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Old 03-12-2004, 02:46 PM
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A little boy went to his dad and asked, "What is Politics?"
Dad said, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her
The Government.
She and I are here to take care of your needs, so we will call
you The People.
The nanny, we will consider her The Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him The Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So, the little boy went off to bed thinking about what Dad had said. Later that night, he heard his baby brother crying, so he got up to check on him. He found that the baby had severely soiled his diaper.

So, the little boy went to his parent's room and found his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he went to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeked in the keyhole and saw his father in bed with the nanny. He gave up and went back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy said to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father said, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replied, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."


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