To the topic starter, what a cock! Do you also beleive the Earth is flat and the moon is made of cheese?

 

No but I believe you have a small brain and matching penis.


It was a slightly tongue in cheek / slightly serious post like all conspiracy theory's, there is usually an element of truth behind them, which is why they catch on.


What if he isnt dead ? You all believe he is because the man on the TV told you he was.

You havent seen the body, none of you have, so how do you know.

You dont know and how would you know the body was actually MJ as NONE of you have seen him without the shades and make up etc for years and years.


There's obviously something fishy going on as the police have interviewed the doctor who was present for 3 hours and the family have asked for an independant autopsy to determine cause of death.

 

You heard the 911 call? The person on the phone contiunously claims a man has had a cardiac arrest. Wouldn't he at least mention it was Wacko?

Benni.

 

The guy on the phone sounded TOO calm really. Sounded like he made the call because he HAD to, not wanted to. Something very suspicious about the doctor too. Doesn't sound like it'll be a very straight forward end to his life when it all unfolds. He is definately dead, no matter what theorists say. Problem is, the people he surrounded himself with in his life seemed to be in it for the money. Everyone around him seems to have the money to get out of situations. I am a massive fan of him but you could tell when he announced he was doing the concerts, he sadly didn't have the ooomph and get up and go that he had bucket loads of before. Massive shame

 

Soooooo....the moon IS made of cheese then?

 

ok, flip side of coin now, he owed millions and was about to be bankrupt, what if the doctor was paied off to OD him on moromorphe so that the people owed the big money would get there cash back through insurance/hes james dean fame ???

elvis is still making a fortune aint he,,,,, whats to stop some debitor thinking of the money after all he is just some crazy nut job pedo who nobody likes anymore !

 

well in that scenario thats not a conspiracy on his part, thats murder.

 

makes more sence tbh that him living on a beach with tupac and elvis imo

 

As soon as I said he was dead, other than "oh, thats a mild shame, i liked his music" my first reaction was "how long before some twat starts the same rumours as about elvis presley"

It was inevitable

 

How do you know he ever existed?

Surely he could have been just a character made up by a record company to create money, and when the actors threatened to reveal themselves they had to get a new one on board like in a TV soap where someone goes on holiday and comes back different.

Only time they fucked up majorly in the whole scheme, was when they cast a white bloke by mistake and nearly ended up rumbled!

 

Yeah he is dead bless him, tragic loss RIP MJ

 

thats could actually make sence,

 

 

Top gear even did a parody of the Jackson character once, they had a fella called the stig who wasnt real and started off black and then became white.

Cant beleive you guys miss such OBVIOUS pointers from people in the industry

 

they might have been doing a "weekend at Bernies" for the past 20yrs.

he's dead and will be returned to Madam Tussauds Monday morning.

 

He was dying of skin cancer anyway, he had massive debts and wanted to pay them off so they wouldn't be passed on. I think he knew that the concerts would kill him. Fuck it anyway, his family will be getting rich any time his songs are played. Or a beatles song for that matter

 

No Chip, thats all taking it too far, he did exist because the records, the concerts, the video footage, the court cases, Macaulay Culkins weener... its all true.

But NOT ONE of you has seen the body.

He's still alive, its all a scam to clear his debts and immortalise him.


Working on the logic displayed on this post ghosts exist because Derek Acorah and Yvette Fielding told you so.

 

you fail your own reasoning, media tells you he existed, and media tells you he died, no more reason to believe one than the other.

 

People saw him in the plastic doing concerts.

He lived, there is proof.

No one has seen the body

He died ? there is no proof

 

tbh i dont think he owned millions to anyone.. Its all publicity at the end of the day.. be that good or bad its still publicity.

 

How do people know he did not die just before he turned white? The fact he ended up been white with a dodgy nose and major plastic surgery could be down to the jacksons been able to only find a white person who sounded like him but did not look like him?

 

No, Elvis was a U.S Federal Marshal At Large under the DEA, appointed by President Nixon. Elvis went on real raids, nothing spy like in that.

 

i was going to post somethng sensible, but as far as i am aware, the most enuous link would be that someone once worked on some sort of music for the wwf/e who also worked with mj, but seeing as the only famous singer who sang stuff about wrestling was cindy lauper way way back about 25 years ago, it would be hard for me to check, she don't have a moble phone or the internet

 

Michael Jackson, Elvis, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Marylin Monroe, John Lennon etc etc.

Next youl be saying Hitler is tucked up in a retierment home drinking tea with your nan

 

As said in the first jacko post a few days back, i reckon he's now living at the underground Area 51 Hotel in the Nevada Desert with Elvis!!!! No one will ever know!!

 

Since when?!

To have an element of truth behind a theory is an oxymoron.

They usually catch on because people's lives are so dull, that they believe in something with excitment and danger, rather than something boring and much more likely.

 

thing is, mj is probably the only person who can, as near as officially tell the world tha the almost broke the internet

 

So lets recap MJ's life

Born Black, Died White, and in the middle he fiddled with kids.

 

People saw SOMEONE doing concerts, just like they have seen the stig driving round the top gear track, perfectly possible that both were invented characters, just like its perfectly possible he has faked his own death.

However. personally I believe that he lived and he died and people need to stop being so desperate to always look for a conspiracy in everything

 

He IS Bin Laden!

Check these out!

http://www.michaeljacksonhoaxdeath.com/?p=107

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30940

 

I saw Tupac and Biggie in Lidl last week looking for coolade......

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...o-Mikaeel.html

interesting - maybe the KKK killed him or any other religion hating groups/cults/societies





lol.

 

Interesting read if you're bothered/bored.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onths-ago.html

 

IMO, he committed suicide.

 

I think it's all a fix as well

 

Read that article, i'd pretty much already heard all those rumours before and I think they are true. Face it, he's "deed", if he had eaten few good home cooked meals and layed off the pills he'd be ok, but it's too late now. R.I.P

 

in sorry but that is THE WORSE conspiracy theory i've ever read

 

Of course he is dead. Just like Elvis, Diana and any other high profile person who has died. Why are people so keen to look for conspiracy theroy in everything. Jacko has died - get over it lol

 

I suspect the verdict will involve an overdose, and then everyone will all argue about it being an accident or murder or suicide etc, and of course we'll never really know.

 

still be dead though, which is what people seem to be having problems accepting