why the fook did you flush it out with an hose pipe

 

you aint got a cat in hells chance of fitting no 2.0.

try filling your old engine up washing up liquid leave it foe about an hour and try starting it if this doesnt work. push it along on the road and bump start it..

 

put some turtle wax polish in it be nice and smooth then

 

you is all well harsh on phatford it aint his fault he is firstly an inbred and a fucking retard so back the fuck up you get me?

 

 

Troll is exactly what this cunt is. Why he hasn't been banned is beyond me!

 

Soundest advice given yet...

 

This is an ace thread im sitting here lmfho

 

i know some of the people that get banned and this stays on wtf!?

i understand that he hasnt done anything against the rules but look at the number of people pissed off by him?

he just takes the piss on other peoples threads

 

You forgot to put 5 cod liver oil capsuals in the feul tank before you flushed out the oil mate.

 

take the enigine out submerge in a barrel of used oil leave to soak for 3 days and then it will be fine

 

Oh but troll'ing is definitely not allowed. he's clearly at it.

 

it actually means you have low oil presure,,,,,, its WELL past the " help, i need oil" stage when that light is on,,,,,, it actually is flashing you to collect some rings on your way home and set the Sky+ to record eastenders

 

Yeah like the golf of mexico. just let the waves hit it for few days on the beach... should be fine

 

Baby oil warmed in a milk pan then poured into the bores will work. Failing that vaseline lubes up most things.

 

as the saying goes "all else fails just spit on the fucker"

 

The what?!

 

good point

i have now actually seen 1 un-stupid post by him

 

 

yup, The amount if people that come into my work and go 'my oil lights on, so i need oil. Oh, and my engines making a funny noise...' and are shocked at my reply of 'it's not low oil, it's low oil pressure, which is way past low oil'. Teach them to not look after their cars...

To Phatford, Fill the sump with WD40 mate, It'll sort it out a treat...

 

will fillin da sump with wd40 actually work or r u been a dick like all the other manz on here

u lot should pipe down yeah it wa an onest mistake to make

 

Troll all day long.

 

add some fuel down the hole u put oil in, add light it with a lighter

 

fuck off comparin me to this lord of da rings ting. virgin queer boi

 

yes wd40 will work take the spark plugs out and spray directly into the cylinders aswell then replace spark plugs and turn it over

 

PhatFord you are full of shit and I will prove why..All of your posts you have some retarded way of typing and you spell oil like 'oyl' now i have read over your posts and the majority of times you have been consistent with chaving up your wording however here you made a mistake- please check below for the error. So the way it sands is you are someone who can speak perfect english and someone who can write perfect english and this chaving is all a joke

now growing up around cosely/ dudley i know people that talk chav dont make mistakes of spelling words correctly

 

hahaha he has been caught out now just some muppet trying to be funny

 

Why hasnt this wanker been banned yet.

 

I'm having a little read

 

Trying, but not succeeding

 

ban him for not writing in english easy

 

So you his mate?

 

no why i want to see him banned

 

yeah iv noticed the same with his spelling not all the time its "chaved" up so fair enough to say its a member who has been on here before and got some shit taken out of him and now thinks its funny to start this, a prize for guessing who it is..... lol

 

Why is everyone getting so worked up and irrate. Fairly obvious its either a user who has got a 2nd account or someone just looking to wind everyone up - he is succeeding with the 2nd option so far. Ignore him and he will go away

 

what a div, reminds me of some local round my way

 

 

i think that is what has happened, WHAT THE FUCK. is all i can say he has no chance of fittin da 2.0 if he can't change da oil init

 

to get ur badboy yamaha tuned engine to un sieze is to play some tunes init and then put oil in and then crank it over with ur silver badboy chain then bust more tunes out then u might realise that ur car is shit and has no yamhah engine u know wha i mean

 

fuck ive been caught.
yeah im cossybags.
LMAO U FUCKERS ARE TOO PREDICTABLE
anyway im gone byee