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Old 18-01-2005, 05:49 PM
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Who would you rather have sex with?......PLEASE bare in mind the scenario...we the only two blokes on God's Earth and you aint had sex for 3 years with anything that had 2 legs



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Itsmeagain...self confessed sex God


BoschMan self confessed chuckle brother



Why the fook do i do this to myself? ROFLMAO
Old 18-01-2005, 05:59 PM
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i would rather get down with that fish than you BOSCHMAN. your eyes are too close together and you look like a criminal
Old 18-01-2005, 06:01 PM
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would rather get down with that fish than you BOSCHMAN. your eyes are too close together and you look like a criminal


I knew this wasnt gonna be one of my best threads
Old 18-01-2005, 06:04 PM
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holy shit i never got the chuckle brother shit until now fook me thats funny barry 2 me 2 u
Old 18-01-2005, 06:05 PM
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Phil........... You're off your fucking head man..
Old 18-01-2005, 06:05 PM
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Id rather shag the fish.
Old 18-01-2005, 06:06 PM
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Phil, why do you do this to yourself?
Old 18-01-2005, 06:06 PM
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Steve's got the edge on your for facial hair style Phil
Old 18-01-2005, 06:08 PM
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Nice pike there m8

Nice bike too

Cant help you out with your post though
Old 18-01-2005, 06:08 PM
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FPMSL

IMA im sorry i got to ask agian but why is your legs blacked out in that pic?
Old 18-01-2005, 06:11 PM
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IMA im sorry i got to ask agian but why is your legs blacked out in that pic?

BILLABONG FOOK OFF WITH THE ORIGINAL VERSION....i already got no fooking hope
Old 18-01-2005, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Rhys
IMA im sorry i got to ask agian but why is your legs blacked out in that pic?
I think he was nude from the waist down as he was planning to rape that fish

Thats soo not a good pic of me, but fuck it, Phil looks like the bastard offspring of a Chuckle Brother and Big Boss Man off WWF
Old 18-01-2005, 06:15 PM
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Old 18-01-2005, 06:15 PM
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You called?





And the one you've all been waiting for......

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Old 18-01-2005, 06:19 PM
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Old 18-01-2005, 06:19 PM
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that second pic is fooking class
Old 18-01-2005, 06:22 PM
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Think I'd turn lesbian.
Old 18-01-2005, 06:27 PM
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Old 18-01-2005, 06:35 PM
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Peter Kay mode----"What am i?....SEXYYYYY"

Old 18-01-2005, 07:51 PM
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never realised your a bit of a chunky chap arent you steve...you sure youve shagged everything you claim
Old 18-01-2005, 08:00 PM
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[quote="Itsmeagain"]
Originally Posted by Rhys

Thats soo not a good pic of me, but fuck it, Phil looks like the bastard offspring of a Chuckle Brother and Big Boss Man off WWF
Dont ya mean, BIG BOSCHMAN!!

Old 18-01-2005, 08:06 PM
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Im 6foot tall and 15stone.

Yea, massive mate
Old 18-01-2005, 08:14 PM
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Fook off Steve you are no way 6 foot tall
Old 18-01-2005, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
Im 6foot tall and 15stone.
Steve medically speaking ............................ for your height you are













A FAT BASTID
Old 18-01-2005, 08:15 PM
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[quote="K3V HA"]
Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
Originally Posted by Rhys

Thats soo not a good pic of me, but fuck it, Phil looks like the bastard offspring of a Chuckle Brother and Big Boss Man off WWF
Dont ya mean, BIG BOSCHMAN!!



He was favourite wwf wrestler when i was a pup!!!

Fookin funny as fuck these threads
Old 18-01-2005, 08:17 PM
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Yep I am 6ft1 and 13.5 stone

I gym 5 times a week and still cannot find my 6 pack
Old 18-01-2005, 08:19 PM
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm tough one............

















.............the fish!
Old 18-01-2005, 08:21 PM
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Yeah Rach that fish suit you and Sassy you both being sea donkeys
Old 18-01-2005, 08:22 PM
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Id rather fcuk you Less
lol
Old 18-01-2005, 08:24 PM
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less fire up the engine you have pulled
Old 18-01-2005, 08:26 PM
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Qualiy thread, fpmsl @Phil for even starting this
Old 18-01-2005, 08:26 PM
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Thankyou Rach I am flattered babe

Think Guzzler let Sassy out for the nite
Old 18-01-2005, 08:27 PM
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Thankyou Rach I am flattered babe

Think Guzzler let Sassy out for the nite

dunno, maybe we can blag it!!
lolol
Old 18-01-2005, 08:30 PM
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OMG Phil
I just realised that this pic i used to take the piss out of you with really is you
Old 18-01-2005, 08:33 PM
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MISS T16...what would you rather fuck Less WITH?

Look into my eyes look into my eyes not around the eyes but into my eyes,girls you will beleive i am sex on legs and Steve is Haley from Coronation Street
Old 18-01-2005, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by MissT16
Thankyou Rach I am flattered babe

Think Guzzler let Sassy out for the nite

dunno, maybe we can blag it!!
lolol
Sure we can hun

I got fish food you and Sassy you being se donkeys and all
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MISS T16...what would you rather fuck Less WITH?
Yours, with Sassy pushing!!!

lolol

You dont need to bribe me with food less, im easy enough!
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You dont need to bribe me with food less, im easy enough

easy enuff to let me ans Steve spit roast you?
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Ok, but you have to turn me slowly!!!
Old 18-01-2005, 08:42 PM
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Come on Phil.

Which woman in their right mind is gonna go for you when you appear on posters like this up and down the country:



Also, for the uninitiated, a pic of the original Chuckle Brothers - Bill AND Phil!





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