No i don't want health care insurance,nor do I want a new phone contract,electricity supplier,gas supplier or a fuckin water cooler, the tap water is cool enough thanks and I am going to boil it any way for my cup of tea so why would I need a cooler
good day to you and stop fookin bothering me

 

At least it isnt your ex wife calling for more money Tony

 

fortunately the x wife hasn't called in the 6 years she's been gone she daren't i have a few choice words for her and none of them are pleasant

 

6 years!! and you still complain! lol

 

Register your number with the TPS and you wont get any more calls, pretty sure it's free to do

http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/tps/

 

i spent 5 of those 6 years being dragged through the courts by the money grabbing coont

 

We must get around 8-10 calls a day offering all sorts of crap. Its REALLY annoying when we are busy in the workshop.

 

it's just annoying full stop

 

I work in purchasing and must get at least 20-30 cold calls a day, when I really start to get bored of them I just transfer there calls to B&Q

 

Ask her will she buy you that water cooler you have been after.

 

Tony,

Just change your main line to your other premium rate advice line then you will earn money from all calls

Besides, I thought you had shut the business and the for sale sign was up ????

 

well you thought wrong Simon

 

they don't ring me they know I have fook all money, my 5 cars see to that!!



steve

 

whats your number I'll pass it on to them

 

There was a thread the other day with a picture showing your place shut down and a for sale sign but I think the thread got binned. ??

Anyway, I appologise for my mistake then

 

And the sign outside said what??????? Not a trick question, it was in the thread.

 

due to relocation IIRC



steve

 

You get my email ??????????????

Feel a phone call coming on otherwise

Steve

 

I didnt notice.
I cant find the thread so cant check but as Tony has put me right and I have appologised for my mistake, its not important..LOL

 

your finger might have been covered for private treatment

 

You're not able to register a business line unfortunately. I've tried ours at work as this stuff really gets me revved up we get charity in the morning and sales in the afternoon! Most of the charity is a scam the 2 favourites being a police or fire service publication asking if they can rely on our support again this year. They hope that you'll say yes then they bill you for a false ad closely followed by a debt recovery letter.
Get about 2 calls a day wasting my time boils my piss as its usually when i'm in the middle of something.

 

As said above, register with the Telephone Preference Scheme, also the Fax Preference Scheme (if you have a Fax that is). Does work. At least you can threaten them with legal action then as I think it is illegal for them to call you once your TPS registration is active.

 

no there was a picture the other week of my place with the roller shutter down as I was off that day ill,I don't tend to leave my workshop open when I'm not here

 

TPS has to be registered every year
in order to threaten them with legal action you have still had to answer the phone to the coonts

 

I had prompt treatment on the nhs which I already contribute to sod paying for private extra cover to be treated by the same doctor
My finger is seriously infected got to go back to hospital every day now
I really should find a cleaner class of women with less diseases

 

What about a answer for my question

Steve

 

i signed up to this and it worked a treat, before i just used to answer the phone and either say nothing and see how long they say hello for or answer their questions with random answers, they soon get bored!!!!

hello sir can i interest you in our new mobile phone tarrif?
yes, sausage sarnies are my favourite

 

quality!!

 

What you want to do is before the get going say hold on i will get my dad,brother ect ect and see how long the will wait

 

what mail
best you ring me

 

got it steve