ur all been cocks laughin at the circumstancez yeah

how do i unseez an engin

 

Sooner you get banned the better

 

now if that was written in proper english...i may of given you advise.

 

I agree

 

wtf for ive asked a question, stop been a gashman an help init

 

 

I think you should stick the hose pipe up your arse hole and not turn it off until its up to your eyeballs!

Maybe then it will flush all the shit out of you, and you can come back here and start again.

 

I cant really read or speak chav myself but if my assumptions are right, does it say that you started the engine to get the last bits of oil out?

 

the guy at da mot station said we needed to flush it out so we did.

 

think you mean ADVICEdave

 

so you've been reading this thread
https://passionford.com/forum/genera...il-inside.html

and thought you'd come up with your own fail thread.

i'll say one thing...pic's or it never happened

 

of course Gaz lol.

 

Oyl oyl brap brap ya dun kno blad get me


Hope that helped

 

i havent read any thred about fails m8, and dat is a thread about blue smoke.
my engin has seezed.
what can u do to unseez an engin

 

buy some anti-unseezer perhaps?

 

Mr muscle pipe unblocker will work wounders. just fill it up and give it 5mins, it'll do all the hard work for u

 

Rub it down with lots of butter. Always worked for me innit bruv.

 

Speechless....... truley speechless!!!!!

 

soundz like da engine is da kaputa m8

 

brake fluid will do a nice work to!!

or a lot of atf-IId automatic trans.fluid

 

it siezed enit coz u had no lubes blud the engine is air now so wieght it in enit fill it wid the nicked fridge freezers an make sum p enit den buy a draw and forget the problems

translation you have probably knackered the engine because you was a muppet and run it with no oil so it had no lubrication and you shouldn't own a car if you did not realise that would happen

 

u need 2 unzeez ur brain init bruvther from anuther muther

 

fill dems engines with bare oyl and sand blood den you need to bump dem tings down the road get me? be show to fill it rite to tha top tho seen, if it dont work like straight away keep trying rags! lowe that man standard.

 

heres some advice.... the red light on the dash that looks like a oil can means it needs oil its not a disco light to dance to your wicked tunes

 

so my engin is fucked then.
shit looks like al be puttin dat 2.0 in

 

Fill it full of sennacot, that always unseizes me! Never fails. But if it dont work, tie your hoodie strings to the cam pullies and keep cranking it till something happens

 

and i know yeah we drained da oil out an that an da machanic sed i needed 2 flush the engin oyl out when i changed da oyl so me an ma m8 went to change da oil so we undid da sump thing an da oyl drained out but we cud stil see sum oyl in da engine so ma m8 fired it up an got da hose an flushed it out an it wa fine. den we put new oyl in it an when we started it up it wunt start an ma neybur said it seezed

 

Nah man dont do it, with that kind of power you will spin the world backwards when you launch it!

 

some good posts lately..

 

if u rev limiter it then dump da clutch a zetec does 0-60 in like 5 second but dey didint do dat in the road test cuz they think it wud damage da engin so dats y i want da 2.0 cuz dat will be well quick hopefully
im so pissed off at ma sen for rekin my engine it wa sweet aswel

 

cant belive this nob is still on this forum!
mabey phatford is d4?
ffs mods give us all a break and ban this idiot.
i come on here to give advice where i can and for advice and i have to look at threads by this inbread window licker.

phatford, to sort you engine all you need to do is get in the boot and get one of your "bruvs" to weigh it in!! SAFE

 

oh man dat iz like tottalley wicckked



oh yeah......



Pics or STFU

 

yea blud bare man will be jealous at maccy d's enit that will be like 900bhp drift it on the trays enit cuz

 

Sounds like another chav off the road

 

no he will be back in a couple of days with a stolen car

 

fml, so let me get this straight. You and your 'hommie' changed the oil in your car and when you could see some of the old oil* still on the cam lobes you pushed a hose pipe into the engine and fired it up until it was clean, and then are asking us why it Seized*

you are why god invented the 9mm

 

Na its all good Mozzy is doing the engine rebuild

 

 

on a serious note mate the best thing u can do if its seized is to just keep turning it over and over and eventually it will run fine

 

TWAT!