Bird in labour, shouting the usual stuff; "get this out of me", "give me the drugs."
She turns to her husband and says "you did this to me you bastard"
He casually replies "If you remember, i wanted to stick it up your arse but you said fuck off itll be too painfull! not laughing now are we"

 

LOL

 

fpmls

 

pmsl...nice one..on that note im going to bed now as no one is calling me names i think i can now sleep tonight..cheers danny

 

You've pissed your laughing self?

 

nite cunt face x

 

cunt

 

no he's fucking pimples.

 

 

now i cant sleep!!! lol..cunts