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Old 24-02-2010, 08:56 PM
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You cover the car in egg or better still superglue then and i don't think it's been mentioned.....cover the thing in feathers, just empty 4 pillows on it.
Old 24-02-2010, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by steanlol
Get a few mates , hire a van and then wait for him , grab him , cover his head with a sack and drive him to the middle of nowhere and then walk him into some woods or a ploughed field , take a spade with you and make him dig a hole , big and deep and tell him he aint going home ever again , this is his resting place , a shotgun with you might help him believe it as well .

You'll never ever get any hassle again , guaranteed


Oh yeah its only an egg , what if it had of been a brick or something else , until it happens to the people who say "its only this or only that" then its a different story .
Maybe a little extreme. I think the advice given would be a little different if it were a brick but it wasn't a brick it was an egg. Is it worth facing a lengthy prison sentence just to get revenge over an egg?
Old 24-02-2010, 08:57 PM
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Or I could steal his car and where he parked just leave a egg, and a note!
Old 24-02-2010, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by mrjenrst
Nah, crimewatch is for people they cant catch. First line "hire a van"
He hardly going to read whats on a van with a bag over his stupid mush his he duhh
Old 24-02-2010, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Stevie-Boy
You cover the car in egg or better still superglue then and i don't think it's been mentioned.....cover the thing in feathers, just empty 4 pillows on it.

My fave so far
Old 24-02-2010, 08:59 PM
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egg+rab=angry rab


ahahha I have real tears at that! ohhh hhooo hooo pmsl
Old 24-02-2010, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by steanlol
He hardly going to read whats on a van with a bag over his stupid mush his he duhh
lmfao
Your talking about kidnapping somebody. Not playing a trick on a mate. Do you know how far the filth are prepared to go? You'd be caught in 72 hours maximum if you were lucky

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Old 24-02-2010, 09:10 PM
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So it was the passenger, but you want revenge on the driver/car owner, sounds very irish/scottish to me?

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Old 24-02-2010, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by JLStretton
So it was the passenger, but you want revenge on the driver/car owner, sounds very irish/scottish to me?


Totally...

The driver is just as to blame if not more for providing the means to an end.


Imagine I pitch up - hey fancy taking me to the shops/gfs/club/pub/woods for sex and by the way I am going to be throwing these eggs out of the window at randoms on the way.

Yeh sure - no problemo.
Old 24-02-2010, 09:28 PM
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Find out where he lives, then write CUNT on his front lawn in industrial strength weed killer.
Old 24-02-2010, 09:31 PM
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Exspanding foam Jesus thats a bit far
Old 24-02-2010, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Shings
Totally...

The driver is just as to blame if not more



Yeh sure - no problemo.
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Old 24-02-2010, 09:44 PM
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expanding foam up the exhaust but as far yah you can get it so it carnt ber seen
Old 24-02-2010, 09:57 PM
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break into his house and rape him in his sleep...........



or pour egg and then flour all over the car dont throw them it makes to much noise do it late at night so it has a few hours to set
Old 24-02-2010, 10:09 PM
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Old 24-02-2010, 10:20 PM
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sorry to say this but,why do people post they want revenge on here then not have the balls to do it.do it or fuck off.car gets nicked cry on here,every one says hell yea well find who done it and kick the fuck out of them.every week the same shit.
Old 24-02-2010, 10:30 PM
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best option, small plastic wedge between door frame and body at window top to get a gap. Then insert a piece of tube into car. In advance youve prepped a 6 pint milk bottle with 3 pints milk and eggs and cornflour all mixed up with the other end of tube inserted in small hole in lid and taped in place.

Then the stinky mix goes all over the interior of the car meaning by morning it will have soaked into foam seat bases and carpet and even a professional valet wont get rid of it.

They wont even know hopefully until they sit in the car and the wet soaks through

Wont stink for a few days so they will initially wash clothes, wash car thinking theyve got away with it and after a day or two the stench will arrive

revenge is a dish best served cold!!

Originally Posted by LHD220Turbo
it could have been a lot worse; 4 big lads could have got out and hassled you with knife's or robbed you etc
4 big lads with knives dont go round egging people. Its the kind of thing cowards and weedy little chavs do for kicks.
Old 24-02-2010, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by steanlol
Get a few mates , hire a van and then wait for him , grab him , cover his head with a sack and drive him to the middle of nowhere and then walk him into some woods or a ploughed field , take a spade with you and make him dig a hole , big and deep and tell him he aint going home ever again , this is his resting place , a shotgun with you might help him believe it as well
Kidnapping people is sooooo much fun
Old 24-02-2010, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by BigErn
Kidnapping people is sooooo much fun
Doing it in such a way you'd get caught isnt really appealing though
Old 24-02-2010, 10:57 PM
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Kidnapping someone for egging you is ludicrous. Although it would make a great news story, and put a stop to egging for good.

Benni.
Old 24-02-2010, 11:20 PM
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You could allways pop round his house , shoot his mum dad sister brother aunt auncle nan grandad with a sawn off shottie!. Slice his hampsters legs off and feed them to the cat before skinning it with the lawnmower , shave his dogs scrotum and make it watch you rape his goat then smear marmite on the blokes genitals and bring a half starved american pitbull in to "lick them clean"
Old 24-02-2010, 11:27 PM
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Why take it out on his car?

It wasnt his car that threw the egg was it?

Im confused, is his car a transformer?

Fair enough he hit you with an egg and it coulda hit your dog and hurt your missus but i think damaging his car just makes you look like a cunt.

Smash his knee caps or something.

Ginge
Old 24-02-2010, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by brad
You could allways pop round his house , shoot his mum dad sister brother aunt auncle nan grandad with a sawn off shottie!. Slice his hampsters legs off and feed them to the cat before skinning it with the lawnmower , shave his dogs scrotum and make it watch you rape his goat then smear marmite on the blokes genitals and bring a half starved american pitbull in to "lick them clean"
A bit feeble dont you think? You really should be thinking of how to really hurt him
Old 24-02-2010, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by mrjenrst
A bit feeble dont you think? You really should be thinking of how to really hurt him


sorry , im just no good at this revenge stuff i,l get me coat
Old 24-02-2010, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by BigErn
Kidnapping people is sooooo much fun
agreeed!!

You just need to wear all black and have a little kidnap kit to help you.



There is deliberately no tape to gag them as youll be taking them somewhere where it doesnt matter how much they scream
Old 24-02-2010, 11:54 PM
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warren, you scare me at times!
Old 24-02-2010, 11:56 PM
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thats not scary
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Originally Posted by brad
sorry , im just no good at this revenge stuff i,l get me coat
You'll learn.....you need to egg his car, well maybe 2 large eggs and it'll fuck him right up
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Find out where he lives go round in middle of nite and find outside tap attach a hose pipe and put the other end in top of door prising it open using small wedge turn the water on and fuck off home to bed.
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nice one kidsrs sadly its a vauxhall so will run out too quick to flood the thing
Old 25-02-2010, 05:27 AM
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how about some treacle on the windscreen too. pm me the reg and I can have a wee look about too as I am over in kilwinning
Old 25-02-2010, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by warrenpenalver
agreeed!!

You just need to wear all black and have a little kidnap kit to help you.



There is deliberately no tape to gag them as youll be taking them somewhere where it doesnt matter how much they scream

Im sure there's something missing .............................. you forget the spade lol
Old 25-02-2010, 07:49 AM
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Think American History X. Teeth on side of road = a cringe worthy end!
Old 25-02-2010, 08:54 AM
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Tbh at the time a beating was coming if I found him that night when driving round, now In the cold light of day his car is getting it, just need to find out where it sits.

although some of the posts are great!

If it were you, seriously what would you do?? would you just leave it or does it merit some revenge for sure
Old 25-02-2010, 09:05 AM
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I think it merits some form of revenge, obviously nothing to brutal, but they need to be taught a lesson.
Old 25-02-2010, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by rabmc

If it were you, seriously what would you do?? would you just leave it or does it merit some revenge for sure
I would play with his mind as per my post on P2,
Mental torture can be soooo much fun,
Like the advert where the guy knocked over the kid, When he wakes up, your there
Old 25-02-2010, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Coldo
I'd buy a box of eggs(24 or something) then break them all into a jug and pour it over the car, get it in all the vents and window seals etc...

Just make it a right pain in the arse for the guy to clean. Not worth hurting him or risking getting in serious bother for.

Exactly what I would do
Old 25-02-2010, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by rabmc
was obviously the passenger who threw the egg for a start
Anyone from the car can throw it mate.

A few of my mates go out "Egging" and I refuse to go as I don't agree with it. I think its fucking out of order and as stated what if it hits someone in the face, full pelt. Could easily break someone's nose.

Anti lag is a lot better and can scare 10 people at once

I would report them to the Police to see what happens, if nothing then go find them yourself.
Old 25-02-2010, 09:27 AM
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Nothing serious, just get them back with more of the same!


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