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Old 08-04-2009 | 07:17 PM
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offically as reported by the bbc here

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6639461.stm



that's all they need, another excuse other than geting married
Old 08-04-2009 | 07:19 PM
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What aload of crap lo l
Old 08-04-2009 | 07:20 PM
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It's fine as long as they don't swallow.
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thats not a cancer that my wife will ever suffer from then...



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Quality, I'll be directing Scott to this thread as soon as he gets in tonight
Old 08-04-2009 | 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by **Claire**
Quality, I'll be directing Scott to this thread as soon as he gets in tonight
Wonderful, your a good girl too then?
Old 08-04-2009 | 07:23 PM
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thats not a cancer that my wife will ever suffer from then...



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Especially now this "news" has got out eh?

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bolox,,,,
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Originally Posted by **Claire**
Quality, I'll be directing Scott to this thread as soon as he gets in tonight

You're supposed to be keeping him sweet, remember..........
Old 08-04-2009 | 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by BM08
Wonderful, your a good girl too then?
Not anymore
Old 08-04-2009 | 07:28 PM
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repost - posted it this afternoon

https://passionford.com/forum/general-car-related-discussion/293393-health-warning-for-people-in-relationships.html

besides it makes no reference to blow jobs in the article it says oral sex which can also be given to women,
Be fair and do your share - drinking from the furry cup is ok

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Originally Posted by **Claire**
Not anymore

Old 08-04-2009 | 07:34 PM
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My nan died of cancer......EEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
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My nan died of cancer......EEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

You sick twat.
Old 08-04-2009 | 07:43 PM
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its not a cancer that ill have to worry about getting .
Old 08-04-2009 | 08:17 PM
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so its a small percentage of a small percentage of 40% of woman, so like maybe 1 or 2 % woman who may be at "risk" of potentially getting cancer, not actually getting the cancer because of it

They really need to sort out the proper facts and figures rather than scaremongering.


Surely if you practice safer sex getting tested etc then it wont be an issue?? If someone wants to be a slut and sucks random blokes cocks without having been tested then thats a bit stupid really!!!



Ultimately 1/3rd of us WILL die from a cancer of some form.
Old 08-04-2009 | 08:19 PM
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great another excuse that takes them to about 654 now
Old 08-04-2009 | 08:35 PM
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According to that my wife will NEVER get cancer


Shit
Old 08-04-2009 | 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by the youth
thats not a cancer that my wife will ever suffer from then...



steve

nore me fella unfortunately.
Old 08-04-2009 | 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbocabbie
in the article it says oral sex which can also be given to women
eh! what you on about
Old 08-04-2009 | 08:49 PM
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My gran died of cancer dirty bitch lol
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Originally Posted by Rab
According to that my wife will NEVER get cancer
But does she expect oral from you??
Old 08-04-2009 | 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by cossynath
My gran died of cancer dirty bitch lol
so did my grandad. what the fuck was he up to?
Old 08-04-2009 | 09:02 PM
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can someone lock this thread before the women see it
Old 08-04-2009 | 09:04 PM
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the woman will still be able to read it


Surely the simple message is practice safe sex.


Its the same message theyve been telling us for years despite the increasing number of stupid idiots who are convinced "it wont be me" or "i'll be fine" etc etc etc.
Old 08-04-2009 | 09:09 PM
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whatever you do could cause cancer these days
Old 08-04-2009 | 09:09 PM
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just another excuse to cover the missus face in some sticky stuff!
( and i can now tell her its for her own good !!!)
Old 08-04-2009 | 09:10 PM
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Well she can carry on sucking - and when she's gone I'll get a replacement !!!!
Old 08-04-2009 | 09:45 PM
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stick it on her face and she'll get skin cancer
stick it on her tits and she'll get breast cancer
stick it up her chuff and, if she doens't have kids she'll get womens downstairs cancer
in her bum she'll get bum cancer
what's left?
her feet?

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Originally Posted by warrenpenalver
But does she expect oral from you??

Eh??

That would mean having sex then.....


Whats that?

Old 08-04-2009 | 10:30 PM
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What a load of bollocks' or is it the load from your bollock's. lol
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Originally Posted by Rab
Eh??

That would mean having sex then.....


Whats that?

You got her pregnant...... unless it was an immaculate conception
Old 08-04-2009 | 10:53 PM
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bj's give you cancer
It's a good job reposts don't!
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Ahem, US SCIENTISTS???? Do you really believe anything those fookers say??? So if Blow Jobs can cause Cancer, what can going down on a woman give us blokes?
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Originally Posted by stillbornhq
what can going down on a woman give us blokes?
Well it gave me glandular fever once I'm sure!
Old 08-04-2009 | 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike C
Well it gave me glandular fever once I'm sure!
Really?
Old 09-04-2009 | 12:10 AM
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My life sucks, my job sucks, my girlfriend doesn't.
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
so did my grandad. what the fuck was he up to?
Scientists have found that oral sex is a bigger cause of throat cancer than smoking. Either way, it's bad news for fags
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Old 09-04-2009 | 04:52 PM
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Isn't HPV just another name for Herpes?

Risk of contracting anything from a (non condom) blow job is relatively minimal.


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