Herbo747

Hey guys, check this out,
on ebay there is a wonderful device, a fake dump!!! check it out, there is even a video showing how "great" it is on a 1.1 saxo. The funniest part is... it is so flaming slow!!! Just y i dont get it!!!
Read some of the frequently asked quesions on the ebay listing like... will it make my car faster. truly hillarious!!!


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Saber-Fake-Dum...item23049713ac

check it out!!!

MadMac

They have been knocking about for a while... I just dont understand I really dont....

Herbo747

well the funniest thing about it is, eventually you are going to pull up to something on the lights after you merrily dumping your way past them only to recieve a right royal pasting!!! Y bloody do it!!!!

zetec-Sam

iTrader: (2)

thing is, even real dump valves get annoying going off if theyre set to at low rpm gear changes, so a speaker doing it is even worse

LHD220Turbo

iTrader: (4)

all that noise and no boost

callummarshall

reeeeeeeevvvvvvvvv sequek reeeeeevvvv squeeeek
i thought dump valves were suppost to make more of a pshhtttt noise

Herbo747

havn't you read the advertisement? thats the noise they make. lol.

callummarshall

i suppose in there world cats go woof and dogs go meow

ROADWARS

iTrader: (1)

all show an no go lol

Herbo747

all show and no go is an understatement!!!!

paul16v

Some lass once tried to give me a leaflet about one of these years ago at a show, total blank look from her when i tried to explain i had a real turbo car

callummarshall

rofl i think foke that have them dont actually know where the sound comes from

andyt

iTrader: (1)

this is a piss take right?

G950KDT

iTrader: (2)

afraid not andy theyre BIG sellers unfortunately!

Fiddy

they need to make an electronic 'coming on boost' thing that comes in before the electronic 'dump valve' (which incidentally sounds nothing like a dump valve).


Got to be one the most retarded and expensive things ive ever seen. id heard about these years ago, but id never seen one, that video is hillairious.

Fiddy

Are you serious ?

What type of backward, retarded, numb, dumb, thick, chavvy, brainless, window licking fuckwits are buying them ?

**caz**

oh dear

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nugnah

might try and fit one to one of the police cars in my station lol

jason

G950KDT

iTrader: (2)

have you seen the one in DT catalogue? £300 near enough for one! that makes noises and does fuck all but that, you could buy an RST engine for that, weekend fit it in and have the real thing for the price of it and still have change for a chinese and drive about!

my cousin wanted one on his 1.2 sxi corsa c, to say i laughed was an understatement i was on the floor laughing!

alangti

fpmsl what a waste of money and time and effort and money and shall i go on worthless piece of shite my dump valve is going in the bin when i get a plug for the hose as it is fookin annoying lol i can just imagine how annoying a speaker would be !!!!!!!!!!!!

Herbo747

must admit they are very funny, i had seen them before however never seen a video with one!!! brilliant!

cossiejay

i have heard one fitted to a escort cosworth replica must have been a good one sounded spot on apart from it went on to long it was a little black box with a micro switch on the accelerator pedal

rostill2007

chavtastic