SteveW

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What randon text's have you had sent to your phone by mistake? this morning i had

"Mate are you doing community service today?"

and a few weeks ago i had

"any news on if weller got his end away last night? Jenifer?"
i did reply to that 1 saying yes, all 3 holes were a gaol, i had no reply

Lambchop

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lol@second reply, nice one.

On a mates stag do there had been banter to and from my cousin and another boy. Basically my cousin ended up naked in boys bed before he came home and we took pics of him wiping his arse on the pillow etc etc. Well we used my cousins phone and he then tried to txt me a pic. For some reason he keyed in my number and didnt use contacts and sent it to a random they replied asking what the fuck he was on about

RichieST

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Used to get answer phone messages all the time from some irate irish bloke saying when the fuck are you coming round to finish the building work etc. Presumeably the pikey builder fobbed him off with my mobile number and buggered off with this poor geezers cash lol

MikeyRobbo

This is hilarious for drunk texts, we've all sent a txt we'll regret in the morning

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

kosman

i got 'have you got that old sierra going yet?' when it broke down once,not got a clue who sent it.

kosman

awesome site! it was like fucking gandolphs beard

Christian and Beccy

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Caprigirl

There is a site you can logg onto and logg numbers with , like your Ex's so that it wont let you txt between certain hours at night

just to avoid sending txt that you might regret in the morning

Brillaint idea , but TBH i just send them to my ex when drunk , gets my point across

kosman

i never txt my ex,i get that wasted i cant remember her number,which is a good thing for her probably

Christian and Beccy

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"My cha cha got a haircut"

"thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf"

Christian and Beccy

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"Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing."

Fil

I got " Hi ar u cumin dan to day " from a random number,

to which i replied "Err what? in english please"

then a reply came through "who this "


a few mins later got a call from them, saying "whos this" , i said "you phoned me, who are you?" I then got some abuse saying "stop texting me you cunt" and they hung up

stu21t

i got 1 last week from my birds mate.
they were all out on the piss and when they were coming home her mate sent me the message
"I'll be ready for you at 2"
i replied back saying i''l be waiting.

10mins later my bird txt me telling me to stop flirting with her mate. lol



and last week my bird had a party at home and during the day some friends were helping her decorate the house,
1 of them had some balloons and said, does any1 wanna feel my balloons. (not the same mate from above)

i went out with my mates, got drunk,
the next morning i looked at my phone and i had txt her at about 4am saying can i still play with your balloons, she replied, they have all popped.
the party finished at 1 and she was in bed. lol

i see a trend. lol

Neil@FastFord

Can't recall txt's.

Was with a mate and some real angry fella rang up asking for a girl, name escapes me. My mate was denying she was ther, obviously and he started kicking off about his wife. Quick as a flash he say's "oh yeah, sorry, she is in the shower! Love! Some fella on the phone for ya"

He went spastic!