Aren't those for people who are scared of heights? That's what Pardeep told me last time I caught him putting them in my cuppa' tea.

Benni.

 

did you fall asleep soon after and wake up with a soreness in your 'special' place?

 

I woke up on his roof replacing broken tiles as it happens. The whole experience was a very strange one, I must admit.

Benni.

 

odd indeed...but did you have a salty taste in your mouth and was your arse bleeding?

 

Apparently I slipped climbing up the roof and I sat on a screwdriver... When I say the roof, it was more like his loft if I'm honest. As for the salty taste, of course I did, I take it you've had a leaking roof too? The taste is horrible. Unlike any other rain I've ever tasted before. Don't worry though, his friends were filming the whole ordeal on camera, so we have evidence of just how bad it all was.

Benni.

 

oooooooo i like it

 

i have this problem but for some reason there is always a fiver tucked in my coat pocket?

 

Your such a cunt lol

You wanna explain why you were butt naked and bent over then before i had even put the roofie in your drink???

 

Fiver, cheap bastards!

 

when benni wakes up he's got a sore arse and a fivers been lifted from his wallet.

 

I know!woud not mind so much,but one time the bastard took Ł3 change out of my pocket!!!!

 

Let me tell you something, I drank no roofie, mate. I knew all along I was about to get raped by a man who knew Karate and Origami, and the last thing I wanted was to be asleep throughout the whole experience. Like going to watch the boxing blindfolded, what's the point?


Benni.

 

i prefer to be asleep

 

If it counts, my Sister tried to borrow money off me once while I was asleep and leant over to get it off the bed, and the dog thought we were fighting and bit me. I lost a load of cash and had a sore thigh...

Benni.

 

Obviously got a slack ring piece then!

 

fpmsl!

 

this thread is going down hill big time!

 

it is abit like a wizards sleeve

 

Start off with an epidural, and work your way to a natural rape... It's much better. It's very confusing for them when they think you are out for the count, and the next thing you whip out the ol' mobile and make a phone call.

Benni.

 

It's going down quicker than Pardeep's victims after one of his special brews. If it's anything like his victims, he'll soon pick it back up again.

Benni.

 

What if its my mum calling,dont think she will be happy listening to a bloke blowing his beans in the kitchen towel holder,while she is asking if i will be home in time for roast

 

Bloody hell dont check this for 1 day and got 3 pages to catch up on lol. Who the hell put the tag "joy the maneater" pmsl well just to say i had a lovely date the other night, got on well, and hes even not done the typical and leave it 5 days b4 he called. called me the day after.
My mate when on a date yesterday, she went ice skating having a great time she then fell over and broke her leg, he took her to the hospital, while she was in xray he left a note with the nurse saying sorry its past my curfue my mum will ground me, lol hes was 23!!!
Also plentyoffish website iv joined lol no harm in looking!

 

It's probably your Mum who drugged you, so there's no worries there.

Benni.

 

Funny you say that she always asks if i have got a spare fiver when i get back!

 

Afpmsl @ Curfue... Does his mum look like this?




'Joy is the Devil, boy, the Devil'.

 

 

FPMSL!

 

It all makes sense...

 

Pmsl. I aint the devil, i just have the oufit and bit horny at times!

 

She aint lying either i tell ya!

 

Hehe u know u love it

 

Thinking about it,this all started years ago!remember that you could win a Ł10 note in kitkats?well i won oneit was all wrapped up like a golden ticket in a wonker bar!Was well pleased run into the kitchen shouting mum,mum look what i won!

She took it off me and said thats hers

Little did i know the seeds were sown there and then

 

it frightens me sometimes

 

You are the devil... All woman are the devil. Mom, Mom, Momm, Ma Mom, Ma Momma' said that all Woman are the devil. Would you like a glass of H20?

Benni.

 

hehe u frighten me aswell wiv ur pitchfork! pmsl

 

Woman ey, you can't win. I bet you ran all the way home from the shop you bought it from too, just to show your Uncle Joe?

Benni.

 

fpmsl

 

seems you have experienced the same thing benni

 

It's a big like Christmas. All kids get done by one big lie I'm afraid.

Benni.

 

true!father christmas gave me a fiver as well!