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Old 24-04-2009, 01:42 PM
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Just thought about this, there's always someone on here with a GOOD story to tell, i.e. my neigbour turned out to be a lesbian and was shagging a really fit 19 year old blonde girl....
Oh and keep death and totally fooked up stories out if it, it's meant to be a bit of a laugh!
Old 24-04-2009, 01:45 PM
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In Canada you can Marry ya full Cousin ... Ide marry one of mine in a heart beat lol
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Male or female ???
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Originally Posted by rog
Male or female ???
Ha Ha Ha ... Should I Justifie that lol
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Originally Posted by Dark-Horse
In Canada you can Marry ya full Cousin ... Ide marry one of mine in a heart beat lol

Isn't it legal to marry your cousin in this country? Not tat I would advise it of course
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Originally Posted by Rich170
Isn't it legal to marry your cousin in this country? Not tat I would advise it of course
Thought it was Half cousin you could here .. The royals have been doing it for years lol ...

In BC you can Marry ya full BLOOD Cousin he he he .. male or female ... Fooking rednecks ...
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The wife likes sex.

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Old 24-04-2009, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Glenny Boy
The wife likes sex.
With or without you present?
Old 24-04-2009, 05:41 PM
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prob without lol

the old " my wife loves to tell me when shes about to orgasam ............on the fone lol "


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Originally Posted by Dark-Horse
Ha Ha Ha ... Should I Justifie that lol
Gordon!! You merve!!

Old 24-04-2009, 06:13 PM
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rog, pics of the lesbianism or stfu
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My mum doesn't think i'm special
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some people on here own a ford!!!

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Do they?
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Whislt sat in the Dentist, a neighbour from up the road told me, the couple who lived in the house next him split up when he proposed and she said no. He left and she moved in her fancy piece. Six weeks later he won ten million on the lottery, the person she dumped. True story.

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my cosworth never breaks
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Originally Posted by -MAL-
Do they?
so i`m told
Old 24-04-2009, 09:08 PM
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Pregnant women can legally pee anywhere, if a pregnant woman knocks on your door and asks to use your toilet you have to let her in and if she asks a policeman to let her use his helmet to go in then he has to give it to her.......................Now where can I find a policeman.

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Originally Posted by kosman
my cosworth never breaks

After todays post we all know why!


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your current house or previous?
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my mate just rang,its broke

he told me last night but its worse now apparently
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do what u want doesnt actually mean do what u want. shud prolly have used lube!lol
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Right heres an update abt a story my wife told me the other day, I was shocked!

Lady she used to work with met her for coffee and said I have some news, i'm now a grandmother......blah blah blah....BUT there is a twist, her son is in the army and been married for years but stationed away from his wife for long periods, the guy has only gone and had a kid with some other bird, the kid is over a year old and his wife STILL doesn't know!!!!!!
Old 29-04-2009, 08:31 AM
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i found a karma sutra in the office at home with a note from my mom to my step dad saying lets try this one tonight
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Originally Posted by gingerman
i found a karma sutra in the office at home with a note from my mom to my step dad saying lets try this one tonight
that reminds me of the opening scenes in drillbit taylor

terrible twins: "dad says get up"
jumping on the bed
nerd: "he's not my dad"
terrible twins: "ok then, 'the guy that's boning your mum' says to get up"
Old 29-04-2009, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by gingerman
i found a karma sutra in the office at home with a note from my mom to my step dad saying lets try this one tonight
is your mum american?
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Originally Posted by foreigneRS
is your mum american?

lol

shouldn't it be mom and step pop?
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How did they get on????
Old 29-04-2009, 10:12 AM
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i dont know i stayed out that night to scarred to go back lol
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