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Old 05-03-2010, 10:38 AM
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Default little joke for a friday

>
> A woman goes to see the doctor, beaten black and blue. . .
>
> Doctor: "What happened?"
>
> Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
> home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."
>
> Doctor: "I can offer you an excellent cure for your problem: When your
> husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
> gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle".
>
> 2 weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking reborn and
> fresh once again.
>
> Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband comes
> home drunk I gargle repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched
> me.
>
> Doctor:" Ahh, it's amazing how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"
>
Old 05-03-2010, 10:49 AM
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Old 05-03-2010, 10:52 AM
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Lol, quality
Old 05-03-2010, 10:56 AM
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f*ckin quality lol
Old 05-03-2010, 01:27 PM
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nice one
Old 05-03-2010, 01:28 PM
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I gargle with my mouth open?
Old 05-03-2010, 01:33 PM
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Old 05-03-2010, 03:20 PM
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not bad.
Old 05-03-2010, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by alan12112
I gargle with my mouth open?
same i dont get it lol.
Old 05-03-2010, 04:22 PM
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Old 05-03-2010, 04:38 PM
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very good
Old 05-03-2010, 04:40 PM
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true...
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