05:39 AM
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another moron spotted today!
this one decided not only was he not going to use indicators but he was going to go round halfway on inside of roundabout before zooming to outside then deciding to go round roundabout again!! no indicators until he realised i was behind him wondering where the fuck he was going!! how hard is it to use indicators and a reasonable road position??? really???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNqU1_E2F5A
this one decided not only was he not going to use indicators but he was going to go round halfway on inside of roundabout before zooming to outside then deciding to go round roundabout again!! no indicators until he realised i was behind him wondering where the fuck he was going!! how hard is it to use indicators and a reasonable road position??? really???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNqU1_E2F5A
17-10-2010, 06:19 AM
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Yet another inexperienced driver with no thought for others no doubt. Hardly anything to brag about is it,just makes you look a turd..
17-10-2010, 09:56 AM
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Drivning around with a camera on your dash board filming?
You fuckin wierdo!
You fuckin wierdo!
17-10-2010, 09:57 AM
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I will hold my hands up and say i've done it myself. End of the day if i'm behind a car going piss slow on a slip road and he pulls into lane 1, i'm not going to sit behind him for a couple of minutes when lane 2 is empty, then eventually pull into lane 2. If the roads clear i'll cross both lanes and overtake him...whats the problem with that?
I think the point Warren is making is that the fella in his video pulled accross 2 lanes, was going ridiculously slow and didnt have any need to be in that lane because lane 1 was empty !! Complete disregard for other road users and probably didn't use his mirrors/completely misjudged Warrens speed before he moved over !
17-10-2010, 10:00 AM
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17-10-2010, 10:05 AM
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Should I have? I called him a weirdo in relation to his camera on the dash board behaviour.
I am sure he also stands infornt of a mirror flicking a gun out of his arm on some sort of contraption shouting out famous film quotes.
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