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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
Start off with an epidural, and work your way to a natural rape... It's much better. It's very confusing for them when they think you are out for the count, and the next thing you whip out the ol' mobile and make a phone call.

Benni.

What if its my mum calling,dont think she will be happy listening to a bloke blowing his beans in the kitchen towel holder,while she is asking if i will be home in time for roast

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