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02-09-2009, 11:24 PM
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Does anyone fancy a bum? Not Chip though as he'll want a full proposal including dimensions of my asshole so he can calculate how many fingers he'll need to slide in with his cock for me to feel anything.
I love PassionFord, it keeps me off the streets and makes it look as though I am spending my day on the computer in such a constructive manner.
I think a Passionford without Chimp would be mind numbingly boring and would not include my daily reccomended allowance of numbers.
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I love PassionFord, it keeps me off the streets and makes it look as though I am spending my day on the computer in such a constructive manner.
I think a Passionford without Chimp would be mind numbingly boring and would not include my daily reccomended allowance of numbers.
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03-09-2009, 02:09 AM
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lol brilliant 
Thats the third time ive spat drink over my PC reading one of your posts Mr Astley, your going to owe me a monitor soon.
Thats the third time ive spat drink over my PC reading one of your posts Mr Astley, your going to owe me a monitor soon.
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03-09-2009, 06:34 AM
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Does anyone fancy a bum? Not Chip though as he'll want a full proposal including dimensions of my asshole so he can calculate how many fingers he'll need to slide in with his cock for me to feel anything.
I love PassionFord, it keeps me off the streets and makes it look as though I am spending my day on the computer in such a constructive manner.
I think a Passionford without Chimp would be mind numbingly boring and would not include my daily reccomended allowance of numbers.
Love
Me.
I love PassionFord, it keeps me off the streets and makes it look as though I am spending my day on the computer in such a constructive manner.
I think a Passionford without Chimp would be mind numbingly boring and would not include my daily reccomended allowance of numbers.
Love
Me.
Can see where the PF builders are coming from, but can also see that if the owner is happy with it and feels safe to be under the roof then so be it.
03-09-2009, 06:56 AM
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chip,
on my garage 8m x 5m i have 9"x2" beams over the 5m span, and they are about 1m spacing
i have had several inch's of snow on them and i've had several peoepl walking on them
just giving what my mate (builder) wanted me to fit when he was doing it
on my garage 8m x 5m i have 9"x2" beams over the 5m span, and they are about 1m spacing
i have had several inch's of snow on them and i've had several peoepl walking on them
just giving what my mate (builder) wanted me to fit when he was doing it
03-09-2009, 10:00 AM
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Alan, read again please i never said that at all. My reasons were for personal insults. He seems to know the score yes but chucking insults towards people helping out is pety in my eyes. Also Chip locked his thred so that should have been that, but Lee had to start a new thread to carry it on. All very petty and not looking very profesional on his part for someone who seems toi be very work proud.
03-09-2009, 10:26 AM
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If It were my money, I would have bought 2 of these, modified them slightly so they fit together either side by side or one behind the other, you will then have a huge either 40' x 10' space or 20' x 20' space to work in, you could have built them in a long weekend, and they will still be standing in 20 years.
http://www.waltons.co.uk/001Modularworkshop
Oh, and it will be a damn sight cheaper too!
http://www.waltons.co.uk/001Modularworkshop
Oh, and it will be a damn sight cheaper too!
03-09-2009, 10:37 AM
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All this banter about a thread I cant even find.
Has it been moved somewhere for fear or scarring our fragile little minds?
Shame as I like big building projects. I know fuck all about building myself but love to see it. Grand Designs et.al...
Rough farm-type stuff is even better, where necessity is the mother of bodging.
Has it been moved somewhere for fear or scarring our fragile little minds?
Shame as I like big building projects. I know fuck all about building myself but love to see it. Grand Designs et.al...
Rough farm-type stuff is even better, where necessity is the mother of bodging.
03-09-2009, 03:33 PM
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What really got me was the name calling, of possible Chips friends helping in this build. If you Lee, if you were a building inspector slate the build on a profesional basis for the said local council and state, or a second opinion ' Shadrock Dingle '. This to me was pretty offensive plus one or two other posts. Face to face this would not have happned and may have come across to far. Maybe where the thread was locked. Ok slating but getting personal on personal. NO.
Chip is reaping what hes sown over the years on the forum, a bit of harmless piss take, and the building hes created is well worthy of the piss being taken!
03-09-2009, 03:40 PM
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John, Lee's posts did seem somewhat unprofessional for someone who claimed to be replying in a professional capacity, they have nothing of any use to me like some calculations showing how much snow it would or wont take etc, and contain plenty of name calling and bitching, I dont personally mind a bit of bitching and banter, but I at least try to intermingle it with a bit of something I feel will help the person in question generally.
To then drag it on into another thread after that one was shut, seemed even more like he was just desperate to bitch for the sake of it TBH
Like you say, seems out of character for how I have previously pictured Lee, but then I only "know" him from on here and the internet always was a lousy way to assess anyone, lol
To then drag it on into another thread after that one was shut, seemed even more like he was just desperate to bitch for the sake of it TBH
Like you say, seems out of character for how I have previously pictured Lee, but then I only "know" him from on here and the internet always was a lousy way to assess anyone, lol
03-09-2009, 03:43 PM
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From the man who's shamed and dished out 100’s of know it all arrogant tongue lashings to 100's of people on car forums over the years and when he finally cocks up himself guess what.... he can’t take the heat/shame/banter or whatever you want to call it and locks the thread.
for ONCE you've shown your true colours Chip
The man who's never wrong, not a nice feature in a person
for ONCE you've shown your true colours Chip
The man who's never wrong, not a nice feature in a person
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03-09-2009, 03:43 PM
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bloody brilliant, some posts in this and the original thread have really made me laugh!!! I'm in the building game so feel i'm qualified to comment. Besides its a public forum so why the hell not.
The quality of workman ship ( as lee reynolds rightly points out ) is bloody terrible. certainly not the correct way to do things. I mean come on, who sits an RSJ on a replica of the leaning tower of piza??
After reading these thread the following thoughts spring to mind......
Will the structure fall down and kill someone??... seriously doubt it
Are brazilian slum shacks built to a higher standard??... probably
Has chip spat his dummy out the pram because he's been dug out??...... most definately!!
Its nice not to be wrong most of the time but its gotta happen some times, so closing a thread because the tables have turned on you for once is a bloody childish thing to do. Anyways really made me laugh. When i have my extention built i know who i'll be calling, shadracks shacks ltd!!! lol
The quality of workman ship ( as lee reynolds rightly points out ) is bloody terrible. certainly not the correct way to do things. I mean come on, who sits an RSJ on a replica of the leaning tower of piza??
After reading these thread the following thoughts spring to mind......
Will the structure fall down and kill someone??... seriously doubt it
Are brazilian slum shacks built to a higher standard??... probably
Has chip spat his dummy out the pram because he's been dug out??...... most definately!!
Its nice not to be wrong most of the time but its gotta happen some times, so closing a thread because the tables have turned on you for once is a bloody childish thing to do. Anyways really made me laugh. When i have my extention built i know who i'll be calling, shadracks shacks ltd!!! lol
03-09-2009, 05:06 PM
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From the man who's shamed and dished out 100’s of know it all arrogant tongue lashings to 100's of people on car forums over the years and when he finally cocks up himself guess what.... he can’t take the heat/shame/banter or whatever you want to call it and locks the thread.
for ONCE you've shown your true colours Chip
The man who's never wrong, not a nice feature in a person
for ONCE you've shown your true colours Chip
The man who's never wrong, not a nice feature in a person
Thats why everyone is laughing.. the man who is never wrong, proudly showing one of the most bodged buildings ever seen. If this was a car build by someone else,he would be ripping into it with his sheep His last word this time is not the annoying continuous bollocks until people give up, he cannot handle the heat and has quit
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03-09-2009, 05:46 PM
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Can't see it falling down in a hurry, no doubt be cracks etc as a warning something's on the move anyway if it did.
It's somewhere to keep the rain and wind off for a year or two, which I'd put money on it doing.
03-09-2009, 05:56 PM
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So true Thats why everyone is laughing.. the man who is never wrong, proudly showing one of the most bodged buildings ever seen. If this was a car build by someone else,he would be ripping into it with his sheep His last word this time is not the annoying continuous bollocks until people give up, he cannot handle the heat and has quit
Thats why everyone is laughing.. the man who is never wrong, proudly showing one of the most bodged buildings ever seen. If this was a car build by someone else,he would be ripping into it with his sheep His last word this time is not the annoying continuous bollocks until people give up, he cannot handle the heat and has quit PMSL at Shadracks shacks ltd
No kidding, i was going to put that pic up again with 'Shadracks Ranshacks' but as i got done off John i didnt bother roflmao
03-09-2009, 06:01 PM
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it does seem a lot of work to go to not to do it right in the first place. you wont get specific figures and formulas for the breaking point of a natural grown product unless your buying structural graded timbers and even then theyll only tell you theyve passed a certain level of testing. obviously testing something to destruction then renders it fucking useless as no 2 bits will be the same.the experience and opinion of a time served tradesman who does this sort of work day in day out will count for more than research done by someone that doesnt know anything for sure as i learned during my college years that text book and real life can be miles apart.
they will sag over time which will likely also cause water to collect causing more sagging etc.
so in summary you wont know when theyre going to break until they do
they will sag over time which will likely also cause water to collect causing more sagging etc.
so in summary you wont know when theyre going to break until they do
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03-09-2009, 06:16 PM
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bloody brilliant, some posts in this and the original thread have really made me laugh!!! I'm in the building game so feel i'm qualified to comment. Besides its a public forum so why the hell not.
The quality of workman ship ( as lee reynolds rightly points out ) is bloody terrible. certainly not the correct way to do things. I mean come on, who sits an RSJ on a replica of the leaning tower of piza??
After reading these thread the following thoughts spring to mind......
Will the structure fall down and kill someone??... seriously doubt it
Are brazilian slum shacks built to a higher standard??... probably
Has chip spat his dummy out the pram because he's been dug out??...... most definately!!
Its nice not to be wrong most of the time but its gotta happen some times, so closing a thread because the tables have turned on you for once is a bloody childish thing to do. Anyways really made me laugh. When i have my extention built i know who i'll be calling, shadracks shacks ltd!!! lol
The quality of workman ship ( as lee reynolds rightly points out ) is bloody terrible. certainly not the correct way to do things. I mean come on, who sits an RSJ on a replica of the leaning tower of piza??
After reading these thread the following thoughts spring to mind......
Will the structure fall down and kill someone??... seriously doubt it
Are brazilian slum shacks built to a higher standard??... probably
Has chip spat his dummy out the pram because he's been dug out??...... most definately!!
Its nice not to be wrong most of the time but its gotta happen some times, so closing a thread because the tables have turned on you for once is a bloody childish thing to do. Anyways really made me laugh. When i have my extention built i know who i'll be calling, shadracks shacks ltd!!! lol
Funny couple of threads for sure.
03-09-2009, 09:37 PM
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chip is building a workshop
well, chips assciates are building the workshop
chips posted some pics up of the progress
the pictures show some "interesting" blockwork amongst other things
chip doens't give a shit
peole have slagged him off
chips gone home with his ball
everyone else is now taking the piss
there are some other aspects to it involving some charachter from emberdale farm and lee has lost any business he was going to get from johns mum, but you'd really have to read the thread for that
and don't forget dan's helpfull pictures illustrating who and what and hwo things have been progressing
well, chips assciates are building the workshop
chips posted some pics up of the progress
the pictures show some "interesting" blockwork amongst other things
chip doens't give a shit
peole have slagged him off
chips gone home with his ball
everyone else is now taking the piss
there are some other aspects to it involving some charachter from emberdale farm and lee has lost any business he was going to get from johns mum, but you'd really have to read the thread for that
and don't forget dan's helpfull pictures illustrating who and what and hwo things have been progressing
03-09-2009, 09:41 PM
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chip is building a workshop
well, chips assciates are building the workshop
chips posted some pics up of the progress
the pictures show some "interesting" blockwork amongst other things
chip doens't give a shit
peole have slagged him off
chips gone home with his ball
everyone else is now taking the piss
there are some other aspects to it involving some charachter from emberdale farm and lee has lost any business he was going to get from johns mum, but you'd really have to read the thread for that
and don't forget dan's helpfull pictures illustrating who and what and hwo things have been progressing
well, chips assciates are building the workshop
chips posted some pics up of the progress
the pictures show some "interesting" blockwork amongst other things
chip doens't give a shit
peole have slagged him off
chips gone home with his ball
everyone else is now taking the piss
there are some other aspects to it involving some charachter from emberdale farm and lee has lost any business he was going to get from johns mum, but you'd really have to read the thread for that
and don't forget dan's helpfull pictures illustrating who and what and hwo things have been progressing
Some would say it's just as well he took his ball home. Kicking that about in their could have led to a serious injury.Benni.
03-09-2009, 09:47 PM
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03-09-2009, 09:47 PM
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Cant beleive i have JUST spotted this thread and Chip getting the arse,pmsl.....love it
"Team Lee" for me
PMSL @ Some people saying..."I was going to reccomend Lee to so and so....But not now he has typed something on the internet"
Im sure you wont sleep tonight Lee............
"Team Lee" for me
PMSL @ Some people saying..."I was going to reccomend Lee to so and so....But not now he has typed something on the internet"
Im sure you wont sleep tonight Lee............
03-09-2009, 09:49 PM
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