a week ago i was ready to drive off into the sunset and not come back because i'd had enough of virtually everything, i was looking into floging the house and going to live in aus with my brother

and yet, virtually a week later, her i am, just bursting with happiness as the wrold is back on track again

a fair few people deserve plenty of these :bowdown :

and a a few more deserve some of these

and some others also deserve these

so, if you are reading this and not realised you had won one of the above, help yourselves

i can't tell you all the news just yet, but it's just stuff that possibly only one person can relate to here, and they know who they are as we've spoken before a while ago

thank you everyone for some you've made my day for some you've made my week and for others, you may have just made my decade

if i could tell you about it, i would, but it's a bit personal so i can't, i'm just going to string you along with being happy

 

What is your job anyway?

If I remember right you are controller for a few vans or something?

 

He's PassionFord's very own Chief Waffler of Complete & Utter Daily Bollocks!!!!

 

yup, just little old me, sitting in an office doing stuff when stuff needs to be done, not doing stuff when it doesn't need to be done, i could rattle off a few things i do but there is no point as i'm happy

and you chip, were one of the people who helped so thanks

 

This is pretty high on your "useless topics" list i reckon mate.

 

Hulk Hogan's making a comeback and he's just got a tattoo of you on his forehead?

i'm close aren't I?

 

i'll phone vince right now

nah, it's about going through tough times and then getting out of the other side, like going on holiday and then coming back to life and everything being better

 

Fuck me have next door managed to park on their driveway properly?

 

the council sent them a letter saying that if they abused their disabled bay they would have no option but to remove that privelige

and it's been well back from the line ever since

 

No he realised that the 'skip' that was in the way wasn’t actually a skip, but it was his car that his wife had moved

 

Well i'm glad you've made it through tough times mate sometime's time is the best healer!!

Plus if you weren't on here I don't think i'd be half as entertained as I am!!

 

unless you feel it for yourself, it's very hard to explain

and no, i've not been on the funny pills of been the victim of a gas leak

i got up this morning just as normal and, thoughout the day it's been fine and dandy, but a while ago i had this euphoria moment where everything felt just great, all my senses sharpened up, the air i was breathing felt cleaner, my body felt more alive, my mind felt a lot clearer, i lost that slouch in my shoulders i've had for a whle, everything just became so much more "real" it felt like i'd come out a cave deep underground where i was living an artificial life and have emerged into the real world, sort of like taking the red pill

 

Dojj, can i ask you 2 questions? - this aint one of them

Do you really know Vince or are you joking?

and

Why the fuck do you have Sportacus from Lazytown in your Avatar?

 

..How much is an eighth of what ever you've been smoking? xD

 

as far as i can resonably accertain, vince knows of me, although i can't say i know him personally or anything like that, he is aware that, several times, i made references on the internet that he has permited to be factored into his shows

so, somehwere on teh interent, he is aware that someone gave someone a few ideas, and that someone passed it up the chain of comand and eventually vince ok'd these idea's after making sure, through his lawyers, that no one could come up to him later and sue him for said idea's, so yes, ins oem way shape or form, he knows me

and i know it's a very tenous link, but back in the day i can hold my head up high and say that i was famous because a LOT of people knew it was me

as for sporticus, junior, and now baby too, love watching lazytown, it's got the best blend of everything, and it makes them active and eat right and want to grow up to be good like sporticus and not bad like robbie rotten

it's also cheaper to feed them with apples and stuff than it is to buy them sweeties everytime we go shopping, the only things that tempt them off the path of health is the occasional sip of redbull or the occasinal bottle of robinsons fruit shoots, which, thanks to stu , we know which varieties of this makes junior go a bit bonkers, so we don't buy them anymore

 

if i could package what i feel i think i would become the richest person on the planet, even if i sold it for a penny a shot

i feel like i've retired and this is the first day of a new life for me, i feel GRRRRRRREAT!!!!!!!!!!

 

How did you know Chris Benoit?

 

Choose life.

 

a good lady friend of mine used to live a few doors down from him when he was younger and met him a few times when he was training at stu harts dungeon

she later went on to become a ring announcer for one of the smaller canadian promotions and they kept in touch when he was in town, more to do with keeping in touch with the harts and the little leagues of wrestling as opposed to keeping in touch with her, but i'm sure you know what i mean

 

Where do you actually live Dojj? Wheres Little India?

 

west london

edited to say:

@ the tags

 

From where you were a week ago to were you are now it sounds like "manic depression" or "bipolar"

But hey im no shrink.

 

just happy that things have got better is all, and it feels really nice

 

dude if my bro lived in oz i would fuck off srait away no hesitation,but nice one for sorting yasen

 

who spells potato with an e on the end?

 

Cool