where has benni gone?
18-04-2009, 09:06 AM
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where has benni gone?
do i need to call one of them old foggy,s out like jessica lange or dick van dyke out of retirement to go look for him?
a perfect reboot for hart to hart as well
18-04-2009, 09:22 AM
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probably Jade Goody or something im sure he is here
18-04-2009, 09:30 AM
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I've heard he's currently gone to solve all those 9/11 conspiricies!
Could be wrong though
18-04-2009, 09:48 AM
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In an emergency ward at some hospital after the latest anal insertion prank went wrong
18-04-2009, 11:00 AM
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He's having a penis enlargement.
It's taking slightly longer than anticipated as they obviously have to find his original part first.
3 weeks and still no sign.
18-04-2009, 11:07 AM
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Someone broke in bennis home, and took a variaty of low value items including his modem.
18-04-2009, 11:10 AM
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insurance job then. though he forgot your meant to take the expensive items
18-04-2009, 11:13 AM
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he thinks there where looking for his car keys
18-04-2009, 12:05 PM
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in the shape of a modem?
18-04-2009, 12:08 PM
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in the shape of a modem?
its not really funny, as they did not just take a modem, the lads been robbed ffs.
18-04-2009, 12:11 PM
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calm down dear its only a commercial lol
18-04-2009, 01:59 PM
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has his house been burgarlised then for real?
if so, then i hope he is not too traumatised by the robbery
19-04-2009, 09:37 AM
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if so, then i hope he is not too traumatised by the robbery
Apparently the burglar was traumatised after he found some photographs of Benni.
19-04-2009, 09:38 AM
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Who gives a fuck.... really !!
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A robbery? In Liverpool? Surely not?
19-04-2009, 11:13 AM
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Apparently the burglar was traumatised after he found some photographs of Benni.
yeh the burglar is now suing him
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A robbery? In Liverpool? Surely not?
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Benni ruined this place. Good riddence.
20-04-2009, 11:07 AM
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where has the "benni's been burgulerised" thread gone then?
20-04-2009, 11:22 AM
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where has the "benni's been burgulerised" thread gone then?
Has it been Stolen?
20-04-2009, 11:33 AM
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Has it been Stolen?
and a
for me for falling for that one
but in all seriousness, where has it gone?
i've looked for it but not found it
there could be several reasons for this, i'm crap at looking for stuff, someones's moved it's location, it's been binned, etc, but soemone must know about it
i know it was getting a little complicaetd with peole saing that with all that new stuff they had they should have known better and got contents insurance sort of thing and if it's been binned then that's fair enough, don't bring it back, but, if this is the case, is it not time that there was a dead link to the post along the lines of "this thread has been deleted" so that the people who look for it at least know it's gone and don't have to worry about them being antigeek and requiring someone to find it for them?
thank you please
20-04-2009, 12:38 PM
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It has been removed mate, I was guessing by the fact that when you search for it and cant find it, people would pressume its been removed?
20-04-2009, 01:30 PM
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sometimes when a thread gets moved a search doesnt bring it up though twellsie, even though its still on the forum.
any chance of knowing why it was gone? would save this thread getting binned to would it not?
20-04-2009, 01:38 PM
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It has been removed mate, I was guessing by the fact that when you search for it and cant find it, people would pressume its been removed?
sometimes i searc for psots that are here and i can't find them, more to do with me being a bit crap at looking for stuff than there being a problem with the search, it's actually quite good
no point in me asking to bring it back is there
thought not
not to worry then, at least those who know the score with benni know the score
cheers for the reply
20-04-2009, 01:41 PM
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sometimes when a thread gets moved a search doesnt bring it up though twellsie, even though its still on the forum.
any chance of knowing why it was gone? would save this thread getting binned to would it not?
thats my point exactly, if its been removed, you will not find it.....
the previous thread was removed as requested by the thread starter
20-04-2009, 01:51 PM
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thats my point exactly, if its been removed, you will not find it.....
Think you missed my point, or I didnt make it very well: I have seen people searching for their threads unsuccessfully when they have only been moved (like to for sale section etc) and
not deleted? Does the forum change permissions of moved threads so when something is moved it cant be searched?
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no it doesnt, if they are moved within public forums they should still be picked up by the search function
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Just t o clear things up, I was not burgled at all. I was being told by text I had been, when in actual fact I hadn't. I did hear someone offered me Ł50 though, which I shall take regardless, so I can get drunk.
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24-04-2009, 06:44 AM
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Welcome back you deluded little fucktard
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Welcome back you deluded little fucktard
You really do know how to pay me a compliment. Stop licking my arse!
Benni.
24-04-2009, 05:49 PM
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Just t o clear things up, I was not burgled at all.
some bloke said he visited you and you told him you was burgled... or was it another scam to make money. Anything for free money hey
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to right, theres a recession on so its anything goes now.
24-04-2009, 05:57 PM
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some bloke said he visited you and you told him you was burgled... or was it another scam to make money. Anything for free money hey
it was a laugh,
no one scammed anyone
benni i want my mash back
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24-04-2009, 05:58 PM
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it was a laugh,
what, getting burgled? I must be missing someting here...
24-04-2009, 06:07 PM
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insurance job then. though he forgot your meant to take the expensive items
...and to buy insurance before hand
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I vote to ban benni... he ruins this place for the decent people.
24-04-2009, 06:13 PM
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It was a joke after all?
If so maybe he'll find it just as funny should he ever get burgled? Hmm I wonder!
24-04-2009, 06:27 PM
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joking about being burgled.. what a complete retarded thing to do..
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ban all the retards that use the muppet room.... job done
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Hillarious joke. Almost as funny as his paedofilia joke this morning when he said he shagged a kid.
Strange boy.