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Old 05-08-2010, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by warrenpenalver
see no one is taking it seriously

a MP5K PDW with a screw on silencer and 3 30 round magazines is perfect!

fits in glovebox
easy to load
easy to fire
compact enough to wield from within the vehicle and tight spaces/close quarters
good rate of fire
accurate for the barrel length.
folding stock for the odd longer shot (to take out the one who runs - no witnesses!)

come on guys, do it properly.
Originally Posted by DaveEscos
I really really do worry, that when the time does come (and it will!) that you do properly flip out....

we're all FUCKED!
i thought the reason he left the army was because he flipped out
Old 05-08-2010, 08:26 AM
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It sounds like you've got a problem. If no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team?
Old 05-08-2010, 08:28 AM
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Old 05-08-2010, 08:28 AM
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The fact they have been openly discussing doing your van over suggests to me you have little to worry about - probably little hard man knob heads who are just talking the talk.

If i was going to rob your stuff i wouldn't be telling anyone!!!!
Old 05-08-2010, 08:51 AM
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When they entre the van, start jerking yourself off! there soon leave!
Old 05-08-2010, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by DazS1Turbo
The fact they have been openly discussing doing your van over suggests to me you have little to worry about - probably little hard man knob heads who are just talking the talk.

If i was going to rob your stuff i wouldn't be telling anyone!!!!
Im not to sure that is true of kids these days, everything has changed and they are far more stupid than thieves were in our day
Old 05-08-2010, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Tank Mike
When they entre the van, start jerking yourself off! there soon leave!

dont forget to aim
Old 05-08-2010, 09:04 AM
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get a dog, and not a chiwawa, lol, be good company aswell
Old 05-08-2010, 09:05 AM
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Warren Moat strikes again.

Keep away from storm drains and beauty spots folks!
Old 05-08-2010, 09:31 AM
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Insurance and a mobile phone. If you get robbed, call the police, and make an insurance claim.

Charlie
Old 05-08-2010, 09:32 AM
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would you like to borrow him.


but he might not let you on your van.
Old 05-08-2010, 09:44 AM
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<-----------See avatar
Old 05-08-2010, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by a rs licker
would you like to borrow him.


but he might not let you on your van.
now that seems like a good deterent

or one of those plastic weed killer bottles,that you pump up to spray with.but filled with battery acid.not strong enougth to burn,just sting quite a bit lol. obviously you thought it was just water.
and the next day all there chav gear will have melted,lol.

or fill it with petrol, with a fag in your mouth,that should discourage them.

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Old 05-08-2010, 11:51 AM
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Old 05-08-2010, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Rick Astley
Warren Moat strikes again.

Keep away from storm drains and beauty spots folks!
Old 05-08-2010, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by a rs licker
would you like to borrow him.


but he might not let you on your van.
Why have you also got a Hereford cow on the settee?
Old 05-08-2010, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
Why have you also got a Hereford cow on the settee?
if they get past the dog, the cow gets them. would hav offerd him the cow but there wouldn't any room on the van for customers.
Old 05-08-2010, 02:15 PM
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get a baseball bat and ingrave snapon on it say its part the tools
Old 05-08-2010, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Tank Mike
When they entre the van, start jerking yourself off! there soon leave!
Ah the seagull!!!

Quite popular in army changing rooms
Old 05-08-2010, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
I really really do worry, that when the time does come (and it will!) that you do properly flip out....

we're all FUCKED!

we will all be fine
he'll take his own life
Old 05-08-2010, 04:27 PM
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do u not have compressors set up on the van, if not get one set up and attach a nail gun to the air line
Old 05-08-2010, 04:39 PM
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One of those huge pry bars snap on has could do a bit of damage..........
Old 05-08-2010, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
I really really do worry, that when the time does come (and it will!) that you do properly flip out....

we're all FUCKED!
only those of you in the little black book on the page titled "PF cunts"

Originally Posted by CossieRich
i thought the reason he left the navy was because he flipped out
yeah kind of
Originally Posted by Chip
Im not to sure that is true of kids these days, everything has changed and they are far more stupid than thieves were in our day
yeah that is true, but unfortunately the police are inept at taking advantage of thier stupidity due to various pathetic criminal rights protection laws and the human rights bollocks, so maybe they arent so stupid and are giving it all mouth cos they know they can get away with it.

Originally Posted by bigal1978
we will all be fine
he'll take his own life
thanks
Old 05-08-2010, 06:56 PM
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Powder or foam fire extinguisher would be good.

Not only can you spray them from a distance, leaving them covered and easily identified. But you can use the metal fire extinguisher to beat them with.
Old 05-08-2010, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by jaiscossie
At this thread, with a name like Becca id be more worried about them getting you in the back of your van and gang raping you
i was thinking it was a bird..... Pics

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Old 05-08-2010, 07:02 PM
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Yeh best bet is a dog
Old 05-08-2010, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Rick Astley
Warren Moat strikes again.

Keep away from storm drains and beauty spots folks!
Old 05-08-2010, 08:17 PM
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A can of brake and clutch cleaner, spray that in their faces that should do a few of them
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when I was a self employed chippy I used to carry a 12" axe with me on a tool belt holder.

Don't know how legal it was tbh.
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come round mine empty the van and then say you got robbed by 14 kids cash waiting lol
Old 05-08-2010, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by stevieturbo
Powder or foam fire extinguisher would be good.

Not only can you spray them from a distance, leaving them covered and easily identified. But you can use the metal fire extinguisher to beat them with.
Seriously that's actualy a really good idea
Old 06-08-2010, 12:37 AM
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After much thought, i think this would be your best bet. just to be sure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nug5...ayer_embedded#!
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Originally Posted by Minirotty
when I was a self employed chippy I used to carry a 12" axe with me on a tool belt holder.

Don't know how legal it was tbh.

lmao
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how about chuck norris lol
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Originally Posted by SAM 94
how about chuck norris lol
He'd cut the snapon van in 2.
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Techno Viking?
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Originally Posted by NoRubNoDub
Techno Viking?
He'd have the whole gang following like this geezer with the pipe..

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one of these
Old 06-08-2010, 04:22 AM
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AFAIK the law states that you can legally use something of a similar nature to defend yourself as long as they make the first move...so if I were you I'd keep a nice shiny breaker bar at hand and a rusty old thing that you found or something...Twat em with the new one and pull on some gloves and place the old one in their hands nobody would be any the wiser but us lot

By similar nature they basically mean if they try to twat you with a CrookLock you can disarm them and beat them senseless...or that's what I was told and that was from an ex-copper so I believe it...unless he doesn't like me too much
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Originally Posted by andyxpax
one of these
only if he sees them coming from a mile away


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