Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping.


Simply dropping into ASDA for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. It's happened to me personally.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.

They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift home.

You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing and both get completely naked.

Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you. While you are distracted, the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen on August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also September 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th twice yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend.

P.S. Tesco's have wallets on sale for £1.99 each but ASDA are £1.75 and look better

 

posted earlier today, old but funny.

 

where is this asda mate i have lots of spare wallets lol

 

Lol

 

lol

 

That's a good one.

 

lol, good one

 

What happens if you only got a 2 seater, does that mean you get off with one and the other can go nick someone's else wallet?

 

lol.

 

that joke's older than i am

 

Haha, still quality though

Big-Dan.