Every so often our company releases H+S bulletins, anyway the latest one refers to a guy who was walking in his workplace while sending a text message, he walked into something and hurt himself quite badly.

The bulletin said in similar words, we do not mind you using your mobile phone to send text messages, but you must be sat down. Anyone seen using their mobile phone whilst standing or walking will get in bother!



I shit you not

 

H&S my arse, more like sense of humour?

 

fpmsl

 

FROFL. You're retarded without the phone, so I can see their point.

Benni.

 

wouldn't empty wheelie bin in cov if the lid was slightly ajar, anything other than closed and they got left incase the dustbin men hurt themselves lol!!

 

comic lol.

 

H&S needs a serious review as it's used as an excuse for stupid people to get away without doing things.

FFS I had to attned a course about going to open sites (anywhere a member of the public can go), not being funny if I've not learned how to cross a road in 33 years I never will

 

its 1" here!

Whats even more retarded is they wont do bins in the snow round here, understandable, BUT the NEXT collection they will refuse to take your rubbish if its over 1" despite the fact its obvious you will have too much rubbish! they done this not emptying bins week before xmas due to snow (good timing) and most people getting thier bins rejected when they came after xmas! fucking pathetic