I cant believe this hasn't made it to PF! If it has and i haven't spotted the thread then i apologise!

Red Ford Orion was stolen in the early hours of today from the southend area. Please keep your eyes open,if seen please contact police!

This is owned by onionboy on here, and most of you will remember it was stolen on christmas eve last year, and recovered! But its gone again so please keep your eyes open!

 

Argh i hate these dreaded story's of peoples cars being stolen...

Some people are just cunts

Hope it gets found safe n sound... All the best

 

Fuck sake, every other thread it seems a car is stolen

Lovely looking car, hopefully it will be recovered this time round as well

 

wank*rs!! Hope he finds it!

 

theiving cunts, stolen once is taking the piss, twice, WTF

 

Shite news.

Probably stolen to order, now sitting in a container waiting to be shipped over to Saudi to become part of a rich Sheikhs (sp?) exotic car collection.


Cheers,
Grant

 

its a ford orion not a bentley why the fook would a sheikh want a shonky ford

hope you find it tho and these cunts need stringing up

 

you not sense any sarcasm ?




sorry to hear your loss

 

no - i left my sarcasm at home today

 

Gutted for him,hope it turns up.

 

think he ought to ask santa for a alarm this year and immobiliser!

 

not good at all must be gutting

 

Thats mean!

 

Sorry to hear this hope its found again, could it be the same person / people going for it again?

 

as above, i'd head back to the place it went last time. Baz-vegas is usually a good place to start looking for nicked cars. Not that i'm saying the residents are all pikeys. Just most of them

 

...but amusing

 

I know, it made me chuckle this morning when it popped into my head, plus its slightly different to the usual "I'll keep a look out" or "Shite news, I hope the scrotes get bummed in jail" type of replies.

But having a car stolen is totally shithouse, regardless of value, and I do hope its recovered.


Cheers,
Grant

 

fuckers

 

orry for it being nicked but hasnt the guy fitted more security etc?? we need full story.

 

bloody hell, unlucky

could it be the same fuckers as last time?

hope it all goes well

 

Bastards, they should cut their fingers off when they find them

 

well it is a compliment of sorts,because someone really wanted it......

i hope its found soon.....

seriously tho,id be thinking if i get it back id fit some sort of exploding device,radio controlled and just fuck it.....

 

I have just found out that, the orion has been found!!!!!

Apparently its not looking good but will have to wait til Billy gets a proper look at it!

 

good news it's been found so quick, hopefully it's still complete

 

good he got it back tho,not everyone is as lucky

 

i know and to get it back twice?!

 

Brilliant news!!I was scouting thru the garage the other day and found a steering column cover,few switches etc for a mk4 escort so if you need them,as long as you cover the postage their yours.

 

Yeah but quite funny

Ach there was a joke there about it "not looking good" but i'm not going to be mean like grant

 

Are you sure he's not just got Alzheimer's?

 

Fuck that

Imagine having alzheimers and being blissfully unaware you own an orion then bang you remember. That would suck

 

Bloody lucky to get it back twice, most people don't get them back once! Most likely just joy riders going for a car that's easy to steal.

Think he needs to upgrade his security if it's salvagable!

 

...........until you forgot where you parked it

 

That is very kind of you, i will let him know, he was on his way to see it so im sure will find out what the damage is soon!

lol

 

"Phew... I've lost it again... God bless Alzheimers!!"

*ring* *ring*

"Hello?"

"Hi buddy, its the manager of Lidl here, your Onion has been sitting outside for ages... can you come and pick it up please?"

"...you're fucking kidding me on man, thought I'd seen the last of it?!"


Cheers,
Grant

 

glad its been found? has it just been dumped somewhere near by joy riders.

get some pics up, hopefully it ok

 

matbe they have alzheimers and when they remembered they had stolen an orion they dumped it?
kidding,i like orions better than escorts!good he got it again,shit thats its maybe a mess

 

yeh i would after it being nicked before what dose it take to get it secure nicked a 3rd time.

 

well i dont know where this bit of information has come from or the full extent but i was just told that its "smashed up bad"

 

so caz, how the fuck did they nick it this time? Did he not upgrade his security after the last time?

 

I dont know warren, all i know so far is its been nicked, its been found, and there's possibly a lot of damage, the last part i dont know exactly whats gone on so dont quote me incase the info i have is not correct, ya know how it is with hearsay over such matters!