Kevin Cruise on Britains got talent
31-05-2010, 07:04 PM
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Kevin Cruise on Britains got talent
This guy is ace, fcuking love his act, totally brilliant!!!!!
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31-05-2010, 07:10 PM
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Lol no, he's brilliant, pure doesn'tgive a f*ck!
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31-05-2010, 07:10 PM
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31-05-2010, 07:11 PM
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fuking disgrace man birds are fit as fuk thou
31-05-2010, 07:12 PM
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Was that fuck Amanda's ring in that lock.
31-05-2010, 07:12 PM
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lmfao entertainin for the midlife crisis on some older life holiday
but wtf was with that bloke, swallowing amanda's ring...how the fuck!?
31-05-2010, 07:14 PM
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Was that fuck Amanda's ring in that lock.
i think ya right, cos he put her ring in his mouth, but got her to do the lock and key....surely to prove completely he swallowed "her" ring, it would be better for her to put the ring in his mouth like with the lock and key?
31-05-2010, 07:17 PM
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Agreed about the birds, but i just think if people in general didn't spend so much time worrying about shit and looking like a twat the world would be a better place.
31-05-2010, 07:18 PM
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if u can , rewind it . the phone was a fake! u blatantly see him put it in his mouth and pretend to bring it back up!
31-05-2010, 07:22 PM
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if u can , rewind it . the phone was a fake! u blatantly see him put it in his mouth and pretend to bring it back up!
I noticed that too, you just caught him stuffing it in his mouth.
31-05-2010, 07:22 PM
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ill wait for the break
ill go back over it rscombi! lol
31-05-2010, 07:24 PM
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lol busted . shame cos he is entertaining imo
31-05-2010, 07:26 PM
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wtf is with this wood chopper
lmfao
haha even simon was singing along!!!!!!!
31-05-2010, 07:28 PM
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saw simon singing to it wtf was that
31-05-2010, 07:29 PM
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Can't believe he got thru! That was utterly shit.
31-05-2010, 07:31 PM
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Chopping wood, whopping wooooooood.
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just rewound that back, he took the phone from his pocket, blatantly put it in his mouth while the cam was directly on him
what a fake!!! Lol
31-05-2010, 07:35 PM
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Yeah no way anyone could put a lock, key, ring in their mouth, swallow it and lock it all up inside your stomach
AND give a running commentary of whats happening
31-05-2010, 07:36 PM
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see, i speak the truth! lol . well and truly found out
31-05-2010, 07:37 PM
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omg is it me, or can he not sing?!
31-05-2010, 07:38 PM
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the guy singing now is shit i mean i could do better whilest being kicked in the bollocks
31-05-2010, 07:40 PM
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wtf is amanda on?! and simon now "alot alot better" bollox lmao
when he sings, his words dont even sound english
31-05-2010, 07:41 PM
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just rewound that back, he took the phone from his pocket, blatantly put it in his mouth while the cam was directly on him
what a fake!!! Lol
surely you could see what he did???? ie he DID take it out his pocket and put it in his mouth THEN swallowed it and burpped it back up and then used it to say phone his number?? please correct me if I'm wrong!
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surely you could see what he did???? ie he DID take it out his pocket and put it in his mouth THEN swallowed it and burpped it back up and then used it to say phone his number?? please correct me if I'm wrong!
i was lookin at the laptop first time round so didn't see him put it in his mouth! he did not swallow it!!!! you can blatently see it stay in his mouth the whole time!!
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wtf is amanda on?! and simon now "alot alot better" bollox lmao
when he sings, his words dont even sound english
simon thought he was shit on the audition i dont know why he let him get this far
31-05-2010, 07:46 PM
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spelbound were brilliant in their audition...what will they do to top it?!
31-05-2010, 07:49 PM
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they were quite good probably be a contender on sat
31-05-2010, 07:51 PM
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i think they were brilliant!!
kept ya watchin the screen for what was comin next! well did me anyway
31-05-2010, 07:53 PM
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spellbound were awesome!! deffo deserve to be in the final
31-05-2010, 07:54 PM
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i was lookin at pf most of the time while they were on but the bits i did see were good
31-05-2010, 07:55 PM
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the other thing about that guy who swallows, sayin that its in his stomach....i thought it took at least 20 secs for anything to actually reach the stomach!?
31-05-2010, 07:56 PM
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I saw the phone fuck up too.
31-05-2010, 07:57 PM
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wonder how he figured out he could do that if it is real
31-05-2010, 07:59 PM
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I saw the phone fuck up too.
yeah probably a case of, "what the hell am i going to do because i cant swallow anything bigger than my audition without killing myself, oh i know, ill try my hand at magic"
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surely you could see what he did???? ie he DID take it out his pocket and put it in his mouth THEN swallowed it and burpped it back up and then used it to say phone his number?? please correct me if I'm wrong!
i am hereby correcting you ! he didnt swallow it , you can see it all the time ,
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so come on guys, which 2 are going through....
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spelbound and kevin cruise
31-05-2010, 07:14 PM
what a fake!!! Lol
kept ya watchin the screen for what was comin next! well did me anyway 
