Come in Dojjanory your time is up
08-05-2010, 01:52 PM
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Come in Dojjanory your time is up
So Dojjanory why so many changes in the story of the Bentley?
You have ALWAYS said you were looking after it for a mate.
Suddenly this week it's "your" car.
You say you can't tax it as you can't afford it. You also said you couldn't insure it. So my reckoning is that you couldnt tax it without ins docs and not because you cant afford tax.
You post your entire life on the fucking net and now complain as google maps shows the registration numbers of your cars?! Wtf!
So can you stop with the tales please? And if you must just get back to posting page long waffle.
Yours sincerely
Chop
You have ALWAYS said you were looking after it for a mate.
Suddenly this week it's "your" car.
You say you can't tax it as you can't afford it. You also said you couldn't insure it. So my reckoning is that you couldnt tax it without ins docs and not because you cant afford tax.
You post your entire life on the fucking net and now complain as google maps shows the registration numbers of your cars?! Wtf!
So can you stop with the tales please? And if you must just get back to posting page long waffle.
Yours sincerely
Chop
08-05-2010, 03:27 PM
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So Dojjanory why so many changes in the story of the Bentley?
You have ALWAYS said you were looking after it for a mate.
Suddenly this week it's "your" car.
You say you can't tax it as you can't afford it. You also said you couldn't insure it. So my reckoning is that you couldnt tax it without ins docs and not because you cant afford tax.
You post your entire life on the fucking net and now complain as google maps shows the registration numbers of your cars?! Wtf!
So can you stop with the tales please? And if you must just get back to posting page long waffle.
Yours sincerely
Chop
You have ALWAYS said you were looking after it for a mate.
Suddenly this week it's "your" car.
You say you can't tax it as you can't afford it. You also said you couldn't insure it. So my reckoning is that you couldnt tax it without ins docs and not because you cant afford tax.
You post your entire life on the fucking net and now complain as google maps shows the registration numbers of your cars?! Wtf!
So can you stop with the tales please? And if you must just get back to posting page long waffle.
Yours sincerely
Chop
he said "here's a car, it's yours in lieu of the money, do what you want with it, sell it, keep it, drive it, whatever"
i said "thanks very much, you know i'll keep it because i know you'll want it back at some point"
so i drove it
found it too big
tried to justify insuring it
too much
thought about selling it
it was going to cost a few quid
so it sat in the garage and, occasionaly, i started it up to make sure things were tickity boo
but then the keys started to play up
and then the bills to get it fixed were really coming to too much
so when he said "you still got it? here's some money" it went back to him, because he knew that i wouldn't flog it, and i knew he was good for the money, because that's what mates do
compare it to your house, you borrow some money and buy a house, if you don't pay it back, the peeps you borrowed the money from take the house, it's "your house" as far as the paperwork is concerend, but until you've paid for it, it still "belongs" to the person who you borrowed the money from, if you can't afford to run it you sell it or give it back to the peeps you borrowed the money from
not really difficult to understand is it
i understand if spending too much time in malariaville has befuddled your mind some
anyway, i'd already "spent" the money on a focus rs, until people sort of put me off it, and the other day i would have used it to fund a nice new audi, but now my wife has found out about it and is pressuring me to fund a nice new extension to the house
i'm sure that those of you who fail to understand the simplicity of the goings on will now be trawling the internet looking for some sort of quote to come back with along the lines of "told you so <kaplow> take that
" or words to that effect, but i don't think you will find them, but if it keeps you happy, you can search for them 
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08-05-2010, 06:04 PM
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Dojj i wouldnt make my worst enemy troll through your posts so i'm not going to find anything to "back me up" but you definitely said you were looking after it!
I see a few replies since i went offline? Back now though so it'll perk up
lol even though elvis was at it too? 
AFPMSL 
I see a few replies since i went offline? Back now though so it'll perk up
AFPMSL
08-05-2010, 08:51 PM
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So let me get this straight, you a fleet organiser/manager for a company were owed what must have been in excess of 60-70k of a obviously very wealthy man, and he "gave" you his Bentley as an offering to clear the debt?
How could a man as wealthy as your friend have gotten into trouble so much as he needed to borrow a huge sum of money like that of someone who manages a fleet at a minor company, it would have sort of been like David Beckham coming to me for a loan ?
Its not gonna happen realy is it?
Your a lying cunt Doj, and Im glad I wasnt the only one who noticed it?
How could a man as wealthy as your friend have gotten into trouble so much as he needed to borrow a huge sum of money like that of someone who manages a fleet at a minor company, it would have sort of been like David Beckham coming to me for a loan ?
Its not gonna happen realy is it?
Your a lying cunt Doj, and Im glad I wasnt the only one who noticed it?
08-05-2010, 10:04 PM
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I smelt MASSIVE bullshit the other day....
Ask ANY Bentley owner. One of the BIGGEST problems with the cars is the two batterys draining really quickly. Its even mentioned in this weeks Autocar buying guide....
6 months?
6 months?
09-05-2010, 08:03 AM
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[quote=Porkie;4891199]I smelt MASSIVE bullshit the other day....
Ask ANY Bentley owner. One of the BIGGEST problems with the cars is the two batterys draining really quickly. Its even mentioned in this weeks Autocar buying guide....
6 months?
very true the battries are shit in them,leave it for a week and they go flat
Ask ANY Bentley owner. One of the BIGGEST problems with the cars is the two batterys draining really quickly. Its even mentioned in this weeks Autocar buying guide....
6 months?
very true the battries are shit in them,leave it for a week and they go flat
09-05-2010, 08:54 AM
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When you're being mean to someone who's always gone out of his way to help people on the board when he can, then no!
He may dribble off 500 words everytime he stubs his toe/buys a magazine/breathes but that's his choice and it's everyone elses choice whether or not they decide to read it. It's your choice to speak out about it and it's my choice to disagree
09-05-2010, 09:41 AM
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It's more deliberate than you and a lot of other people seem to realise.
When you're being mean to someone who's always gone out of his way to help people on the board when he can, then no!
He may dribble off 500 words everytime he stubs his toe/buys a magazine/breathes but that's his choice and it's everyone elses choice whether or not they decide to read it. It's your choice to speak out about it and it's my choice to disagree
When you're being mean to someone who's always gone out of his way to help people on the board when he can, then no!
He may dribble off 500 words everytime he stubs his toe/buys a magazine/breathes but that's his choice and it's everyone elses choice whether or not they decide to read it. It's your choice to speak out about it and it's my choice to disagree
No way is there a deliberate wind up so we'll agree to disagree
I can't wait for the make-up sex
09-05-2010, 09:44 AM
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Bullshit Paddy! I thought you were sharp enough to realise the guy is just a plum! He isn't some super clever wind up merchant, tbh neither is Phil. If we are bigging people up then i'll let Chip have the title of being slyly antagonising with his words but not many others.
Dojj seems harmless enough but he talks some amount of shit on a daily basis. However you are right in saying it is upto him what he posts and us what we read on here.
Dojj seems harmless enough but he talks some amount of shit on a daily basis. However you are right in saying it is upto him what he posts and us what we read on here.