Rick Astley

I'd mix 24 eggs into a jug, lightly beat them. Then pour the contents down the seal in the window. It'll be a buggar to clean and will remind him not to do it again. Also put some all over the windows as it's a pain to get off.

You'll be dealing some revenge but you'll hardly get in trouble for it.

carlo

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Just make sure they dont know who got them rab cause the little cunts will just come back all the time

ryan81

10mm copper fits , over expanfing foam nozzles , will help getting it in the exhuast

Fudgey

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just egg the car, dried egg is a right cunt to get off

stwibs

boil the eggs 1st, then egg them back

Lambchop

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I don't think you'll do anything you pussy

pics or it never happened

brad

you + 3 friends
ballaclava's
wait outside house
pelt him and his eggy little mates untill they stop crying
grab hold of the driver , force a whole egg in his gob , tape his mouth up and jab him in the jaw.

I garun-fuckin-tee they never throw anything out of thier car again. so at least no one will ever be permanantly blinded by a prank.

rabmc

Thanks for the replys troops

Love all the different ways to destroy his car with eggs!! pmsl

just back, my eyes are like anpr now scanning reggys!

Turbo Pez

Loads of eggs all over his car, nice 24 pack, he wont have a clue who it is because he prob egged more than one person that night!!

jammerrs

id just egg his car, nice and simple and you wont get into any trouble

super_cb

that reminds me, mite have my cadburys cream egg ice cream

KSA-Cossie

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Expanding foam in the exhauyt and door gaps rab.

Frenchy0204

Brake fluid all over the car, and I mean all over. Sure it's abit drastic for just an Egg, but I would feel better knowing he would have to fork out for a new paintjob.

wirralphil

and the engine bay.

JLStretton

Cunts the lot of ya, "tis only a egg"

Benni

He doesn't deserve anything too heavy... After all, if you seen it happen in a video you'd be laughing no doubt. Although he does need revenge. Damaging his car is too much in my opinion. But doing something that can be sorted with seriously hard graft would be great. Egg it, and egg it good.

Benni.

Csm

Expanding foams a great one

I deffo think you should leave an egg on the bonnet even if its not broke, or place it on wiper just to let him know that YOU know he will be shitting it ..........even worse when his car wont run

KSA-Cossie

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Aye put the shits up the wee fud.

RichieST

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Draw a big penis in black marker pen on his headlamps, so when he's got his lights on you'll just see a pair of cocks coming towards you

But yes, expanding foam up the exhaust sounds ideal!! Should be punished just for driving a fucking poxhall!

Darylc.

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If it was me i'd torch the motor

But, in the real world where i'd get arrested, i'd just stick a potato up his exhaust or better yet, foam because it will be harder to get out

But one thing htough, you HAVE to do it, otherwise you'll just beat yourself up about it.

Big G

I would just leave an egg or egg carton on his roof, every couple of days keep doing it just to get in his head that he knows you know who he is, do it for 2 or 3 week before actually doing something, You may even get bored with just playing with his mind and leave it at that,

Or you could just seagull the cunt.

wirralphil

you can't get it out. new exhaust is needed.

Darylc.

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ooh right. BTW not wanting to sound "special" but what actually happens when a potato gets stuck up his exhaust?

wirralphil

becomes an aunt bessies

Just causes it to back fire.

dojj

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if you want to really ruin his day, go and squirt a whole load of expanding foam into one of his rims, one that he won't nitice if he gets into the car and drives off straight away

make sure you do it in the dead of night though, it takes a while to set up

and egg on the paintwork will also ruin it

Darylc.

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Thanks

GUZZLER

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its only a couple of cocks messing around, not worth wrecking his car for, just get a can of spray copperslip & give his windows a tint, will piss him right off & he won't know who done it because they must have egged loads of people.

Ollie.

Pics or you're a shitebag

steanlol

Get a few mates , hire a van and then wait for him , grab him , cover his head with a sack and drive him to the middle of nowhere and then walk him into some woods or a ploughed field , take a spade with you and make him dig a hole , big and deep and tell him he aint going home ever again , this is his resting place , a shotgun with you might help him believe it as well .

You'll never ever get any hassle again , guaranteed


Oh yeah its only an egg , what if it had of been a brick or something else , until it happens to the people who say "its only this or only that" then its a different story .

iftikhar

here u go mate watch this and take notes forget everyone else

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfS9Is6O9-k

Darylc.

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Are we likely to see you on crimewatch soon?

borgie

i would not go over the top, just for an egg.
I know it would wind you up but id just do something to get your last laugh.
Its the age that they will grow out of. childish twats.
It proves they dont think, doing it in a local area to them.

Causing damage is a bit extreme.

andy.mac

put a fish on his exhaust manifold and it will stink for ages once its cooked

rabmc

HAhahahaaaaa

Ive got a team onto it, scouting out his routes and then onto where he lives, we should have a result plus photos in a week or two. trust me.

need to find out where he works or leaves it so i can do the business

foam up exhaust, eggs down vents! DONE

STAFFY OWNER

You're not really very dangerous are you Brian.
Totally agree with above. Will be a bastard to clean and you won't get into real trouble for doing it. Also he can hardly got to the police and say "Me and my mates egged this bloke from my car and he found out where i lived and tipped egg all over my car," they would just tell him to piss off and grow up.
Try to get it in as many restricted places as possible, the harder it is to clean off the longer it will stay there and the more rotten the eggs will get.

Darylc.

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you could always scratch EGG In big letters on the roof and on both sides of the car, gettig as deep as possible.

mrjenrst

Nah, crimewatch is for people they cant catch. First line "hire a van"

Shings

Egg his car back- its just a bit of a laugh they were having.

I appreciate sometimes these things can go a bit wrong but if no real harm is done no need to be silly.

I would get 24 eggs and destroy his car... or even bring a mate and do 48 eggs....

Rsmat

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this allways makes me laff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_GLHsq_8KU

Lloyd

tuna fish and milk into the heater vent,
nice easy quiet revenge,it will take ages to rid the car of the smell,a constant reminder for him and his mates,if any will still get in the car lol