little joke for a friday
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> A woman goes to see the doctor, beaten black and blue. . .
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> Doctor: "What happened?"
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> Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
> home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."
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> Doctor: "I can offer you an excellent cure for your problem: When your
> husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
> gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle".
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> 2 weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking reborn and
> fresh once again.
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> Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband comes
> home drunk I gargle repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched
> me.
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> Doctor:" Ahh, it's amazing how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"
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