Just any slang terms you use relating to cars or how they are driven...

E.g Driving fast - hoofing it, booting it, caning it...

Curious to know..

 

Drive it like you stole it...

 

nailing it, rallying down/round (then the name of the road or place near to where it was etc), ragging it, ragging along, thrashing the bollocks off it

revving the tits off it

just realised, the cars round here must be shemen

 

driving slow = counting catseyes/ driving miss daisy
Driving quick = hammering/ giving it the beans/ full bore/ full chat/ had it buried/ toeing it
Braking = anchoring up/ full anchors
Sideways = broadside

some i can think of

 

tear arsing it!

 

only thing it is good for; Dogging.

 

I took my documents into the Post Office last year cos the tax expired.

The girl behind the desk was most amused when I asked for "6 months' rent, please"

 

thats class 6 months rent

 

Anyone who calls a car a whip, the best part of them ran down their Mothers leg. Hate that saying.

 

full bore?

 

tear arseing round

 

Ragged !
Rotten as a pear !
Broadside !
Flat out !
Raping the tits off it !

 

giving it the beans

 

slam anchors on
givin' it some right toe

 

Poke the loud pedal.

 

Light them up - Wheel spin

Full chat - goin fast

 

oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit - brakes dont work
got me lead boots on - giving it a fair bit of gas
giving it some - typical motorway driving
open her up - typical motorway driving
test the limiter - test the rev limiter

 

Thrashing it.
Nailing it.

One thing i do like though, is if you asked me what kind of car i had, and my reply was, "I've got a turbo", how many of you would know what kind of car i have?

Replies on a postcard...

 

If someone said that to me I'd think they'd own an S2 RS Turbo.

 

Two I can think of:

"Go on give it" - Getting a blow job while driving.
"You wanker" - Someone just drove into your vehicles path resulting in you wearing out your brake pads quicker. Thus making you annoyed.

 

Going fast/launching hard/genrally tearing about - Giving it some love

Going slow - pootling

rent = tax

Doofloppy - any part of the car (can get difficult when talking about multiple things) ie "I was giving it some love but I think my doofloppy's loose, it was rattling like a pillhead"

Automatic - Spag chariot/Autospastic

intercooler - interwarmer

Also some for tools ie "gimme the 18 on a gun" (18mm socket on air gun)

Need a 3/8ths stenny (extension)

my fav (not slang, more an idiot speaking really)....

Canvas: When referring to camber

 

Why wont my car start? The technical term is its F**CKED!

 

Quality, me too!!! Weird that eh? Considering there's a million cars with turbo's but the S2 is "the turbo". Whereas, i find Series 1's are called just that most of the time, Series 1's.

 

Being 25+ owning a saxo = Pedo Chariot

 

drive it like a hire car goin like the clappers its the doofa thats fu ed or the thingamybob or the whatsamacallit hope the smoke stays in the wires pedal to the metal rev it til the valves bounce hammer and a jhonny if u cant hit it fuck it whang it up the road bodge it and scarper bag o nails [as in that sounds like]

 

various ones.

cane it=drive hard.
derv=diesel
the most obvious slang for this site is cossie
peel out =american slang for wheelspinning


trying to think of more

 

Give it some shit....put your foot down
Limiter action......hitting the rev limiter
Spanking the shit out of it......driving swiftly
He's lit em.......he's wheelspan his car