here is the e-mail i recieved and the picture below

Hello my new friend.
It is my first letter on English.
Sorry, if I made some mistake in words.
But I write you from my hand and don't use pre-written letters.
My name Galina. I live in Russia, in city Saint-Petersburg.
I am 26 years old. If you think, that I am not serious don't make mistake, and know me much more.
I gave promise, that I will never married on Russia boy. All of them lie and don't hold his word.
Some man drink alcohol very much. May be I will tell you more about my past relation later.
But i don't like think about it, it was no good. My family are not large.
We live with my mother and sister. My mother have good work as bookkeeper.
We can pay for all life expenses. And I will not ask you help me with money.
I know many stories about it. If you will write to me more, you will understand, that I am not such girl!
I am simple Russia girl, who want to live abroad. I want have husband and right family.
I will try for this very much. I have very serious intention.
My girlfriend find her husband on internet in last year. She move to United Kingdom and they have happy
family. She write to me letter every week. Don't want write about me and my hobby in first letter. If I really
interested you will ask me about all.
I want ask you some question:
Do you have children?
What are you doing at work?
Did you have past relation, wife?
I hope, you can know some new things about me from this letter.
I will wait your letter and hope to receive news from you shortly.
Bye! Galina, from Saint-Petersburg

 

Very nice.

 

https://passionford.com/forum/genera...ya-in-cry.html

 

next "she'l" be wanting cash toward her airfair over to visit or to pay for healthcare for her sick/dying mother.

 

exactly what i thought, lol, still its not like message from nigeria is it

 

Additionally, I got this one......

...to which I sent this reply.....

 

Send her a picture of CHIP that will excite her for sure

 

the diving one with the bottle of champers

 

My manager at work got exactly the came email with pic, must be doing the rounds somehow

 

Mate get her over here and pimp her out!

 

well i have replied and im going to keep playing along with this person, will keep you updated

 

get her over and abuse the fuck out of here

 

 

2nd reply

Hello my dear regards!!!
Thanks for the letter! I have received yours e-mail from agency of acquaintances! I hope that in it there are
no problems! I will never ask you about money. Family of my girlfriend Sofia help me with trip. I must arrive
to you after two week. I have all my documents prepared but I have no tickets. I want to meet some man, that I
can spend time with him. I want to know some people from that country. I hope, we will have chance for
meeting.
I want to tell you about my hobbies, and what I like to do. I very like nature, especially I love the sea! And
I send you my photos from the sea! I like to grow up flowers in my house. It brings me pleasure to look after
them, and I like to admire them. I like to cook, to try the new recipes. I like to go shopping and to make
purchases together with mine girlfriend. I like to spend time with my friends. We have picnics, we go to the
cinema, theatre.
We go to beach at summer, lay under the sun and swim in water. I like skating, I will send you some photo
later. I like to do everything, that brings to the people of a smile.
I love the truth and I hate false. I consider, that the relation should be under construction on mutual trust.
I do not want to have a husband, which will drink a lot an alcohol.
I'd like to meet an educated, intelligent, without bad habits, with sense of humor, well-balanced, decisive,
considerate, children-loving man. I do not mind him to have a child.
Tell me more about yourself.
What are you thinking about me?
What are you looking for in your partner?
I want receive your photo.
I'm waiting your letter!
Bye!

Galina, from Saint-Petersburg.

 

Imagine under those jeans is the worlds most scabbiest poon.

 

shes got abit of a tan on from her last picture

 

Abit of a nose job too!

 

I love the see eh?well love its bloody cold over here lol.

 

thats gotta be a genius on that photo shop, could hardly notice the difference

 

right, if anyone can come up with a good reply and not to stupid ill copy and paste it into the next e-mail i send this scammer!

 

Just say you will go over to meet her and then bring her back with you.Then you know that she isnt trying to take your money.

 

 

Hello, my dear !
I was glad received your letter. I am glad, that you could answer to me so soon. Sorry, if I cannot write to
you earlier, But I have busy time with my documents. And the Internet of cafe, whence I write, did not work in
connection with a holiday of day of a victory on May, 9th! I have very good mood, in fact I see your answer!
And weather is very fine! The spring has come, heats the sun, flowers and trees blossom! And it very much
pleases!
But I very much wait for summer! tell me, you love summer? I very much love summer, this my
favourite summer of year and I would like to lead this summer with the man, and I hope that this the man there
will be you! In fact it is very fine to spend time together in the summer! Together sunburn to bathe, go on
picnics, or easier to walk to hold for hands each other! It is very remarkable!
I like swimming and volleyball. I like sport at all. I go to fitness two times in week. It makes my health
good. Thanks for this photo! You are very nice! I like to observe your photo!
I want to know more about your family, if it is not secret. I shall tell to you about my family! Parents gives
for us many things as life and we must respect their. My father goes from family, when I was small. I forget
him and can see only photo. But my mother give for me and my sister all her warm and care. Our grandparents
help for us with means for lives. My sister name Alina! My mum call Olga! And my mother work much too.
We do not need any things with my sister. We must make all work in flat. I like prepare dishes and my sister
like to clean house. We have full harmony in our family and loves our mum very very much!
Unfortunately I do not work! After institute I worked in firm doing holidays and festivals, but because of
crisis, I have been dismissed in November! I hope, it will help understand you my life much more. Now in my
plans only to leave Russia! I do not want live in Russia.
And I very much am engaged in it! I will arrive to your country soon! Fortunately my girlfriend to help me
very much! Tomorrow I must receive money from my girlfriend and pay for trip.
I can take my documents from travel agency after payment. I hope, you will glad to meet me in your country
too. I want to have new friend from there much. We will have good opportunity meet each other in I can tell
you exact date of my arriving, when I will have ticket in hand.
I send you my photo in the house! I hope to you it to like! Please, send for me your photo with each your
letter too. It is very necessary for me see your photo, if we want received good relation. And please tell to
me more about itself! What do you love? What sports, your favourite dish and a hobby!
I with impatience shall wait for the letter from you.

Galina, from Saint-Petersburg.

 

My head hurts after trying to make sense of what she (or he) wrote

 

It actually makes more sense read from right to left.

 

Hello Svetlana. I am pleased to receive your mail and you do sound truly fantastic, but I have one question. Anal sex is a very important part of my lifestyle. So, can you tell me, do you enjoy it up the poop-chute? Oh how it would please me to find that you do.

Waiting with anticipation.

Christian.

best post ever i cant stop laughing mate