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Old 08-09-2010, 01:59 PM
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I disagree as i am sure the scots can count 1 - 4 then look at the other hand and start back at 1. Infact i am crediting them with intelligence by assuming they know a thumb is not a finger.
Old 08-09-2010, 02:05 PM
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sooooo, clive wanted a part off martin, clive got the part from martin, job jobbed, but there is two pages of he said, she said, bullshit, because beef told a mate of a possible cheaper/quicker option, which would have been a missed sale for martin, and lee thinks that shows beefs business acumen is distinctly lacking, as it was martin, clive wanted the part off originally.

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Old 08-09-2010, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Ima Racing
I disagree as i am sure the scots can count 1 - 4 then look at the other hand and start back at 1. Infact i am crediting them with intelligence by assuming they know a thumb is not a finger.
See you clearly do not understand the system....when in the need to use fingers to count a thumb is most definetely a finger, and when things get really tricky the shoes and socks come off, that opens up a whole new level of counting.
Old 08-09-2010, 02:12 PM
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Cant wait for beefy's new business empire to start! ME FIRST ME FIRST!!

I can't see sigs at work, but I do remember seeing beefy's sig one time at home thinking... who the FUCK* is going to take their car for work to this Jub!


* That ones for you Lee!
Old 08-09-2010, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
no no NO mate,

WAS talking with reference TO Benni
You must have the wrong person then, which is were the confusion came in.

Benni. .
Old 08-09-2010, 02:28 PM
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Not at all. I've seen pictures of you.

You are VERY fat
Old 08-09-2010, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Not at all. I've seen pictures of you.

You are VERY fat

I hadn't realised you'd seen a recent picture of me? I'm 4 stone lighter than when a picture of me was posted on here last, so I suggest you think before you speak. Rest assured though, at my heaviest I wasn't as big as you at yours. Believe me, YOU was fat.

Benni. .
Old 08-09-2010, 02:34 PM
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Benni if u lost weight your cock would look considerably bigger, dave never looked back after the liposuction and is now shagging men of all types, u could be like him!

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Old 08-09-2010, 02:37 PM
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ooooh, touched a nerve have I, Fatty boom boom!

whoooaaaa maaaan.. you fat!
Old 08-09-2010, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
ooooh, touched a nerve have I, Fatty boom boom!

whoooaaaa maaaan.. you fat!
I'll take your intelligent reply as acceptance that you was wrong. I was fat, granted, but not as fat as you were.

Benni. .
Old 08-09-2010, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
I'll take your intelligent reply as acceptance that you was wrong. I was fat, granted, but not as fat as you were.

Benni. .

What are you talking about chubborama!!? you are /were huuuuge!

Pic of you now then (or STFUF)


and there is NO WAY I was bigger than you, you total flid.. I was 16.5 stone when I was a 'fattie' .. i'm 14.5 now, not an ounce of chub.. hardly fatfighter of the century
Old 08-09-2010, 03:13 PM
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Dust anyone??? anybody got any dust???
Old 08-09-2010, 03:17 PM
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I love this place ha ha

Banter from the top draw
Old 08-09-2010, 03:17 PM
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I love how most Internet stars are fatties, god bless 'em.
Old 08-09-2010, 03:19 PM
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Aaaand here we have some .. NEEEEWWWW MEMBERS!

Old 08-09-2010, 03:38 PM
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Post a picture? I did so months ago in the fitness section and I wasn't exactly fat on that picture. If you seen my posts in there, you'd realise how much I have lost. Bare in mind I'm well over a stone lighter since that picture, and carrying more muscle, I don't think i'll be shutting up anytime soon.

P.S you fucking was bigger than me, I could have ended up as big but did something about it WELL before then.

Benni. .
Old 08-09-2010, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by nick-21
That would surely mean we could get to 10...i suppose that is where the english inbreeding comes in to its own, some of you lot can get to 12 or 13 with your fingers alone



I do love this place, always something interesting going on with people having a go at one another
you are confusing english peeps with this from norfolk
Old 08-09-2010, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by nick-21
See you clearly do not understand the system....when in the need to use fingers to count a thumb is most definetely a finger, and when things get really tricky the shoes and socks come off, that opens up a whole new level of counting.
i missed this the first time around, some members here can also count in fractions
Old 08-09-2010, 04:06 PM
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Are there any pics of Dave when he was fat? The only pic of Benni I have seen was when he had a bottle hanging out of his ring! Disturbing pic that was

Well done to Benni for loosing 4 stone and Dave is a well toned hunk of love Mike Rainbird said.

NO idea HOW we got from fuel rails to fatty boom booms and dust PF at its absolute best and lets face it - enjoyable. Just like the old days
Old 08-09-2010, 04:15 PM
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It's all Beefys fault.
Old 08-09-2010, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
PF at its absolute best and lets face it - enjoyable. Just like the old days

My faith has been restored a bit this week
Old 08-09-2010, 04:19 PM
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Choppa. Indeed mate. We just need Stavros back for the ultimate in piss taking threads
Old 08-09-2010, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
My faith has been restored a bit this week
yeah, the danny v kev one, and now this is picking up pace

i still think dannys comment of

'rant over, kevs a scottish cunt, END OFF !!!'

will take some beating
Old 08-09-2010, 04:39 PM
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I think there were funnier comments on there for sure
Old 08-09-2010, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
It's all Beefys fault.
don't bash the beef
Old 08-09-2010, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
I think there were funnier comments on there for sure
maybe the comment itself wasnt the funniest, but the fact he started it with rant over, then proceeded to rant and call him a scottish cunt, and emphasize the END OFF !!! in capitals with exclamation marks, genuinely made me LOL.

and not so long back, lee made a comment in a thread, that was something like, '

if a man builds a thousand bridges, but sucks one cock, he will always be remembered as a cock sucker'

that also made me genuinely LOL, which to be fair, over the last 18 months on here, hasnt happened much.

there's a a lot of bitching going on lately, but some of the old banter is defo making a comeback.
Old 08-09-2010, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by -beefy-
think a few folk need to wind there neck in , seems like everyones crawling up each others arses on here lately


The main reason this site gets slagged off all the time.
Old 08-09-2010, 05:01 PM
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so fuel rails to fat people.
brilliant. lol

definately made me laugh a few times on here today.

what happens tomorow when some1 asks wheres best to buy new cams from?
we end up chatting about whos shower gel smells the best?
lol
Old 08-09-2010, 05:07 PM
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oh and the stock citroen saxo one had some good comments too
Old 08-09-2010, 05:23 PM
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Rich.. do you want some of my well toned loving..

or some of Benni's fatty mc'loving!
Old 08-09-2010, 05:38 PM
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Think i will pick your well toned loving. Thankyou please
Old 08-09-2010, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
It's all Beefys fault.


afpmsl ,


awsome !! , i think this thread his hilarious


love how its went off on a faTTY tangent now , almost make me not feel the slightest bit bad about my o.e post


benni , fair play for loosing the weight mate - i couldnt do it so credit it to you ,


think its quality how many people get involved and throw there 5 pence in ,



but hey thats what a open forum ,


on reflection prob a fo-pah on my part ,


but shit happens we live n learn ,


:sle eping:
Old 08-09-2010, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Cant wait for beefy's new business empire to start! ME FIRST ME FIRST!!

I can't see sigs at work, but I do remember seeing beefy's sig one time at home thinking... who the FUCK* is going to take their car for work to this Jub!


* That ones for you Lee!


come on then mr fantastic , get a pic up ,


lol im no means small , but i carry my weight well .
Old 08-09-2010, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by -beefy-
come on then mr fantastic , get a pic up ,


lol im no means small , but i carry my weight well .
But then you have no choice mate
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pmsl

fuck you mate ,


and at 23 st 4lb , you wouldnt want me sitting on you !!!
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Originally Posted by -beefy-
pmsl

fuck you mate ,


and at 23 st 4lb , you wouldnt want me sitting on you !!!
on me!!!! fuck me...after the venting of ya rutt on way to ford fair i dont want you sat near me!!!
Old 08-09-2010, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by -beefy-
pmsl

fuck you mate ,


and at 23 st 4lb , you wouldnt want me sitting on you !!!
Originally Posted by Cragrat
on me!!!! fuck me...after the venting of ya rutt on way to ford fair i dont want you sat near me!!!
lol i expect all those parmo's make for excessively smelly wind
Old 08-09-2010, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by -beefy-
come on then mr fantastic , get a pic up ,


lol im no means small , but i carry my weight well .
BOG STD FATTY RESPONSE!

absolute quality!!
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Clive's fault....he's a twat.
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fuck me 3 pages ,, your all fat knackers anyhow lol,,,, i wanted to get a part , i got it , saving a couple of quid and then having to mess about wasnt an option , hence i spoke to Martin as i also had a question or two ,,,, now will you all fuck off and get a parmo lol,,,,,


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