Stavros

Jus speakin to our Mrs on the phone (she in last/3rd year of 6th form at this posh bints boarding school) and first thing i said was what you been up to...

She goes I asked her why they were naked

She goes

And ive seen both them birds, and goddaaaaamn

Must be fuckin ace there if you bi, and i think most of em are

Most of em have never had a cock in their life, but horny as fuck, a few months back they all had a pact one weekend to all come back with dildos, they did n all, they all there comparing em n shit

And thanks to Natural selection (ie even ugly people with millions get fit birds) most of these birds are full on stunners too.

Cheltenham Ladies College is the same, and i used to think it was a rumour, but even the birds there will tell you, electric toothbrushes are banned, for obvious reasons.

Aaaah, to be a posh bisexual girl at boarding school, must be heaven

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sounds cool where do i sign

Zetec Andy

a skirt doesnt agree with my figure.

Cam

You can't beat further education.

Homer.

lol i wounder how meny guys apply for a job there

FastFordChris

u poor gullable fella if u believe that and theyre not pullin ur chain well good on ya doesnt hurt to live in a fantasy world for a bit

MadMac

Stavros

What the fuck you on about Chris?

I know these birds, ive seen their dildos (i was there the sunday night after they bought em), fuck, i took my missus down the dutty sex shop to get one...

Just cause you lead a sad and lonely life, dont think everyone does

FastFordChris

yeah but u make it sound like they have fookin all nite orgys altho how much i wish it was the world is not a pornfilm unfortunatly.

Stavros

maybe not for you its not

some peoples worlds are like a bloody porn film tho, but...

WHERE on there do i mention ANY girl/girl sex actually happening? Oh lookie, i dont

FastFordChris

Stavros

They having a bath together? Big whoop Ive seen girls do a LOT more than that before

Most girls are bi these days (purely in a sexual way, not a relationship way), and?

They did come back with dildos, i was there most that night, i went with mrs to get the one I shudve took the rest of em, they come back with some right lame ones.

Did i mention any girl/girl? No . Tho im damn sure they have/do, ive seen it enough normally, never mind a fucking all girls school in the sticks...

Dont be a hater mate, jus cause nowt interesting going on for you (not like this is for me, not like im there joining in, lol) dont try put down other people

cossiemen

had a girlfriend once well ermm.. ah fook anyway, and she told me that the best sex she's ever had was some girly/girly action

FastFordChris

i aint hatin mate and i neva put u down if anything ur the one who got all deffensive. if u say u didnt mention girl/girl and after all u posted means that u have no proof this goes on but in ur "fantasy land" it does and i quite simply said theres nothing wrong with livin there from time to time

and dont go round makin assumptions mate just cos i dont feel the need to post every little exciting thing that happends to me on a public bb doesnt mean interesting things dont happen to me, u know fook all about me.

Stavros

well why you putting it down as lies, saying its fantasy land then if you not hating?

i never mentioned girl/girl sex from the start, you can read what i say, all is fact, fuck all else, you was just trying to take the piss and make out like it bullshit when u aint got a clue, whats that if it aint hating.

i said itd be heaven being there if you a bi/les girl, nowt else, as most of em are mint (fact), they all over each other (fact, tho no idea how serious, but trust, even the things ive seen, if it was blokes, nobody would say they not mega ), they all packing dildos (fact), and they all wonder round nearly naked (FACT and why ive now been banned by the house mistress from being inside after 9pm ).

so give it a rest

FastFordChris

mate its obvious the girls lead u to believe that girl/girl goes on there like its some kind of porn film and it probably does but not to the extent u may think. if u dont think that the girls were playin up to u while u was there just to see ur reaction etc then mate u need a few lessions in the women phyci. cos just incase u didnt know women love to play the "bi" card cos they know that us blokes love it and they get a kick from sein our little faces light up when they start playin touchy feely.

cossiemen

at you both

BlueSmoke

Do you not worry about your Mrs and what she's been getting up to mate?

cossiemen

who me?

BlueSmoke

No, Itsmeagain. He hasn't actually mentioned whether or not his girl is getting in on this action!

cossiemen

ahh fook... who cares anyhow

hexxon

You should never deny yourself further education... So... Where is that school, whats the criterias for joining? Ill get properly dressed up if thats the case... I aint fucking buying myself a dildo since i already got one in flesh

Stavros

ahahaha, chris, shut up mate, youve no idea, and rofl@you trying to tell me about birds
Might wanna read these 2 posts you hating gom, as it shows how little you know of me
https://passionford.com/forum/viewto...annabee+lesbos
https://passionford.com/forum/viewto...ghlight=advice

Nobodys playing the bi card, totaly the opoosite infact, your jus some sad boy trying to put stuff down and getting it all wrong, i havent ever said any girl/girl sex is going on, but you STILL bringing it up Think you need to get a grip/life mate

My missus has always claimed the girls do fook all with each other, she Bi but reckons shed never do owt with em as they people she has to see every day, n she thinks they not like that in the slightest anyway, but trust me, if you see how they act, and not in a showy way, youd know what im on bout, but as its obvious, you know nothing, about anything, ever

Bluesmoke- Like i give a fuck I encourage her She Bi, ive seen her get it on (i mean PROPERLY) with other girls, as i been there (as was on my bed ), as i did my damndest to organise it Wouldnt want her on blokes, but other birds, hell yea

Sheldy

Wouldnt want her on blokes, but other birds, hell yea

Well Said that man!

Spiky

iTrader: (1)

you think i could get in using my teatowel pic

St3V3_C

OK, so you've just put me off my crisps thinking about that pic


Only jokin mate luv ya really

That's not really playing fair though is it?

B19-TRB

Ste m8! think ya needs to set me up with some of her friends!

Spiky

iTrader: (1)

you can have a private showing of the tea towel on the 22nd at my birthday

cossiecrew

thats the funniest thing ive read today

Stavros

You might be into swinging, but its not my game

Lewis- Some are beyond words, but TBH know more round here just as fit, just not as posh/rich/unmolested

B19-TRB

Next time they r all out m8 I expected a phone call!

CossieRich

iTrader: (1)

PMSL at this post. is it a competetion between steve and chris to see how much they think they know about the psychology of women.

Stavros

And Chris loses as hes a cock whos got it wrong every post

adamS2RST

LOL @ Steve everytime, love these threads....superb

CossieRich

iTrader: (1)

brilliant steve. These posts need to be more regular.

steve rs

i wish i was a lesbian

CossieRich

iTrader: (1)

do u really want to be a lesbian or do u want to just join in on a lesbo session.

Thrush

iTrader: (1)

I just worry about the fact Steve is dating a girl still in high school

dude, aren't you like 38 or something?

Stavros

She 18 and Im 24 you stinking greasy banjo playing ginger hillbilly

And im blatantly gonna be mr midlife crisis peter stringfellow wannabee when im older, going out with 17-21 y/o birds even when im ancient

Hopefully

Sheldy

Oh Dear!!

Still Where is this school anyway? A full map and detailed instructions pls!
LOL