rabmc

Maybe its just me but why do people want to drive and throw eggs from the window of a car? maybe im getting old, maybe running round the street when i was young, off a few windows etc for a chase. but not at say 18+ or whatever..

If that was some old dear or my nana out walking her dog it would have almost killed her! thats what sticks in my head.

payback! grr

Psycho Warren

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they do it because they are simple minded retards and annoying others gives them a kick.

Its pathetic really.

But thats the mentality of a rapidly growing significant minority of people nowadays.

Alan_D

They're just young guys, probably just out of school, having a laugh! They don't really know what they're doing. I've done stuff like this when I was 17/18 and my pals had just started driving. Seems immature now, but was funny at the time!

But aye, still get revenge on the little fuckers!

BigChuck

take a dump on the bonnet of the car then plant an egg right in the middle of it.

ossie cossie

if it was me i would get revenge by doing the dog shit on the door handle kind of stuff. That way it does not cause damage to his car that you may be liable for. However you will get a little giggle every time you think about it.

~nomad~

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sort of thing twats where I used to live did all the time. Apperantly they egged the bouncers outside one of the pubs on a friday night, and got a kicking for it lol. I had a egg chucked at my car when I was leaving work one night and gave chase, but the fuckers outran me lol.

I did manage to catch some twats who were firing a super soaker at people from the window of a car going up and down the high street a couple years ago, thick cunts kept going up and down in the middle of the day. Ok on a hot summers day I guess, but this was in winter! They soaked a little old lady and it was the last straw for me lol. I run out of my shop and caught them while they were trapped at the traffic lights with cars everywhere so they had no escape, went in through the passenger window and relieved the student fucks supersoaker, he looked a bit worried lol. Stomped it to pieces on the pavement and then calmly put the bits in the bin. I actually got a few people coming up and thanking me lol. Bloke in the shop next to me said I looked like a total madman jumping up and down on the supersoaker lol.

I think just a good egging to his car will do the trick and make him think twice about doing it again.

It's Czech Mate

Revenge is needed


I used to get hassled by a group of youths in a car almost every time I went running a year or so back, they'd see me then beep, slow down, shout insults and spit etc
One day they did it and about 20 minutes later I was running down a sideroad on my usual route and lo and behold there was this car, full of the mouthy 17 yearolds ( they didnt look much older ) stopped at some temporary traffic lights.......I just ran up to it front on, gobbed on the windscreen and stamped on the bumper, which was now hanging off the front of the car.....the driver started to open his door, but I just slammed it back shut and shouted at them like a proper looney not to fucking come near me again or i'd kill them. Then I just jogged off like normal

I cant stand being spat at

Seen the car full of them loads since and they dont say fuck all now funnily enough

smithy20vt

Similar thing happened to us at Uni and we knew who had egged our house so fought fire with fire and went back with Eggs.

Apart from we went prepared and took a load of hard boiled eggs with us!! Unfortunately for them one of them took out a who single glazed window pane in their porch

Char1ie

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Put your clothes in the washing machine and pity the small minded losers that go round throwing eggs from cars. Revenge? Why waste your time with people as pathetic as that.

Charlie

5t1g

If you are intent on seeking revenge and like you say have their full reg, get the address and go round there. Ask politely what his/the problem is.

Making it known that you know where he lives and (i assume) he knows fuck all about you will have in looking over is shoulder a lot more than a prank.

Fear of what could happen is generally worse than what has happened imo.

5t1g

Or put a hachet in his front door securing a little note.

mark.evs

They probily egged loads of ppl that night, so they wont know its you. rotten eggs down the vents and stuff the handles full of turd, thats the best way. he'll think twice about letting his mate in the car too.

R4N SS

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whats wrong with petrol and a match?

deaddowg

sorry to jack this thread but a lot of you guys are up my neck of the woods (central scotland area) I'm looking for a "dead" RST either fez or scort. If anyone can help me out please PM me the details or a contact number.


Oh and for the record The foam, eggs and dog sh*t are the way forward.

homer j

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Fuck it, foam, eggs, dog shit, nitromoors do the works. and whille you're at it why not see if you can get into the car? bucket of water in the foot wells, hand full of cress seeds and hey presto. full on lawn inside the car.

P_is_for_Paul

Fuck me all these crazy folk sayin nitromors, brake fluid etc, are you fuckin mad? There was an egg thrown and you want to destroy someones car? Fuck me i think some o yous need to get a grip!

Anyway rab, get them back but punch the cunt in the face, dont damage his car, cos as you said, it was the passenger that threw it, so destroying HIS car wont teach the guy that threw the egg a lesson!

And if you need a hand, me and coldo will come down & help

packman

Nip down the courner shop get a 12 pack of large eggs and plaster the car in them , should leave the body work well battered leaves a nice round crackle finish.

dave_st170

You were lucky only egg m8.

I was driving along and someone throw a balloon at me and it was paint stripper in it.
I had my drivers window open but it hit my rear door and took some paint off door!!


Still i would go for them if could m8!!


Hope makes sense i got man flu lol lol
Dave

F500 CON

I would find his car then egg it all over then flour would be a nightmare to get off!Years ago me and my mates went out in my car with super soakers and hit all the pubs that had outside seating.it was so funny! it was a red hot day so dont think anyone minded too much getting a bit of water on them!But was funny!

_SpeedX_

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not fun if you get caught, my mates just been done for torture and kidnapping.... looking at a good 8 year stretch...

P_is_for_Paul

Holy shit I nearly wet myself at the 'rab c eggbit' tag

Mrs T

i had one thrown at me when i was 8 months preg got the belly and car
if it werent for the fact was getting a chinky and car facing other way i would of gone after them

AGAR-COSWORTH

Any update on this one yet troops?!

rabmc

he has been seen passing by my brother twice now. Im really needing to find out where he lives or sits. im still looking into it, the words out so hopefully hear some things now that a good 4 or 5 people are looking out and take it from there.

not going to do anything daft obviously. his car is getting a bit of treatment, nothing crazy some things that have been mentioned

botters

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fuck dog shit wait till you really need a poo then go and lay a cable on his bonnet and leave it there with bog roll and everything
no one thinks twice about cleaning a bit of dog shit up its an everyday occurence but a human turd on your bonnet? thats enough to make you vomit!

before anyone replies i am very very drunk!

Rab

Rab Rab Rab..... Be smart mate. Get yourself 3 potatoes and a broom handle, push the tatties up the exhaust. Cars a non runner and if you get them far enough up no fucker will ever know why

xrsi

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thats just wrong, but at the same time soooo right!

got to be done and gotta get photo's of the offending (well i would be offended if someone did that on my car!) log! lol

biggiejody

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we have a winner

dojj

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superglue a matchstick into his door locks
or use a candle to write "cunt" on all his windows
or spray wd40 on all the glass
or simply remove the rubber from his wipers

Robert_Cox

this is a better idea. ive had a my RS keyed in the past and the feeling was awful. (random, think it was cos my neighbour didnt like it where it was parked.) reading the story, it is a little bit funny. but, you got his reg, you'll know where he lives sooner or later, go round and give him a knock. ask for an apology, im sure he'll shit himself. but i wouldnt go down the root of smashing his car up. . . not worth the trouble.

Robert_Cox

this is hilarious also!!! one of my mates actually did to one of my other mates!!! such a funny vision. one of those green rovers with a human turd on the roof!!! awesome!!!

Mk1 Mex

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Almost the same thing happened to me a few years back. I never did find the little fuckers. But heres what did do..(fav trick for getting trick or treaters back).

Fill a water ballons with Egg + Blue Food Dye + Water and get your own back..
For some reason the $hit just doesnt come off..

As for the car best trick of all.. Banana up the exhaust pipe works a treat every time... He. He..

Good luck, Go get em..

cabriolet

happened to me a few years ago got the reg of the car then saw it parked in mc d s car park nice summer evening full foam fire extinguisher and slightly open window actually filled the car up

stevos

Give me the reg am down that way alot with work i will keep an eye out for the wee cunt. happened to my misses and it also didn't break bruised all the arm to fuck and could have been much worse.
If i see his car i will stick a steak bake up his exhaust for ya

ste1806

i'd use an apple core remover to make a hole in the middle of a spud and pop it in his exhaust and will severly restrict his performance, or find where he lives pile a load of dog shit on doorstep bit of paper on top set fire to the paper and knock on the door lol. watch as he stamps out fire and walks back in the house

dojj

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hard boil some eggs

then throw them at him/it/his dog/etc

ajamesc

leave an un brocken egg on the roof with a smile face on it and at the same time (late at night of corse) when no one is about reach under and put his sump plug on the last few threds

Big-Dan

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You any closer to getting your revenge mate?

Big-Dan.

cozzfather

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my mrs had a mate who would tell her boyfriend she was out with my mrs when she was dropping her nickers for someone else behind his back,this led to him not liking my mrs and thinking my mrs was leading her astray when in actual fact his bitch was a no good lazy lying cheating loser.
one day my mrs is in our car and the prick collars her and gives her a gob full and then scratches the car down the qtr panel into the drivers door.
she phones me hysterical saying what had happened and the next hr was a blur for me.

i grabbed my mate louis and drove to where he lived,i spotted his van and calmly walked up to it with louis for company,when i got to the van i clenched louis as tight as a ducks backside and smashed both the head lights,then the windscreen and anything else that took my fancy.
luckily i never got caught as it happened in broad daylight
my mate louis............

CossieRich

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4 pages and no result. Surprise surprise