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Old 13-08-2010, 06:34 PM
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http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view...in-nine-years/

Anyone got her number
Old 13-08-2010, 06:37 PM
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Old 13-08-2010, 06:40 PM
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She had to be from Essex!!
Old 13-08-2010, 06:43 PM
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Old 13-08-2010, 06:46 PM
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"A recent victim said - it was like shagging a ripped welly full of swarfega"
Old 13-08-2010, 06:47 PM
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maybe its just me but i dont think she's hot at all, the sort of bird you get down the rough end of town on a fri/sat night
Old 13-08-2010, 07:02 PM
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Like throwing a sausage up an alley

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Old 13-08-2010, 07:08 PM
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“Every lad I recorded was proof I was more sexy than other girls".


No love, It's just proof that your a slag lol.
Old 13-08-2010, 08:05 PM
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her mum must be so proud now fpmsl
Old 13-08-2010, 08:20 PM
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kebab house bird!



the last fat one that is still good for a go even when you puke over her mates!
Old 13-08-2010, 10:19 PM
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id have a go
Old 13-08-2010, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by kjc300
"A recent victim said - it was like shagging a ripped welly full of swarfega"
PF classic right there.
Old 13-08-2010, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee1
Every lad I recorded was proof I was more sexy than other girls".


No love, It's just proof that your a slag lol.
Lol
Old 13-08-2010, 10:28 PM
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07515269250
Old 13-08-2010, 10:57 PM
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Coor dear...rough as old boots that one but can't imagine her being shy in the bedroom/park/alley/nightclub toilets
Old 13-08-2010, 11:03 PM
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Female version of Kosman...
Old 14-08-2010, 06:16 AM
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Old 14-08-2010, 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by NoRubNoDub
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haha now whos gonna get loads of pervy calls then?

a ex by any chance lol
Old 14-08-2010, 07:19 AM
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Rough as fuck and more than likely riddled
Old 14-08-2010, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by kjc300
"A recent victim said - it was like shagging a ripped welly full of swarfega"
Old 14-08-2010, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by kosman
id have a go
+1
Old 14-08-2010, 04:00 PM
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Imagine if she turned you down!

dunno if you'd be relived or suicidal!
Old 14-08-2010, 04:09 PM
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must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve,wouldny even put the boot in her
Old 14-08-2010, 04:17 PM
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jeeez, i wouldnt poke her on facebook what a slag!
Old 14-08-2010, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Big G
Just go to Essex and she'll find you,,

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Old 14-08-2010, 04:47 PM
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You'd have to put your hand insude and wank yourself off to get any sort of feeling from that trampy whore
Old 14-08-2010, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by NoRubNoDub
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You ASW, she loves purple sausage she said.

You want to lay off giving your mums number out
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