Had to put this up, worth a look for a laugh
07-01-2005 | 01:07 AM
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Had to put this up, worth a look for a laugh
Look at the section, about cars ive beaten, all escorts hes beaten... errrmm
Looks like i better switch to a Renualt
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/gazfives/my_clio_rsi.htm
Looks like i better switch to a Renualt
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/gazfives/my_clio_rsi.htm
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07-01-2005 | 02:28 AM
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"The 0-60 run I have done myself and my mate with a video tape so I can prove it. So in other words its like shit off a shovel it is ace to drive, its hard to find the limit when cornering as it just grips like hell, although I have had the back end out on a wet large roundabout it was fun. "
Well whose going to argue with those facts then
Well whose going to argue with those facts then
07-01-2005 | 07:01 AM
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hhmmm shame he sold it really but he's somewhere in the derbyshire area i expect ... shame dingy aint rolling around in his mk2
wonder how his clio will fare against all his past conquests
but he's somewhere in the derbyshire area i expect ... shame dingy aint rolling around in his mk2 wonder how his clio will fare against all his past conquests
07-01-2005 | 10:46 AM
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I'd loved to taken his Clio and blown it's doors off in the wifes 2i. Must sell my shonky RST and get one of those RSi Clio things 
Didn't one of the motoring mags label the RSi as a sad an underwhelming replacement for the 16v?
Sounds like the sort of twat you pull up to at the lights and don't waste your time with. He then launches off the line in a cloud of smoke (usually from the engine as there isn't enough power to smoke the tyres). As you leave him to do his thing he spends the rest of the night telling his chav mates how he dusted this (insert car here) and how he's the bee's knee's
Didn't one of the motoring mags label the RSi as a sad an underwhelming replacement for the 16v?
Sounds like the sort of twat you pull up to at the lights and don't waste your time with. He then launches off the line in a cloud of smoke (usually from the engine as there isn't enough power to smoke the tyres). As you leave him to do his thing he spends the rest of the night telling his chav mates how he dusted this (insert car here) and how he's the bee's knee's
07-01-2005 | 01:13 PM
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i particullarly like these bits...
umm,, aint boxsters closer to 300 bhp than 110?
lmao
annd
mate its a 172 clio, not a lambo. lol
The two most memorable times and most impressive was the time I kept up with a Porsche Boxster and a Volkswagen Corrado VR6 I could keep up with them in a straight line and in cornering
umm,, aint boxsters closer to 300 bhp than 110?
lmao
annd
Will blast most things off the road I'm sure
07-01-2005 | 01:18 PM
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FPMSL!!
i've just read the bit about what his old Renault 5 1.4 could do..
apparently ALL escort apart from the cossie..
with a mighty 72 bhp and 12sec to 60? lol
hmmm niiiiice! what a cock
also went past 2 MR2s! wooo hoooo!
i'm gonna buy my next car off this guy!! Anythin hes owned is a flyin machine!
i've just read the bit about what his old Renault 5 1.4 could do..
apparently ALL escort apart from the cossie..
with a mighty 72 bhp and 12sec to 60? lol
hmmm niiiiice! what a cock
also went past 2 MR2s! wooo hoooo!
i'm gonna buy my next car off this guy!! Anythin hes owned is a flyin machine!
07-01-2005 | 01:57 PM
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He meant his clio rsi will beat boxters!
even worse!
What he said about his new 172
Will blast most things off the road I'm sure.
I think he means:
Will blast the head gasket off the cylinder head I'm sure.
even worse!
What he said about his new 172
Will blast most things off the road I'm sure.
I think he means:
Will blast the head gasket off the cylinder head I'm sure.
07-01-2005 | 02:06 PM
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for something so so damn fast and great to drive, why is the dozy twat saying how he kept up with beemers and all escorts/fezzies what ever else he has on that list and not actually out baiting them??????
still reckon i'd have 'im in the twisties though with the awesome power of the ka!!!!
roflmao
still reckon i'd have 'im in the twisties though with the awesome power of the ka!!!!
roflmao
07-01-2005 | 06:42 PM
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From the Renualt 5 section:
I have now sold my car to my best friend Alan who promises he will look after it. He passed his test in March 2003 so like me it should make him an excellent first car if he looks after it as much as I did.
Bet the bloke he sold it to was blind,
he promises to look after it, dont kerb those venoms.
I have now sold my car to my best friend Alan who promises he will look after it. He passed his test in March 2003 so like me it should make him an excellent first car if he looks after it as much as I did.
Bet the bloke he sold it to was blind,
he promises to look after it, dont kerb those venoms.
07-01-2005 | 08:34 PM
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Tosser springs to mind ,
yeah he lovs his car , hes put a few bits on ( modifications )
But he's either livin a dream world or had a 100 yard head start on 80% of those cars .
0-60 8 secs , my arse
yeah he lovs his car , hes put a few bits on ( modifications
) But he's either livin a dream world or had a 100 yard head start on 80% of those cars .
0-60 8 secs , my arse
08-01-2005 | 11:21 PM
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BMW 3 Series - 1800cc & 2000cc,
BMW Z3's - 1800cc,
Citroen Saxo's - 1400cc,
Ford Fiesta's - All,
Ford Escort's - All - Apart From the RS Cosworth,
Mini's - All old ones & the Mini One,
Vauxhall Corsa's - 1200cc & 1400cc,
Vauxhall Nova's - All,
What a cock
So he cant beat Gsi corsa's????? hmmm
BMW Z3's - 1800cc,
Citroen Saxo's - 1400cc,
Ford Fiesta's - All,
Ford Escort's - All - Apart From the RS Cosworth,
Mini's - All old ones & the Mini One,
Vauxhall Corsa's - 1200cc & 1400cc,
Vauxhall Nova's - All,
What a cock
So he cant beat Gsi corsa's????? hmmm
08-01-2005 | 11:31 PM
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hehehehehe
you are all forgetting he has the max power super bhp mods!
-Fitted Carbon-fibre effect boot trim
-Fitted 2 Max Power white LED wind screen washers and a red LED for the back washer
-Blue Neon's in foot well and in the boot
that's +50bhp minimum!
you are all forgetting he has the max power super bhp mods!
-Fitted Carbon-fibre effect boot trim
-Fitted 2 Max Power white LED wind screen washers and a red LED for the back washer
-Blue Neon's in foot well and in the boot
that's +50bhp minimum!
09-01-2005 | 11:36 AM
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Aint they 1.4's? He said he gets 0-60 in 8seconds, and the clio 172 2.0 gets 6.9-7.0 seconds? Something majorly wrong with the 172 then or the clio 1.2 or 1.4 is a renault 21 2.turbo engine LOL 
09-01-2005 | 12:04 PM
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Its cos of his special mods hes able to beat all that lot
Fitted 2 Max Power white LED wind screen washers and a red LED for the back washer,
Bought from our local Motor World at £15, dead easy to fit.
Bought from our local Motor World at £15, dead easy to fit.