No,NO,NO,NO, your'e all wrong!!!!
The good lad in the black Vectra was changing his tights after a felching session had gone wrong, when the little Nissan driven by Mr Magoo pulled out into the outside lane, cause it was empty, the burgundy Vectra, was being driven by a one legged dogger who want's to get into felching, thats why he was trying to catch the black Vectra, but wasn't racing you understand, now the burgundy vectra, wasn't into felching, but wanted to try rear ending another vectra and fancied a bit o black, BUT, the black vectra was having non of it and spun back round quickly so that burgundy vectra couldn't get it's front end-away.
So, Ben's ass is grass (and wet)
The one legger hasn't got a leg to stand on
And both Vectra's are shagged, but not satisfied.