SS1

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scary ive been told i do yes babe i do love ya
wont tell me what i say sometimes Prostitutes do
Really piss me off

Chipperx2

I've been told I do, and snore bad too

RSCAT

apparantley i have full blown conversations when im ZZZZZing

tiny

I hope not and i snore to

warleydaddy

Couldnt tell ya,cus im asleep!!!!!!!!!!

Pete..

SS1

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so you have been told you snore but dont talk
by wife lol please lay on the black couch.. King Of Wishful Thinking



next please

Lambchop

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apparently i was very bad for it when younger and used to sleep walk a lot too

aint done it for years except on 1 occasion about 7yrs ago...a sleep walked after a heavy night out while staying at a mates house for first time
mates dad woke to find me pissing against the airing cupboard doors outside his bedroom door
i'd managed to piss through the crack between the doors and onto the towels etc

i didnt find out till the following afternoon when m8 got home from work!he called work pissing himself laughing cos his dad had just told me!apparently m8s mum held back his dad from waking me up

i shouldve realised summat was wrong when i got woken in the morning with my m8 standing on my head
when i went to sleep i was definitely in his brothers spare bed in the same room


oooops

chop

Adam Ash

Pisshead

Lambchop

iTrader: (1)

yup

was sooo bad cos i'd only just met my m8s parents for 1st time that day

i swore i wasnt even gonna go near the house again but eventually gave in

the jokes were endless tho and every nite we went on the piss id come back to find a bucket next to my bed left there by m8s dad

rah

Lambchop

iTrader: (1)

oh and it was a pretty spectacular post 10 pint never ending piss

SS1

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mates bro pissed on the 240V plug in the back flat he should
really be dead but its a waste of a coffin hes like that fella off shamless matty
better left alive for quality value

Physio

I got told once that i snored, so the following night i stayed up all night to see if i did & guess what.....................i didnt! WTF's that all about?

Stavros

I never used to, but these days i snore loads i get told

mrs spends half the night punching me to wake me up as i start to snore n wake her up

whys that then, never used to? does charlie affect if you snore? only thing i can think of that might have changed me

tonsils n adanoids removed wen i was a kid so not that

digita1dragon

i snore quite nicely sometimes, or so im told.
When I lived at home my mum told me i talk in my sleep, i was like..... ........what did i say?........ nothing you were mumbling *PHEW!*

one or my mates from school took all his paintings/mirrors etc down off his walls in his sleep then tried to climb out of his 1st floor window luckily his parents woke up, found him with one foot on its way outside and managed to stop him!

Hannah

I remember falling asleep with my mates watchin tv...........................

they said i talked all the way through..............but the funny thing was no one noticed that i was asleep because i was talking about the film we were watchin!!!

How strange!!!

ballin

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apparantly used to shout in my sleep, altho dont think i do anymore

bird im with talks in her sleep, its freaky i never know if shes awake or not cos i can have a conversation with her altho admittidly it is about shit and she wont remember in the morning

nigel b

jump on top her then
alan s1 snores like a trooper
looks like a hippo when hes asleep

Lee Reynolds

Dont talk but our lass has had to wake me up when ive been 'on her' The midnight seducer! she tell every fooker

vroooom ptssssh

Lambchop, AJ

Ginge !

steve coke wont do either as it cleans ya nose out, i find i snore like a fooker when im no the beer ( ok i dont notice but the missus sleeps with the baby in the babys room )


steve what coke does is makes ya droopy and not get a wood , shrinks ya nob too and makes ya wanna go for a shite

top stuff to take when trying to give a bird one after a night out

Ztee24

please remove

st3v3

My bro-in-law sleep walks,which is very very bad,as he's a corpral in the army,2 years ago they found him in a field asleep about 1/2 mile away from where his tent was

steviep

Apparently I sometimes burst out laughing for no reason

Shell

i always used to sleep talk and walk when i was younger... talk all the time to carl, told him that "i had been to the toilet 3 or 4 times" once in my sleep...

beginning of last year to i sleep walked into my parents room, looked outta my window at my car, dad asked me what on earth i was doing, i just said "checking my e-mails"

Hannah

thats funny shell!!