I was coming back with my mates from london to birmingham we are just out side london when we see the M3 being drivin like a f**kin t**t jumping lanes, cutting everyone up etc, my mate says '' lets have a mess about with the M3'' so i go into Gumball mode gonig into spaces which are not there to go into.Get up the arse of the M3 and put it into sport mode,M3 driver nails it but we are still on this rear bumper.He moves over nito the middle lane and we pull up along side it and see its a bloke driving but he has three girls(models)with him,I have 3 mates with me so we have the same amount of people in the cars.My mate said '' lets show him up big time'' 1 of the girls waves at us as in to say bye bye.But we are still on their bumper he moves over again and we say bye bye to them instead.Kept my foot down all the way to 175mph in which i s**t myself and so did the mates.The car still wanted to go faster.We see the M3 again later on andtwo of the girls are pointing their fingers at us and smile at us the bloke wasn't so happy. Anyway this just goes to show if you show off somebody will show you up

 

 

That is one of the most heroic stories I've ever heard.

AND it had a moral.

Just like He-Man used to.

 

thinking your way too m8

 

Paddy, it seems to have come right out of a comic book

 

 

where on the public roads can you do 175 mph??

 

 

So yesterday he kicked a scooby's arse @ about 165 mph & today he's kicked an M3's arse @ 175 mph Hmmmmmm the phrase 'billy bull' comes to mind

 

sorry if i am dumb here but whats a hamann 5?

 

I think it's a bmw 5 series boat with a 5 litre engine in it.

 

dunno, earlier he posted about doing 170 with a scooby in trail

 

I have heard mention of this heroic car before, achillies drove one into battle to race hector after hector (tamer of nos) had beaten his friend patroclus in his escort cossie.

 

PMSL @ Tonyk sounds like summat out the bible

 

 

http://www.bmwworld.com/tuners/hamann_5er.htm

 

NOW THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

 

 

I think that link proves me right, the hamman 5 series is in fact a 6.1 & NOT a 5 litre as billy bull say's "his car" is!

 

You mean Wess is a liar!?!??!

Fook me.... I am soo shocked

 

... so that makes TWO bmw's being driven like f**kin t**ts then..

 

PORKIE - I take it you know him from somewhere mate?

 

 

AJ, well I've just read his entire PF post collection... does that count?

 

well i hope you paid you congestion charge whilst in london

my hero never seen anyone do 175 @ rush before especially anywhere near london

 

yeah.....and then the 2nd engine kicked in !!!!!!!



bet those birds thought you were really cool

Pugo

 

nearly fell of my chair when read this one

 

6.50pm and JUST had a race (so wouldve been before 6pm so rushhour), upto 175mph, on the Brum to London road, ie the M40, ie one of the busyest roads in the UK.

In a car that has an engine over a litre bigger than thought.



I bet the race was just like this

Bet it almost felt like it was in a movie you was watching on TV eh?

 

i suppose they told him they were models at 160mph?

fuckin tit

 

When he first joined PF he was looking for pics of EsCos replicas because he wanted to buy one, now hes got a Hamann 5-series ey?

 

Oh dear if true, it sounds like a recipe for killing someone.

 

As Mark J said.......wess first post was:

Please can someone post some pics of escort cossie/cosworth reps as i am looking 4 one in the next few months thanks

 

15 yards....excessive BULLSHIT - loss of credibility, loss of posting priviliges

175 in a street car on a public road (IN TRAFFIC) makes you a certified idiot.

You should look at the post where the KID in the Skyline took out 3 or 4 people trying to be impressive in daddy's car and learn something from it, but my guess is that you won't

Feel free to go back to starring in your own version of 'the adolescent and the angry' not coming soon to theaters near anyone.

 

More like he needs some piccys of some for 'show and tell' at School...

 

Well teh Hamann 5 series does seem to be a bit of an animal. 6.1 V12 with 450bhp and a top speed of 311kph (192mph). wess says he slipped it into sport but according to link posted by EIL132 they come with a 6 speed manual box and not with a auto.

EscCos replica to a Hamann 5 is a bit of a jump though and I dread to think what the insurance and purchase costs would be on one

 

175 on the way to london, waht junction ( sorry at 175 should it me juctions )

as soon as ya high whycome ( who cares how ya spell it, its a town built on a fooking hill ) then ya hit traffic, thats on everyday but christmas day INCLUDING sundays, i know as my missus day lives in bicester and i regulary have to collect her and then at the weekends we visit em


or ya saying it was the m1, if that then ya had from junction 19 to juntion 16 to do it , at 175 that would be a few mins

cheers for that mate, anymore tales for my children , or can i interest you in a halfords account card instead

 

He's just PM me with a pic of one of the models that was in the M3:

 

 

AFPMSL

 

Lads this has just appeared on my local news, an innocent bystander was near killed in this race, here is a photo from the race as it took place.