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Old 17-04-2009, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by mechanic28
I have never really been bothered about the g/f side of things tbh as i have never been good around girls anyway fine with mates birds etc,but anything else i don't really know what to say to them but recently just been thinking it would be nice to have someone to talk too or have some company.
Talking to women is easy.

Think of what you'd say to your male friends.

Then remove any swear words, long words, reason or logic.

Then add in some fake emotion and something about shoes.

Job done.
Old 17-04-2009, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Talking to women is easy.

Think of what you'd say to your male friends.

Then remove any swear words, long words, reason or logic.

Then add in some fake emotion and something about shoes.

Job done.
and if you can get away with a sly look at their chest without them noticing, do that too.
Old 17-04-2009, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Rab
Beef, PM replied dude! Any info you need phone me!

Warren, weird that! As a raving, dribbling nutcase you'd fit right in! I mean, we have ex submariners ffs!! Try changing your name to Warren Nutcase-Headbutt-The-Captain. With that surname, they'd think you were posh and probably make you Captain yourself


yeah champion rab mate ,


i rang up today and there sending me a registration pack out , somthing for me to fill in and get bk off when i get home from the pod


Old 17-04-2009, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Captain500rs
Keep ya pecker up Doug mate.
wtf

This might be difficult when he says he cant meet women


Originally Posted by Paddy
Talking to women is easy.

Think of what you'd say to your male friends.

Then remove any swear words, long words, reason or logic.

Then add in some fake emotion and something about shoes.

Job done.

Comedy gold
Old 17-04-2009, 02:16 PM
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Ya want to get yourself a book called "The Game" by Neil Strauss and also "The Rules of the Game" by the same guy. Few of my mates at work have read these and worked on it and it is absolutly shocking how amazingly it works. My mate James goes out 2-3 times a week just to chat up birds and get their phone numbers. More of a game to him now! ha ha! I did purchase my own copy but within 3 weeks of buying it i met our lass although I did use a few tricks!

Check out Neil Strauss or Mystery Method on Youtube for info! Even if you dont get into it as a teaching aid its a really good read!
Old 17-04-2009, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by KSA-Cossie
My advice is get a rich slut doug,and unless you're quazimodo you should pull something with a pulse lol,fingers crossed for you on the job front m8.
you missed my x wife
Old 17-04-2009, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by -beefy-
yeah champion rab mate ,


i rang up today and there sending me a registration pack out , somthing for me to fill in and get bk off when i get home from the pod



If there's any pics of you in that nurses outfit at central day, I'll save them and distrubute them around the fleet when you join. Your first ship ought to be hilarious
Old 17-04-2009, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Rab
I fooking wish Just seems a waste when they're struggling to recruit people as every cunt seems to want to be an estate agent or something

If you're a borderline alchoholic, this THIS is the job for you! 50p a pint in the bar! 15p for a vodka!

Fuckin hell pal, Im defo in for 50p pints!!!!!!

We can confirm the stereotypical scotsman together holding up the bar hahaha
Old 17-04-2009, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by -beefy-
yeah champion rab mate ,


i rang up today and there sending me a registration pack out , somthing for me to fill in and get bk off when i get home from the pod


Thats me and beefy signing up anyone else??? Rab will get a good bonus lol
Old 17-04-2009, 08:26 PM
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to appreciate ups there must be downs ;0)
Old 17-04-2009, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by XR Dougie
Thats me and beefy signing up anyone else??? Rab will get a good bonus lol

im actually qite excited about it dougie ,

been looking for a career change and this would suit me down to the ground as i dont mind being away ,

rab , anymore details on how long your usually offshore for , rates of pay ,

u know this genral stuff the dont tell you in the brochure ,

also ,how long they usually take from getting your application in ,

beef
Old 17-04-2009, 08:28 PM
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Have you tried the like's of kwik fit mate? I know its an all time low for a Vauxhall tech but they seem to be the only people in the motor trade that are actualy making decent money at present.....it may look crap on your cv but no future employer can argue that its a recession and at such time's you have to scrape the barrel to pay the bills. Ive just started back at Vauxhall after a very short stint/stop gap at kwik-fit as an mot tester and I have to say it, kwik-fit really look after their skilled staff and the pay aint bad either.
Old 17-04-2009, 08:38 PM
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Make sure you listen to your body and especially your head. If its saying that you cant sleep and you are unhappy - do something about it. Go and see a doctor, dont get anti-depressants, they made me do stupid things, I was away with the fairies for most of the time.
Ask to be referred for counselling, it really helps to talk to someone. You can tell them anything, the fact that you have no house, no job and no gf. They can advise you on all of that. I really reccommend it. Its all confidential so you dont have to tell anyone that you are doing it.
Good luck mate. Happy to talk to you about it more if you want.
Take care x
Old 17-04-2009, 08:45 PM
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So am I Beef I cant wait to get my teeth in to the app form.


From what I can gather mate, we would start on 15K then go up once trained, away from home 4 months at a time and get cheap beer at 50p a pint!!!!


Thats all I need to know buddy lol
Old 17-04-2009, 09:09 PM
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Right. I'll try and answer as many Q's as I can think of

Pay - 18k for training. 25 when thats finished. Can go up as high as 72k for Seagoing personell, but thats captain and none of us will get there You need to be the 'right' man for the job............ ahem, mason, ahem....

You do 4 months at sea followed by 3 and a bit at home. All paid at the same rate.

Bars. Open, alot. which is nice.

You get 72 hour weekends, 4 per year, if your on a UK based ship. Half day Saturday, and sunday wherever you are. ( See above )

Meals are provided, but a bit shit these days

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Did I mention the bars?

Now, I wonder who I see about my super huge recruitment bonus
Old 17-04-2009, 09:11 PM
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Oh, and don't forget..... All the wage scales you're seeing have not got the RFA Allowance added to them. It's an annual allowance thats paid monthly, which is an extra bit of money to cover the danger you might get shot or blown up or something It's currently 3300 quid
Old 17-04-2009, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Rab
Right. I'll try and answer as many Q's as I can think of

Pay - 18k for training. 25 when thats finished. Can go up as high as 72k for Seagoing personell, but thats captain and none of us will get there You need to be the 'right' man for the job............ ahem, mason, ahem....

You do 4 months at sea followed by 3 and a bit at home. All paid at the same rate.

Bars. Open, alot. which is nice.

You get 72 hour weekends, 4 per year, if your on a UK based ship. Half day Saturday, and sunday wherever you are. ( See above )

Meals are provided, but a bit shit these days

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Did I mention the bars?

Now, I wonder who I see about my super huge recruitment bonus
Beefy and me will mention your name at the interview make sure you get a bonus and when we see you at a bar (on the mega off chance we all end up on the same ship) we will buy you a pint, or 30 if they are only 50p lol
Old 17-04-2009, 09:13 PM
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Damn straight. If you get the job I want 10% of your salary for life
Old 17-04-2009, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Rab
Oh, and don't forget..... All the wage scales you're seeing have not got the RFA Allowance added to them. It's an annual allowance thats paid monthly, which is an extra bit of money to cover the danger you might get shot or blown up or something It's currently 3300 quid
So thats the beer tokens then pmsl

I'm well up for this!!!
Old 17-04-2009, 09:22 PM
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Yeah, and if you're out of the country for 183 days in 1 year, you get ALL your income tax back. And thats NICE
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[QUOTE=Rab;4090328]Yeah, and if you're out of the country for 183 days in 1 year, you get ALL your income tax back. And thats NICE [/QUOTe

SWEET!!!!!!!!!! Where do I sign

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Old 17-04-2009, 11:07 PM
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Many thanks for the replys and ther PM's!much appreciated!!

Mrs Jtechsaff thanks for the advise but counseling aint for me i would feel like a complete pratt and even more of a failure lol!but thanks for the advise!
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[quote=XR Dougie;4090335]
Originally Posted by Rab
Yeah, and if you're out of the country for 183 days in 1 year, you get ALL your income tax back. And thats NICE [/QUOTe

SWEET!!!!!!!!!! Where do I sign


same fucking place i do fella ,

!!!!!


really sounds promising , time away is great for me i enjoy it ,

just hope i fucking make it through the tests ect ,

pmsl

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Originally Posted by Rab
Damn straight. If you get the job I want 10% of your salary for life

how bout i let you loose in the car , when its all finished ?

and buy you plenty of ale when i see ya lol

beef
Old 18-04-2009, 01:08 AM
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Rab what would a bridge watchkeeper 2nd officer get pay wise??? Do you get any more if you end up as navigator?? (ive got RN Frigate Navigating Officers qual). Also what do you do at BRNC for the RFA initial officer training? would i skip that having spent a year there before?? think i know how to march and salute by now

Got a psych assessment next week so might get decent diagnosis and timescale when therapy is done and i can claim to be "fixed" for medical purposes
Old 18-04-2009, 07:50 AM
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do you think having a GF would help all she'd do is moan at you and tell you to get a job you lazy barsteward and expect you to take her out for romantic meals with money you haven't got lol
Old 18-04-2009, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by mechanic28
I got made redundant on 31st january this year,to say i was in shock is a understatement as it the only place i have worked at(was there for 12 years)for the first month i think i was in a bit of shock,was not really sure what to do what direction to take etc!Been for a few job interviews and not really got anything from them,did not even get a post mans job .Although one job is looking a bit more promising(another vauxhall dealer)i still ain't sure until i get a deffo nod.Anyway the last 2-3 weeks and especially this week i have been feeling well down about everything can not stop thinking but yet i am not really thinking about anything if that makes sense?feeling really tired and yet can not sleep.

The last week i have just been thinking that i ain't really got much no house,no gf and no job,I have never really been bothered about the g/f side of things tbh as i have never been good around girls anyway fine with mates birds etc,but anything else i don't really know what to say to them but recently just been thinking it would be nice to have someone to talk too or have some company.

Not very good at telling people all this would never dream of talking to my mum or dad about this or my mates really even more so with girls and feelings!i find it embarrassing that i am feeling this way as there people out there with a lot more serious problems then what i have got!

Just finding it really hard to look on the bright side of life and motivate myself,never thought i would end up like this lol!

Anyhow its a lot easier i think to post this up here rather then ask someone face to face plus most people on here i am never likely to meet!

Has anyone else been like this?How you doing now?Do u look back at the time and kind of laugh at it all as it was nothing to worry about etc?


Just try to stay positive mate it will soon turn around again and sometimes the good and the bad happens in patches. Hope you get a spell of good soon, chin up.
Old 18-04-2009, 09:41 AM
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Just sit tight fella , 2 months ago i was on the verge of going bankrupt , which would have meant losing the house,cars etc etc etc . Right now theres a few grand in the bank and i have no debts watsoever all i did was put the word out that i was looking for more work last september and 6 months later i got the call i was waiting for . by the sounds of it you have done all you can do with job applications so keep it up and it will happen for you .

Women !!!! hell no . you REALLY dont need the hassle , trust me .... ive got one...
i used to think they were usefull creatures but as it turns out i was wrong ,
mine used to wake me up middle of the night with a nosh , 3 years later i try waking her up middle of the night and all i get is " you dont get that thing away from me i,l bite it off" .
keep your chin up tho buddy , it will get better
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