I've had the most amazing day...
04-04-2010 | 04:08 PM
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I've had the most amazing day...
Well, I woke up today, checked my lotto ticket from last night, and realized I have five numbers and the bonus. Then I looked under covers of my bed, and remembered I had pulled identical twin blondes last night, who paid me £500 each to shag them last night. After breakfast, I went out and sold my Escos for £200 to a tramp, as i am a lottery winner now, and immediatly went and bought an enzo for £75,000 from a place in Birmingham. I got it real cheap as the guy selling it is a Liverpool fan as well so gave me a massive discount. On the way home I was testing it out, but as I was slinging the back end around at about 170mph I spun, hit the kerb, and Did a massive 1080 degree spin, and flipped the car end to end. But luckily it landed back on it wheels, and didn't do any damage. A policeman saw it happen, but he let me off as he said my driving was so skillful it was obvious I stopped the accident getting any worse. After that I decided I needed a drink to calm down, so I have just been to the pub, and drank 68 pints of Stella. I feel a bit tipsy now, but ihave drunk more in the past. But the mad thing is, as I came out the pub, I kicked a kids football back to them, and a passing limo stopped, and fabio capello got out and asked me to play for England in south africa, as he had never seen someone strike a dead ball like that before. I said no, as I have light ankle injury and wouldn't want to hold back the team. But five girls saw it all happen, and asked me to take them all out tonight..anyway, I have just bought a zonda as the enzo was too slow, I'm entering time attack with it soon, after i make a new wiring loom to make the twin turbo conversion work, I asked a few F1 teams but they can't get it to work. Anyway, if anyone wants to come for a flight on my lear jet I'm going for a fly now, so see you all later loosers! I would post pics but I'm not sinking to your level if you don't believe me. Am I popular now?
04-04-2010 | 04:16 PM
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Well, I woke up today, checked my lotto ticket from last night, and realized I have five numbers and the bonus. Then I looked under covers of my bed, and remembered I had pulled identical twin blondes last night, who paid me £500 each to shag them last night. After breakfast, I went out and sold my Escos for £200 to a tramp, as i am a lottery winner now, and immediatly went and bought an enzo for £75,000 from a place in Birmingham. I got it real cheap as the guy selling it is a Liverpool fan as well so gave me a massive discount. On the way home I was testing it out, but as I was slinging the back end around at about 170mph I spun, hit the kerb, and Did a massive 1080 degree spin, and flipped the car end to end. But luckily it landed back on it wheels, and didn't do any damage. A policeman saw it happen, but he let me off as he said my driving was so skillful it was obvious I stopped the accident getting any worse. After that I decided I needed a drink to calm down, so I have just been to the pub, and drank 68 pints of Stella. I feel a bit tipsy now, but ihave drunk more in the past. But the mad thing is, as I came out the pub, I kicked a kids football back to them, and a passing limo stopped, and fabio capello got out and asked me to play for England in south africa, as he had never seen someone strike a dead ball like that before. I said no, as I have light ankle injury and wouldn't want to hold back the team. But five girls saw it all happen, and asked me to take them all out tonight..anyway, I have just bought a zonda as the enzo was too slow, I'm entering time attack with it soon, after i make a new wiring loom to make the twin turbo conversion work, I asked a few F1 teams but they can't get it to work. Anyway, if anyone wants to come for a flight on my lear jet I'm going for a fly now, so see you all later loosers! I would post pics but I'm not sinking to your level if you don't believe me. Am I popular now?
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