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Old 09-12-2009, 08:34 PM
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roofies are naughty pills
Aren't those for people who are scared of heights? That's what Pardeep told me last time I caught him putting them in my cuppa' tea.

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did you fall asleep soon after and wake up with a soreness in your 'special' place?
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Originally Posted by Jessica.
did you fall asleep soon after and wake up with a soreness in your 'special' place?
I woke up on his roof replacing broken tiles as it happens. The whole experience was a very strange one, I must admit.

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I woke up on his roof replacing broken tiles as it happens. The whole experience was a very strange one, I must admit.

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odd indeed...but did you have a salty taste in your mouth and was your arse bleeding?
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odd indeed...but did you have a salty taste in your mouth and was your arse bleeding?
Apparently I slipped climbing up the roof and I sat on a screwdriver... When I say the roof, it was more like his loft if I'm honest. As for the salty taste, of course I did, I take it you've had a leaking roof too? The taste is horrible. Unlike any other rain I've ever tasted before. Don't worry though, his friends were filming the whole ordeal on camera, so we have evidence of just how bad it all was.

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permanantly angry
oooooooo i like it
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
odd indeed...but did you have a salty taste in your mouth and was your arse bleeding?

i have this problem but for some reason there is always a fiver tucked in my coat pocket?
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Originally Posted by Benni
Aren't those for people who are scared of heights? That's what Pardeep told me last time I caught him putting them in my cuppa' tea.

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Your such a cunt lol

You wanna explain why you were butt naked and bent over then before i had even put the roofie in your drink???
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when benni wakes up he's got a sore arse and a fivers been lifted from his wallet.
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Fiver, cheap bastards!

I know!woud not mind so much,but one time the bastard took Ł3 change out of my pocket!!!!
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Originally Posted by Pardeep
Your such a cunt lol

You wanna explain why you were butt naked and bent over then before i had even put the roofie in your drink???
Let me tell you something, I drank no roofie, mate. I knew all along I was about to get raped by a man who knew Karate and Origami, and the last thing I wanted was to be asleep throughout the whole experience. Like going to watch the boxing blindfolded, what's the point?


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Originally Posted by Benni
Let me tell you something, I drank no roofie, mate. I knew all along I was about to get raped by a man who knew Karate and Origami, and the last thing I wanted was to be asleep throughout the whole experience. Like going to watch the boxing blindfolded, what's the point?


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i prefer to be asleep
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
when benni wakes up he's got a sore arse and a fivers been lifted from his wallet.
If it counts, my Sister tried to borrow money off me once while I was asleep and leant over to get it off the bed, and the dog thought we were fighting and bit me. I lost a load of cash and had a sore thigh...

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Originally Posted by mechanic28
I know!woud not mind so much,but one time the bastard took Ł3 change out of my pocket!!!!

Obviously got a slack ring piece then!
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
when benni wakes up he's got a sore arse and a fivers been lifted from his wallet.

fpmsl!
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this thread is going down hill big time!
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Obviously got a slack ring piece then!

it is abit like a wizards sleeve
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Originally Posted by mechanic28
i prefer to be asleep
Start off with an epidural, and work your way to a natural rape... It's much better. It's very confusing for them when they think you are out for the count, and the next thing you whip out the ol' mobile and make a phone call.

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Originally Posted by mechanic28
this thread is going down hill big time!
It's going down quicker than Pardeep's victims after one of his special brews. If it's anything like his victims, he'll soon pick it back up again.

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Originally Posted by Benni
Start off with an epidural, and work your way to a natural rape... It's much better. It's very confusing for them when they think you are out for the count, and the next thing you whip out the ol' mobile and make a phone call.

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What if its my mum calling,dont think she will be happy listening to a bloke blowing his beans in the kitchen towel holder,while she is asking if i will be home in time for roast
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Bloody hell dont check this for 1 day and got 3 pages to catch up on lol. Who the hell put the tag "joy the maneater" pmsl well just to say i had a lovely date the other night, got on well, and hes even not done the typical and leave it 5 days b4 he called. called me the day after.
My mate when on a date yesterday, she went ice skating having a great time she then fell over and broke her leg, he took her to the hospital, while she was in xray he left a note with the nurse saying sorry its past my curfue my mum will ground me, lol hes was 23!!!
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Originally Posted by mechanic28
What if its my mum calling,dont think she will be happy listening to a bloke blowing his beans in the kitchen towel holder,while she is asking if i will be home in time for roast
It's probably your Mum who drugged you, so there's no worries there.

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Originally Posted by Benni
It's probably your Mum who drugged you, so there's no worries there.

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Funny you say that she always asks if i have got a spare fiver when i get back!
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Originally Posted by hairdresser_joy
Bloody hell dont check this for 1 day and got 3 pages to catch up on lol. Who the hell put the tag "joy the maneater" pmsl well just to say i had a lovely date the other night, got on well, and hes even not done the typical and leave it 5 days b4 he called. called me the day after.
My mate when on a date yesterday, she went ice skating having a great time she then fell over and broke her leg, he took her to the hospital, while she was in xray he left a note with the nurse saying sorry its past my curfue my mum will ground me, lol hes was 23!!!
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Afpmsl @ Curfue... Does his mum look like this?




'Joy is the Devil, boy, the Devil'.
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Originally Posted by hairdresser_joy
Bloody hell dont check this for 1 day and got 3 pages to catch up on lol. Who the hell put the tag "joy the maneater" pmsl well just to say i had a lovely date the other night, got on well, and hes even not done the typical and leave it 5 days b4 he called. called me the day after.
My mate when on a date yesterday, she went ice skating having a great time she then fell over and broke her leg, he took her to the hospital, while she was in xray he left a note with the nurse saying sorry its past my curfue my mum will ground me, lol hes was 23!!!
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Originally Posted by Benni
Afpmsl @ Curfue... Does his mum look like this?




'Joy is the Devil, boy, the Devil'.








FPMSL!
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Funny you say that she always asks if i have got a spare fiver when i get back!
It all makes sense...
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Originally Posted by Benni
Afpmsl @ Curfue... Does his mum look like this?




'Joy is the Devil, boy, the Devil'.
Pmsl. I aint the devil, i just have the oufit and bit horny at times!
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Originally Posted by hairdresser_joy
Pmsl. I aint the devil, i just have the oufit and bit horny at times!

She aint lying either i tell ya!
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She aint lying either i tell ya!
Hehe u know u love it
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Originally Posted by Benni
It all makes sense...

Thinking about it,this all started years ago!remember that you could win a Ł10 note in kitkats?well i won oneit was all wrapped up like a golden ticket in a wonker bar!Was well pleased run into the kitchen shouting mum,mum look what i won!

She took it off me and said thats hers

Little did i know the seeds were sown there and then
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Originally Posted by hairdresser_joy
Hehe u know u love it
it frightens me sometimes
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Originally Posted by hairdresser_joy
Pmsl. I aint the devil, i just have the oufit and bit horny at times!
You are the devil... All woman are the devil. Mom, Mom, Momm, Ma Mom, Ma Momma' said that all Woman are the devil. Would you like a glass of H20?

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it frightens me sometimes
hehe u frighten me aswell wiv ur pitchfork! pmsl
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Originally Posted by mechanic28
Thinking about it,this all started years ago!remember that you could win a Ł10 note in kitkats?well i won oneit was all wrapped up like a golden ticket in a wonker bar!Was well pleased run into the kitchen shouting mum,mum look what i won!

She took it off me and said thats hers

Little did i know the seeds were sown there and then
Woman ey, you can't win. I bet you ran all the way home from the shop you bought it from too, just to show your Uncle Joe?

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Originally Posted by hairdresser_joy
hehe u frighten me aswell wiv ur pitchfork! pmsl

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Originally Posted by Benni
Woman ey, you can't win. I bet you ran all the way home from the shop you bought it from too, just to show your Uncle Joe?

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seems you have experienced the same thing benni
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seems you have experienced the same thing benni
It's a big like Christmas. All kids get done by one big lie I'm afraid.

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Originally Posted by Benni
It's a big like Christmas. All kids get done by one big lie I'm afraid.

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true!father christmas gave me a fiver as well!
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