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Old 22-03-2010, 06:03 PM
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with the mrs

end result is:
broken chair
broken phone
broken computer table
broken foot (sitting in a+e waiting room at the mo )

because?

"you are sitting in front of the computer yak yak yak noise noise noise nag nag nag"

so it was either punch her in the face or inflict violence on the furnitue

fucking women eh
Old 22-03-2010, 06:05 PM
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she's right nearly 30k posts,get your eyes checked,could be square
Old 22-03-2010, 06:05 PM
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i use to get that so i got a laptop so i can sit at the side of her and got her one so she cant complain
Old 22-03-2010, 06:06 PM
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Old 22-03-2010, 06:08 PM
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No wonder you've managed a very high post count over the years Dojj, you post some shit

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Old 22-03-2010, 06:08 PM
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Old 22-03-2010, 06:09 PM
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Well at least it wasn't the classic Dojj thread whereby would've had to read a fucking book to decipher you had an argument and end result is some broken furniture and a broken foot Hope broken foot resulting because you fly kicked her in the teeth

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Old 22-03-2010, 06:20 PM
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pmsl, my coffee table felt my wrath. I described it as a freak hoovering accident to one of the girls, she said it was a freak bad temper accident, she might have had a point
Old 22-03-2010, 06:21 PM
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Think you need help if you can't control yourself.
Old 22-03-2010, 06:23 PM
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Old 22-03-2010, 06:24 PM
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did you try some WWE moves and she went oldschool and broke the furniture over you and twisted your foot till you submitted and yourid was the referee, I like to think thats what happened anyway lol
Old 22-03-2010, 06:39 PM
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was on the phone to the bank to sort out the isa stuff and make sure i was going to have enough in one account to cover the cost of everything and still have enough to pay for the kitchen this weekend while feeding baby but she didnt see that, it was just "row row row nag nag nag bitbh bitch bitch"
glad i took a book
Old 22-03-2010, 06:47 PM
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It's a lot less painful and in the long run, less agro if you just kick the bitch in the babymaker
Old 22-03-2010, 08:09 PM
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Old 22-03-2010, 08:13 PM
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Old 22-03-2010, 08:20 PM
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She should be thanking you for spending so much time on the pc so you don't bore the shit out of her on a regular basis!
Old 22-03-2010, 08:20 PM
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She should count herself lucky you didn't rock bottom her through the computer table... "Can you smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll... what Dojj... is cookin??"


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Old 22-03-2010, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by CalibreDan
It's a lot less painful and in the long run, less agro if you just kick the bitch in the babymaker
is that a kick in the c**t?
Old 22-03-2010, 09:04 PM
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Only a broken foot, No broken legs?

You haven't mentioned the Focus RS you intend buying have you?

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Old 22-03-2010, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by focusv8
Only a broken foot, No broken legs?

You haven't mentioned the Focus RS you intend buying have you?

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i've bruised the ball of my foot

seeing as i'm taking the mondeo tomorrow, and it's an auto, that's fine but it sort of rules out any test drives if they give me the green light to go ahead and get it
Old 22-03-2010, 09:59 PM
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you should have got her in the boston crab or full nelson....
Old 22-03-2010, 10:08 PM
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I blame Vince McMahon.


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Old 22-03-2010, 11:19 PM
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Your bird sounds like a right animal. I guess it's the nature of the beast mate, but you wanna' watch her...
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Old 23-03-2010, 05:45 AM
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it's a good thing that there is a proper carpenter business next door to where i work, i'm going to drop of the chair and see if they can fix it
Old 23-03-2010, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
She should be thanking you for spending so much time on the pc so you don't bore the shit out of her on a regular basis!
PMSL

Originally Posted by dojj
i've bruised the ball of my foot


So the "broken foot" was just a bit of extra drama? lol
Old 23-03-2010, 09:55 AM
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Old 23-03-2010, 10:16 AM
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You went to the hospital for a bruised foot?

Well done Dojj on successfully wasting a nurses time.
Old 23-03-2010, 10:17 AM
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lol !!
Old 23-03-2010, 10:27 AM
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Surely the figure four leg lock was the reason for the broken foot?
Doesn't your lass understand you need to be a trained perfessional to perform moves like that?
Old 23-03-2010, 10:30 AM
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Inflicting fear and upset onto your wife by smashing up furniture in her house is very much still a case of domestic violence, you should try and get help for your temper before you get done for Psychological GBH which is an offence that police are using more and more to catch people such as yourself who are making the lives of their spouse a misery with their bad temper.
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Originally Posted by Chip
Inflicting fear and upset onto your wife by smashing up furniture in her house is very much still a case of domestic violence, you should try and get help for your temper before you get done for Psychological GBH which is an offence that police are using more and more to catch people such as yourself who are making the lives of their spouse a misery with their bad temper.
so even tho i paid for everything in my house..if i start smashing things up like punching doors and smashing table`s if police come they can arrest me???
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Originally Posted by rsmat
so even tho i paid for everything in my house..if i start smashing things up like punching doors and smashing table`s if police come they can arrest me???
Yes of course they can if you are doing so whilst having a row with your wife and she finds you doing so intimidating.
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is one worse than the other?
Old 23-03-2010, 03:28 PM
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Please don't beat my furniture up Dojj
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punch her less hassle.

whislt drinking 1 pack of gold top stella
you feel good.
she quiet cause shes out cold.
no broken bones for you
no broken furniture to pay for.
no nagging from her
1 x FRS on ya drive and everything you way

if she starts again all you gotta do is raise the fist and she will cower in the corner

SORTED!

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Originally Posted by Diamonds.
punch her less hassle.

whislt drinking 1 pack of gold top stella
you feel good.
she quiet cause shes out cold.
no broken bones for you
no broken furniture to pay for.
no nagging from her
1 x FRS on ya drive and everything you way

if she starts again all you gotta do is raise the fist and she will cower in the corner

SORTED!


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