ran over a at this morning in the van

it just ran out in front of me and there was nothign i could do, i was probably only doing about 20 mph or so but this thing came out of the blue, well, it actually came from the left from behind a parked car that was blue but you get my drift

anyway i stopped to see what was what but didn't see anything although i did notice a few doors open because of the screech of brakes (hire van, no abs)

anyway, i drove off, but there was deffinitly somethign wrong with the van as it's making lots of clackety noises now from the engine bay

thing is, if the cats mushed, what can happen?

the van is signwritten with the hire company so if someones seen the van it's not going to take a long while to figure out which one it was and who's got it

so if the coppers come a knocking on my door, what could happen to me?

 

forget it mate, nowt will happen.

 

nothing will happen. if it was a dog then thats different.

 

reverse back over it make sure the cunts dead!

 

What he said a couple posts above, if it was a dog you're meant to report it to police.

 

As above. You don't have to report a cat.

 

what if it's tangled up in the engine bay somewhere and casuing he belts to ound all fucked up?

should i get the jetwash ready or go down to the local petrol station?

 

yea it's a bit unfortunate but you don't have to do anything, the noise under the car could be a broken bit of plastic, hope it's not the cat it wont be a very nice sight if it was

 

i'm a cat lover but that was still funny

go check first then you should make a decision, it's probs nothing if it is it's probs best to do it a home and get rid of the body, the local petrol station won't be too happy if you leave a cat corpse in there jet wash bay

 

Check your wheel arch dojj, it could be hiding!

 

lol, spot on mate!

 

Werent black was it lol.

 

i'll check tomorrow guys

 

Poor cat.

The thing with cats is unless they're killed outright they run off and die somewhere else. At least you stopped and had a gander.

 

ha ha,my mum hit a cat and it got stuck in the bumper of her megane,she never noticed it was stuck and she even thought tiddles managed to get out of the way.maybe the cats bell is stuck in the belt and thats whats causing the noise!

 

Go back and find it, bring it home and fire up the bbq. Tastes like chicken.

 

at 9.44pm, there really is not a fucking lot you can do if ran it over in the morning...................

jesus h christ...........

 

make a curry?

 

 

Majority of you are Cruel cunts here

 

cats?
Cruelty?
hasn't this been covered in the last week???

 

At least it will stop it SHITING on someones garden

 

Our cat got hit a month ago, he came home with his back legs pretty fucked, wasn't a nice sight, had to have him put to sleep.

 

As a pet lover... althought I fucking hate cats. I would at least try and contact the owner.

Did you see the cat or did it just disappear?

 

I'd ask Dojj about that... Perhaps he knows the person that did it.

 

And the week before that, and the week before that too

 

I hat a cat years back in my van, and hit it with some force.

stopped got out....no where to be seen.
drove up and down still nothing.

as has been said they do crawl off if they can.

If you find it in the bay, then look for a collar, if not then try and take it to your local vet, they will scan for a chip. and take it from you, wont cost anything. at least that way the owner can know.

Noise is likley to be a dit of plastic ducting, arch liner, engine under tray etc.... broken.

Legally tho, theres nothing to worry about.

Oh and to all you cruel bastards commening. Not only is that a little animal thats got hurt, but someones pet. Im sure you irritate a lot of people, but dont mean you deserve to get run over!

 

How weird
As i was reading this, our Cat Roger just came in through the Flap with a Bird freshly caught and still alive. Managed to get to it before he done the Kill.
Well its all together and seams to be just stunned so i put it in a box filled with tissue and will have to see if the poor thing recovers.
While all this was going on Roger just sat the over side of the Flap watching and slowly edged himeslf towards the Door. Just as he pushed his nose against the door to push it open, he got a Rather swift punch so he is off somewere nursing a sore nose i guess
Fucking cats. dont you just sometimes hate them
I know its instinct, but its not a very nise instinct

 

i hit a dog went to report it copper said you dont have to any more

 

 

i hit a dog once - had to smell hot dogs on the way home :cry

 

A friend of mine hit a rabbit once, got wound round and round a driveshaft, fook me that was a mess!

 

someone once told me of when they ran over a hedgehog in a lowered mini

apparently it was being bbq'd in the cooling fins of the sump

 

Talking about sumps and hitting stuff, another friend of mine had an old mg metro a few years ago, he let all the hydraulic fluid out of the suspension so it was slammed on the deck, he was bombing it down a country lane, and went over a raised drain cover, that took the sump straight off

 

Apparently they bring animals back to show you how much affection they have for you & that they want to add to the 'pot' to feed you. Well thats what an ex-hippy lass said to me.

 

it's because you are the cheif leader type, alpha male for them so they bring all the food to you to divvy up between the pride

 

PRICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yes, i knew that as well but Roger is just a greedy fuck as he doesnt "present us with it", he just sits in the corner and opens it up and munches away.

Anyway, the Little Bird he brought home this morning has perked up and is taking water and we have given it some milk soaked bread.

Its now looking a lot better given the fact it was in the Jaws of Death only this Morning.

Only trouble we have now is what to do once its well enough as its only a sprog and not completly sure as to what Bird it is

Any ideas ??

 

feed it till crimbo and then bang it in the oven?
post a pic up mate, someone will tell you what it is and then post it to the rspca to find out what they'll do with it

 

Your wasting your fingers mate