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08-10-2009, 11:45 AM
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lol all good banter i must admit!
08-10-2009, 11:45 AM
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Chip isn't interested as she is clearly not wearing a school uniform in that picture.
Im sure one could be easily added, and lets face it a shirt tied off at the waist showing those tits wouldnt look half bad
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However because he isn't interested
Its not that im not interested, more that Im scared of the consequences of trying, and im also aware that the risk of success is low anyway, the maths just dont work for it to be worth me trying it on.
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he is determined that nobody else should get to play with her so called "honkers".
You couldnt be more wrong, after all I have mens room access so its in my interest for someone to get in there with her
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Psycho-Analyse this bit Chip; "You're a seedy fucker!"
Analysis not required, statement is correct.
08-10-2009, 11:48 AM
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Nice car,
nice bod and face.
I wouldnt want to over commit yourself at this stage in case you are quoted later on, it could be a "myspace crop" dont forget.
08-10-2009, 11:49 AM
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You couldnt be more wrong, after all I have mens room access so its in my interest for someone to get in there with her
In which case it is not only in your interests but all of our interests that it's JohnnyB that gets with her!
08-10-2009, 11:50 AM
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In which case it is not only in your interests but all of our interests that it's JohnnyB that gets with her!
FPMSL
Never a truer word spoken
Doesnt even matter if she has a husband then either, as Jonnyb's mrs will soon distract him
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08-10-2009, 11:51 AM
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always a quality day when chip is not busy at work lol
p.s I still think my chat up line was the best!
08-10-2009, 12:03 PM
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I wouldnt want to over commit yourself at this stage in case you are quoted later on, it could be a "myspace crop" dont forget.
you win. i couldnt think of a way to slag Graham's comment without sounding nasty
I think we'll soon have an attack by people who think big bra numbers are the best
08-10-2009, 12:05 PM
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Low numbers & big letters FTMFW!
08-10-2009, 12:06 PM
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Low numbers & big letters FTMFW!
Acceptable ranges
28-34
C-G
Thank you please
08-10-2009, 12:07 PM
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tags - "show her your roof chip"
i just lol'd for real in the office
08-10-2009, 12:08 PM
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28?
eeewwww, thats too far the other way
30-36
C-G
08-10-2009, 12:10 PM
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I was giving 28 the benefit of the doubt
If it's any consolation i feel the same about the 36
Well maybe.
I almost put 36 with a *disclaimer that it could only be on D and above.
08-10-2009, 12:12 PM
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I was giving 28 the benefit of the doubt
If it's any consolation i feel the same about the 36
Well maybe.
I almost put 36 with a *disclaimer that it could only be on D and above.
Yeah I was going to do the same with allowing a B cup but only for a 30.
Can we agree on the following then as a defnitive answer for acceptables:
30
B-D
32
C-DD
34
C-F
36
D-G
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08-10-2009, 12:15 PM
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Best read on here for ages. Beats someone moaning about their shitty life whilst doing nothing to maker it any better
PMSL @ FTMFW
Love the tags at the bottom. However I think you might have scared her off
08-10-2009, 12:15 PM
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Yeah I was going to do the same with allowing a B cup but only for a 30.
I'm not quite sold but yeah we're pretty much there
Another rule of thumb, never go out with a girl whose jeans you can fit into. Scary thought.
08-10-2009, 12:16 PM
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"lambchop fucks anorexics"
Absolutely FPMSL, hardly but cheers
08-10-2009, 12:17 PM
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I'm not quite sold but yeah we're pretty much there
There is the very occasional 38 exception too, sarah here potentially being a case in point.
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Another rule of thumb, never go out with a girl whose jeans you can fit into. Scary thought.
+1
08-10-2009, 12:18 PM
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"lambchop fucks anorexics"
Absolutely FPMSL, hardly but cheers
well 28, even by my standards thats too small, so I figured it deserved a tag
08-10-2009, 12:18 PM
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Absolutely PMSL at that chop
08-10-2009, 12:19 PM
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There is the very occasional 38 exception too, sarah here potentially being a case in point.
1st instinct NO WAY.
Point 2 - I did actually wonder this too so maybe
08-10-2009, 12:20 PM
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well 28, even by my standards thats too small, so I figured it deserved a tag
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True though mate! Cant think where i heard it but whoever it was was fucking clever
08-10-2009, 12:20 PM
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The makings of an epic thread.
@ chip, might have scared her off though!
08-10-2009, 12:20 PM
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1st instinct NO WAY.
Point 2 - I did actually wonder this too so maybe
I think when the hair / teeth / face etc are spot on and its immacurately presented makeup and dress sense wise, and of course with the priviso that the tits are off the scale on the mahoosive end, a 38 can just about work.
Very rare occasion though of course!
08-10-2009, 12:21 PM
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The makings of an epic thread.
@ chip, might have scared her off though!
She hasnt been online since 11:48 apparently, so hasnt seen the thread in its current state yet
08-10-2009, 12:22 PM
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The makings of an epic thread.
@ chip, might have scared her off though!
[stereotype mode on]
I've got a feeling she'll be a fiesty chick that can hold her own and take the banter.
It's usually the fat and/or emo types that aren't pretty that get the hump and can't banter.
[/stereotype off]
08-10-2009, 12:24 PM
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[stereotype mode on]
Agreed, looks like the sort who wont let a bit of banter phase her!
At the end of the day she is a good looking bird from essex who is into RS's and got huge tits, lets face it in the average night out down southend she will have had to fend off more pricks than you find at a tory party conference.
08-10-2009, 12:25 PM
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Hope so, might get some pics in the mens room of those fun bags. nomnomnom
08-10-2009, 12:26 PM
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MASSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
08-10-2009, 12:28 PM
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MASSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Respek.
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08-10-2009, 12:28 PM
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Yeah I was going to do the same with allowing a B cup but only for a 30.
Chip I have corrected/updated this for you mate.
08-10-2009, 12:38 PM
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Having seen the photo i'd like to pierce her chocolate tea towel holder untill it looks like a busted blood orange
Welcome to PF
08-10-2009, 12:40 PM
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Chip I have corrected/updated this for you mate.
Im of the opinion once you get past G, it starts looking silly
08-10-2009, 12:41 PM
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08-10-2009, 12:48 PM
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She reminds me of that 'in bed with faith' girl
08-10-2009, 12:50 PM
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Im of the opinion once you get past G, it starts looking silly
Thats only down to the fact that a woman without visible knees is bound to look ridiculous!
08-10-2009, 01:01 PM
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Funny thread lol
08-10-2009, 02:16 PM
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FPMSl @ the way this threads gone !
08-10-2009, 02:16 PM
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Yeah some proper funny Tag's LOL!!!
08-10-2009, 02:43 PM
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Seriously some blokes on here must never get out
Funny that earlier there was a newbie thread (male) showing just below this one in recents threads which was from 4 days ago and had 8 replies. An average girl puts one up and gets over 100 in less than 5hours
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