crash&burn

could you please clear up a little argument we are having on a two or more line road the lane nearest the middle is the outside is the out side and nearest the kerb is the inside or is it the other way around please help as i need the wifes to shut up

RSTurboSI

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UK - Far right hand lane is the fast lane. Outside lane.
UK - Middle of both on a 3 way carriage way is the middle lane
Uk - Far left hand lane is the slow lane. Inside lane.

NOT UK - Far left hand lane is the fast lane. Outside lane
NOT UK - Middle lane is middle lane.
NOT UK - Far right hand lane is slow lane. Inside lane


So all in all.

Inside is closest to the curb. Outside lane is closest to the center of the carriageway

james kiely

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just tell her to shut up


cheers james

crash&burn

:c lap::cla p:


she is fookin wrecking me

crash&burn

thanks mate the wife's are now on special duties for being dumb asses

james kiely

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i m goin into the kitchen now mate to tell my wife to shut up too, just in case she starts talking to me [again]


cheers james

RSTurboSI

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I suppose i best ring the be-ach and tell her! Dont speak! because your wrong.
Just incase she starts a convo of Im right your wrong

mechanic28

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How the hell did this argument come about in the first place lol!

james kiely

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she spoke outa turn


cheers james

phil4x4saph

Just to be a grumpy old man cos I'm in a pedantic mood, there is no "fast" or "slow" lane.
You should be in the left hand lane unless you are overtaking. Middle and right hand lanes are overtaking lanes.

crash&burn

my mates around with his mrs who is taking her test you know the type knows it all she's had 2 lessons mind . then you add my mrs and you know what it's like when they pair up and sink there fookin teeth in tell ya a pitbulls fook all on um any how that is that

mechanic28

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I see i am sure they is cleaning or ironing they could both crack on with

crash&burn

i was thinking more like a rocker cover and strut brace to be polishing

mechanic28

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let me see the results of that,if they are good enough they can come and do mine

crash&burn

it'll cost you a go in your car

james kiely

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let her do the rocker cover first mate ,if its not up to scratch whack her with the strut brace,problem solved


cheers james

crash&burn

i might tell her to do it and hit her anyway just because i can

mechanic28

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done deal!although i require evidence first !

mechanic28

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Now this man talks sense lol

james kiely

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thanks mate ,i feel its a subject i can talk about with confidence

crash&burn