Cat problems (animal kind)
20-04-2009, 11:38 AM
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Cat problems (animal kind)
Right, I like my car clean so I try and make a point of giving it a wash, chamois and a coat of polish every couple of weeks.
Problem I have is one of the neighbours cats likes the nice warm bonnet. Obviously it can't grip on the polished paint. End result, my bonnet scratched to fook
. Anybody have a humane suggestion on what I can do before I break out the .22?
Problem I have is one of the neighbours cats likes the nice warm bonnet. Obviously it can't grip on the polished paint. End result, my bonnet scratched to fook
. Anybody have a humane suggestion on what I can do before I break out the .22?
20-04-2009, 11:54 AM
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20-04-2009, 12:03 PM
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Might be able to pop some moth balls round the battery, might work.
I was obviously joking about shooting the cat BTW before I get jumped on
I was obviously joking about shooting the cat BTW before I get jumped on
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20-04-2009, 12:14 PM
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I know I'm in the same boat as you mate, my drive is round the side of my house so you cant see the little cunts either. There's a high wall to the side of my drive which on the other side is a neighbours garden, the one that owns the cats. So they jump onto my bonnet, walk up the windscreen, and jump from the roof up over the wall. It drives me mad!
They also shit in my front garden, dig under the fence, scratch the fuck out of my shed, walk over the flower beds etc.
I have thought about putting the mangey cunts in a box and driving them a long way away, however no doubt they would be back in no time.
And as for your joke about shooting it, if I happened to have a shot gun at my side and a cat walked through my back garden, I wouldn't have any second thoughts about doing it!!!
Next time your doing a coolant change, leave the tray of old coolant round the back of your house, if they drink it its up to them isnt it. Should stop them coming back!
They also shit in my front garden, dig under the fence, scratch the fuck out of my shed, walk over the flower beds etc.
I have thought about putting the mangey cunts in a box and driving them a long way away, however no doubt they would be back in no time.
And as for your joke about shooting it, if I happened to have a shot gun at my side and a cat walked through my back garden, I wouldn't have any second thoughts about doing it!!!
Next time your doing a coolant change, leave the tray of old coolant round the back of your house, if they drink it its up to them isnt it. Should stop them coming back!
20-04-2009, 12:37 PM
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my neighbours cat does that also, doesnt scratch it, but when i get it all nice and clean, come the morning theres little muddy footprints that go up the bonnet, windscreen then on to the roof. if i see it I shoo it away, but you wont stop the little bugger.
annoying as they are, you cant kill a cat for leaving muddy prints on your car. its someones pet that loves it. i'd be having words if i had a cat and someone killed it.
annoying as they are, you cant kill a cat for leaving muddy prints on your car. its someones pet that loves it. i'd be having words if i had a cat and someone killed it.
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20-04-2009, 01:14 PM
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I know I'm in the same boat as you mate, my drive is round the side of my house so you cant see the little cunts either. There's a high wall to the side of my drive which on the other side is a neighbours garden, the one that owns the cats. So they jump onto my bonnet, walk up the windscreen, and jump from the roof up over the wall. It drives me mad!
They also shit in my front garden, dig under the fence, scratch the fuck out of my shed, walk over the flower beds etc.
I have thought about putting the mangey cunts in a box and driving them a long way away, however no doubt they would be back in no time.
And as for your joke about shooting it, if I happened to have a shot gun at my side and a cat walked through my back garden, I wouldn't have any second thoughts about doing it!!!
Next time your doing a coolant change, leave the tray of old coolant round the back of your house, if they drink it its up to them isnt it. Should stop them coming back!
They also shit in my front garden, dig under the fence, scratch the fuck out of my shed, walk over the flower beds etc.
I have thought about putting the mangey cunts in a box and driving them a long way away, however no doubt they would be back in no time.
And as for your joke about shooting it, if I happened to have a shot gun at my side and a cat walked through my back garden, I wouldn't have any second thoughts about doing it!!!
Next time your doing a coolant change, leave the tray of old coolant round the back of your house, if they drink it its up to them isnt it. Should stop them coming back!
20-04-2009, 01:23 PM
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I caught my english bull terrier pawing a cat the other day, it came into the garden, he caught it and was hitting it's arse with his paw lol
20-04-2009, 01:23 PM
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next doors cat does this to mine as well as taking a dump in my garden and i am scared to let my 2 year old go out and playing in the garden incase she picks up a cat turd
20-04-2009, 01:30 PM
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I know I'm in the same boat as you mate, my drive is round the side of my house so you cant see the little cunts either. There's a high wall to the side of my drive which on the other side is a neighbours garden, the one that owns the cats. So they jump onto my bonnet, walk up the windscreen, and jump from the roof up over the wall. It drives me mad!
They also shit in my front garden, dig under the fence, scratch the fuck out of my shed, walk over the flower beds etc.
I have thought about putting the mangey cunts in a box and driving them a long way away, however no doubt they would be back in no time.
And as for your joke about shooting it, if I happened to have a shot gun at my side and a cat walked through my back garden, I wouldn't have any second thoughts about doing it!!!
Next time your doing a coolant change, leave the tray of old coolant round the back of your house, if they drink it its up to them isnt it. Should stop them coming back!
They also shit in my front garden, dig under the fence, scratch the fuck out of my shed, walk over the flower beds etc.
I have thought about putting the mangey cunts in a box and driving them a long way away, however no doubt they would be back in no time.
And as for your joke about shooting it, if I happened to have a shot gun at my side and a cat walked through my back garden, I wouldn't have any second thoughts about doing it!!!
Next time your doing a coolant change, leave the tray of old coolant round the back of your house, if they drink it its up to them isnt it. Should stop them coming back!
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20-04-2009, 01:48 PM
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I know I'm in the same boat as you mate, my drive is round the side of my house so you cant see the little cunts either. There's a high wall to the side of my drive which on the other side is a neighbours garden, the one that owns the cats. So they jump onto my bonnet, walk up the windscreen, and jump from the roof up over the wall. It drives me mad!
They also shit in my front garden, dig under the fence, scratch the fuck out of my shed, walk over the flower beds etc.
I have thought about putting the mangey cunts in a box and driving them a long way away, however no doubt they would be back in no time.
And as for your joke about shooting it, if I happened to have a shot gun at my side and a cat walked through my back garden, I wouldn't have any second thoughts about doing it!!!
Next time your doing a coolant change, leave the tray of old coolant round the back of your house, if they drink it its up to them isnt it. Should stop them coming back!
They also shit in my front garden, dig under the fence, scratch the fuck out of my shed, walk over the flower beds etc.
I have thought about putting the mangey cunts in a box and driving them a long way away, however no doubt they would be back in no time.
And as for your joke about shooting it, if I happened to have a shot gun at my side and a cat walked through my back garden, I wouldn't have any second thoughts about doing it!!!
Next time your doing a coolant change, leave the tray of old coolant round the back of your house, if they drink it its up to them isnt it. Should stop them coming back!
20-04-2009, 02:02 PM
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Well, its the truth. I am sick of having my car scratched, flowers that me and my mrs spend a lot of time and money on ruined, the walls and roof felt on my new shed scratched to shit, my front garden shat all over, and the fence dug under. If a person came round to your house and did it, you would be fooking seething, so why should the actions of their fluffy little puddy cat be any different?
20-04-2009, 03:58 PM
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Well, its the truth. I am sick of having my car scratched, flowers that me and my mrs spend a lot of time and money on ruined, the walls and roof felt on my new shed scratched to shit, my front garden shat all over, and the fence dug under. If a person came round to your house and did it, you would be fooking seething, so why should the actions of their fluffy little puddy cat be any different?
I have similar cat issues too, no way I could hurt them though and don't want to fall out with the neighbours either.
I've got one of those PIR ultrasound doofers, will report back on the catshit situation once it's had a decent trial
20-04-2009, 06:06 PM
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its all about the 5 pot
Water pistol, he will learn after a few blast with a super soaker, harmless but the cat will hate it. Antifreeze comment is harsh, id bury any cunt who decides to poison my cat.
20-04-2009, 07:10 PM
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I know I'm in the same boat as you mate, my drive is round the side of my house so you cant see the little cunts either. There's a high wall to the side of my drive which on the other side is a neighbours garden, the one that owns the cats. So they jump onto my bonnet, walk up the windscreen, and jump from the roof up over the wall. It drives me mad!
They also shit in my front garden, dig under the fence, scratch the fuck out of my shed, walk over the flower beds etc.
I have thought about putting the mangey cunts in a box and driving them a long way away, however no doubt they would be back in no time.
And as for your joke about shooting it, if I happened to have a shot gun at my side and a cat walked through my back garden, I wouldn't have any second thoughts about doing it!!!
Next time your doing a coolant change, leave the tray of old coolant round the back of your house, if they drink it its up to them isnt it. Should stop them coming back!
They also shit in my front garden, dig under the fence, scratch the fuck out of my shed, walk over the flower beds etc.
I have thought about putting the mangey cunts in a box and driving them a long way away, however no doubt they would be back in no time.
And as for your joke about shooting it, if I happened to have a shot gun at my side and a cat walked through my back garden, I wouldn't have any second thoughts about doing it!!!
Next time your doing a coolant change, leave the tray of old coolant round the back of your house, if they drink it its up to them isnt it. Should stop them coming back!
I throw 10g lead weights at the bastard when they don't shut the fuck up making stupid noises at 3am.
Ohhh noooo poor cats..
20-04-2009, 07:14 PM
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lol, the carpet was shit when we moved here, and what with the puppy havent bothered changing it until he learns not to piss on it and stop pulling it up. His a Jack russell. looks like a nasty little bastdard in the pic, but he scares himself half the time.
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20-04-2009, 07:24 PM
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*UPDATE*
Just popped out to the car and found more scratches, this time I had to laugh a little. They are on the rear 1/4 panel. Looks like Garfield tried to jump from the car next to mine onto my car and lost grip as there is a chip to the paint and 2 full sets of claw marks sliding down the side of the car.
This was the thought in my mind
Just popped out to the car and found more scratches, this time I had to laugh a little. They are on the rear 1/4 panel. Looks like Garfield tried to jump from the car next to mine onto my car and lost grip as there is a chip to the paint and 2 full sets of claw marks sliding down the side of the car.
This was the thought in my mind
20-04-2009, 07:37 PM
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I was joking about shooting it. If there's an animal cruelty post on here I'm normally high up on the list of people calling the guilty person a cnut.
20-04-2009, 07:41 PM
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ultrasonic cat deterrant things seem to do the trick, I put one up in the girlfriends parents gardent and they havent seen a cat in there since.
Get em on ebay for about 10 quid.
Dan
Get em on ebay for about 10 quid.
Dan
20-04-2009, 08:25 PM
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Yup and i still dont change what i said, but then to read more of your replies to other posts on here enforces what i said, your a complete nob and that goes for anyone willing to hurt any animal, But then again i suppose it makes you look cool to all your mates and the rest of the idiots on here who have mentioned similer things.
