Hit and Run LMAO
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Hit and Run LMAO
LMAO i really can't believe people of my culture who call themselves religious and always do right things and never wrong!
Sunday between 12 and 4am a mate of mine was awoken by a very loud bang and got up to look out the window, only to see that someone has smashed into the driver side front of his Merc and did the off. So he's gone downstairs and outside to check the car and finds Mr Singh stopped up the road cos his car couldn't turn the wheel as the bumper had been pushed in.
So my mate Chris has walked up and taken Mr Singh's keys from the ignition and told him to follow him back to the house. My mate put Mr Singh's keys in the porch while he went to go get a Pen and Paper to exchange details. Mr Singh then walks into the porch grabs his keys, runs back to the car and drives off.
Mate called the police and within 10 minutes they caught him and also found that the car wasn't taxed or Insured. But here is the best part of it Mr Singh is someone we knew. He is loaded and Dojj may even know him. So there is no excuse to why the car had no Insurance or Tax. Turns out he was the father of the guy who owns 'Virdi Ferrari Garage' in Hayes.
The best part of it is the fact that when i was a kid he always use to preach to us about Sikhism and that we should follow our holy book and never cut corner cos it will spin back round and knee you in the bollocks. And today i haven't stopped giggling
Sunday between 12 and 4am a mate of mine was awoken by a very loud bang and got up to look out the window, only to see that someone has smashed into the driver side front of his Merc and did the off. So he's gone downstairs and outside to check the car and finds Mr Singh stopped up the road cos his car couldn't turn the wheel as the bumper had been pushed in.
So my mate Chris has walked up and taken Mr Singh's keys from the ignition and told him to follow him back to the house. My mate put Mr Singh's keys in the porch while he went to go get a Pen and Paper to exchange details. Mr Singh then walks into the porch grabs his keys, runs back to the car and drives off.
Mate called the police and within 10 minutes they caught him and also found that the car wasn't taxed or Insured. But here is the best part of it Mr Singh is someone we knew. He is loaded and Dojj may even know him. So there is no excuse to why the car had no Insurance or Tax. Turns out he was the father of the guy who owns 'Virdi Ferrari Garage' in Hayes.
The best part of it is the fact that when i was a kid he always use to preach to us about Sikhism and that we should follow our holy book and never cut corner cos it will spin back round and knee you in the bollocks. And today i haven't stopped giggling
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Takes all kinds mate, often those preaching have the most to hide.
My old man used to look after properties for a catholic priest, then one day a guy comes in and says put them all on the market, turns out he was getting jiggy with the little boys in the chior and was heading out of the country in a hurry - wont the first and wont be the last.
My old man used to look after properties for a catholic priest, then one day a guy comes in and says put them all on the market, turns out he was getting jiggy with the little boys in the chior and was heading out of the country in a hurry - wont the first and wont be the last.
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I find the people who have the need to preach about how people should behave are usually the ones who should take a lesson out of their own book.
And I also know, the richer people they are, the bigger crooks they are. Its how they got rich in the first place as its too bloody hard to make a honest pound in this country.
And I also know, the richer people they are, the bigger crooks they are. Its how they got rich in the first place as its too bloody hard to make a honest pound in this country.
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I find the people who have the need to preach about how people should behave are usually the ones who should take a lesson out of their own book.
And I also know, the richer people they are, the bigger crooks they are. Its how they got rich in the first place as its too bloody hard to make a honest pound in this country.
And I also know, the richer people they are, the bigger crooks they are. Its how they got rich in the first place as its too bloody hard to make a honest pound in this country.
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Makes me laugh with the christians, so long as you confess your sins you are forgiven, so just do as you like and say sorry afterwards!!
I'm not religious in anyway at all, my sis in law is HINDU, and she says "can't be bothered with all that praying crap", she only does it when her parents stay!!
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I'm not religious in anyway at all, my sis in law is HINDU, and she says "can't be bothered with all that praying crap", she only does it when her parents stay!!
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Makes me laugh with the christians, so long as you confess your sins you are forgiven, so just do as you like and say sorry afterwards!!
I'm not religious in anyway at all, my sis in law is HINDU, and she says "can't be bothered with all that praying crap", she only does it when her parents stay!!
tabetha
I'm not religious in anyway at all, my sis in law is HINDU, and she says "can't be bothered with all that praying crap", she only does it when her parents stay!!
tabetha
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