Fookin southern fairies - scum of the earth

 

Oh dear that poor bloke in tots car park!!! In hospital for a month!!!!

Then a couple of months later someone died in the same carpar!!!!

Very scarey considering that could be anyone of us!! Now i know why i don't go out in southend drinking now!!!!


Hay

 

Oh yeah AJ

 

bin in talk once, was ok for wot i can remember!!!

didnt get home til one the next aftanoon, fuck nos where we was til then, jus remeber bein in the club then drivin home in me mates cossie

all them ppl sayin they didnt do shit, they porb did but were too wankerd t remember

 

shut up ya northern monkey!!!

you guys swear more then chavs lol!!!

Hay

 

Yeah but did you see the suspect that punched him? his arms were massive with muscle and he looks like he works out alot

 

lmfao @ AJ you wait till I see ya



My mums just said to Chicken how now shes gonna worry even more when he goes out drinking,,,,see he likes to wander off
Last time he went out on his Xmas works do up there,,,to Talk etc,,,,Me & Lemon went to get him,,,,arranged to meet him, turned up and guess what,,,NO Chicken, we then spent the next near on half hour driving up and down the sea front looking for him
ok I did start to worry a lil after a while!!

But hey,,,we found him in the end,,,pi$$ed up and hicuping,,,,but safe Mums never gonna let him out again being her baby boy and all that ay

 

Probably steroids mate so all show and no go!

Lol @ the wondering Chicken!

I went to Talk a little while ago and thought it was really good, so i'm going again this weekend

 

LOL @ Chick not allowed out!!!!

Ah little mummys boy!!!!

H

 

Will you sleep in a bush too huni

you coming out on the pish with us on the 26th Feb,,,we'll show you a good time,,,,but NO bush's

you soooo know that huni

 

Folkestone and Southend known for drunks

And no I wasnt on there

 

That was 1 funny documentry

 

I slept in a bush in chelmsford

Well more trees than a bush,slept in many alleys in flokestone,on the beach at folkestone

Beleiev me the clubbs in Folkestone are far worse then Southends

 

this country is turning into tooooooooooooooo much BIG Brother watching your every move bullshit

 

aint' it just,,,nex they'll be calling us to the diary room

 

@ the diary room

even more at chicken not bein allowed out!!!

only time ive seen him pissed was fordsport, n he werent even that pissed but the oil barrel was funny as fuck!!!!

 

fooking oil barrel

Hay

 

he can be a mightmare

 

yea but we love him for it!!!

only live once!!!

ps the oil barrel was wicked, cld have ended in tears tho

 

could of ended in alot worse huni especailly when you all thought you'd be clever and clear up and burn everything,,,,,,a mans way of tidying up,,,,burn it

to include plastic,,ummm yummy smell & blooming Lynx cans


BOOM!!!!!!!

 

fair play, we was a bit worse for wear tho!!!!

we did try to put it out, chicken pissed in it various times, seemed to work

 

Erm if i remember correctly we All pissed in it

Darren

 

i dnt remmber pissin in it dal!!!!

fink i was too scared or not fucked enough!!!

remember it steamin tho, then chuckin all the 'explosives' in there, must have been four of five deodrants and a i put a bottle of aftashave in there i fink

 

And some lighters

Every thing went in there.......... oh no it was the bbq me and marc pissed in aswell!!!!

 

oooooooo shit yea, dnt tel nik tho dal, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

the fucker kept going out anyway!!!!

was quality

 

I still blame him to this day for my wheel bearins fooking up the amount of times that we went up & down that seafront trying to look for him lol

I remember the phone calls.
Nikki "chick where the fook are you"
Chicken "outside the Casino why where are you"
Nikki "like fook you are we're sitting outside it now"

Was PMSL

 

whats the point in going out if you cant handle the drink notice how most
of them that get in to trouble are young

i did notice the bloody corsa's on the sea front

yo dude check out my neon lights

 

thank god me, rad and joey didnt do anything stupid in southend when we went that weekend..................................

 

 

you lier,,,,,you lot did didn't you, I recall a sorry list on here to all the peoples items or property you may have,,,,,ummmm,,,,disturbed

pmsl @ Lemon,,,yeah amazing how you and me were worrying about the wheel falling off or something and the whole way back from southend doing 30 /40mph,,,,,,,,and chicken didn't have a clue what was going on as he was way too busy staring at the roof lining

Squiz & Darren,,,,,, I know what you lot did!!
I personally think that you two and chicken should buy a new BBQ for this years shows ok so the thing kept going out,,,,However,,,,,,,it was extreamly windy and pi$$ing down with rain,,,,what ya expect

x x x

 

id quite happily bring a bbq hun, still fink a holiday home would b a good idea tho

least that wont fall over

 

Glad we aint goin out in Southgend now!

What a shite hole!